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warlock7735
11/08/22 8:16:45 AM
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Prawns are cannibals
If there's an elephant in the room then you're in the wrong room
Cutting an earthworm in half makes you a sadist
I think it bears repeating that prawns eat their babies
And monkeys eat monkeys, but who gives a monkey's?... monkeys.
And if you squash a wasp - it releases a chemical that attracts - people who tell you facts about wasps

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gunplagirl
11/08/22 8:17:41 AM
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An elephant never forgets... to kill

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XxKrazyChaosxX
11/08/22 8:18:09 AM
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Dogs can't look up.

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Heartomaton
11/08/22 8:22:51 AM
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Every koala has chlamydia.

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warlock7735
11/08/22 8:25:30 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

https://youtu.be/YmTPC8C24h4

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YugiNoob
11/08/22 8:26:40 AM
#8:


This spider is cute

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/7/0/AAPV5JAAD3A6.jpg

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bigtiggie23
11/08/22 8:37:09 AM
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Anal liquid from beavers is one of the ingredients in some raspberry flavoring.

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MabusIncarnate
11/08/22 8:38:16 AM
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Right now in the world, there is an animal.

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Ratchetrockon
11/08/22 8:45:42 AM
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Crocodiles are friendly to hippos

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/7/8/AAZsuhAAD3BC.jpg

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cjsdowg
11/08/22 8:45:51 AM
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Many Fish eat their fry. However not many fish take care of their young. But a fish called a convict cichlid does. So much so they can kill bigger and badder fish to protect their children. They also take mates. So these fish are the best parents in the fish world...that is until the mother is fish needs to lay more eggs. That is when they would eat the fry still hanging around.

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Alteres
11/08/22 8:47:35 AM
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XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
Dogs can't look up.
This

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Heartomaton posted...
Every koala has chlamydia.

who the fuck was fucking the teddy bears?

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cjsdowg
11/08/22 8:47:53 AM
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XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
Dogs can't look up.

Is that true? Because don't wolves look up when they howl, and a dog is just a small broken wolf.

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Alteres
11/08/22 8:48:46 AM
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its a reference dude

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Heartomaton
11/08/22 8:50:03 AM
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Alteres posted...
who the fuck was fucking the teddy bears?

There's a copypasta about how much koalas suck. It's a good one.

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ElleRagu
11/08/22 8:54:05 AM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
Crocodiles are friendly to hippos

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/7/8/AAZsuhAAD3BC.jpg

to be fair, if i had to share my home with a walking tank who has a bear trap on steroids for a mouth i'd be friendly too

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Ryven
11/08/22 8:59:28 AM
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A polar bear's skin is actually black and most of their fur is not white but translucent.

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warlock7735
11/09/22 12:54:29 AM
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Bump for Mike Wozniak appreciation

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Smackems
11/09/22 1:06:44 AM
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What if I wanna be with the elephant
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Ive read it before. Know thy enemy

And not to kill it

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Flauros
11/09/22 1:09:28 AM
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Chickens lay eggs almost every day

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Smackems
11/09/22 1:09:34 AM
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Oh I read that thing wrong in that thing I said to the thing the other guy said

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_____Cait
11/09/22 1:11:11 AM
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Cats are cute

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hummus93
11/09/22 1:44:26 AM
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humans are the only animal that store other animals in freezers
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/9/4/AAe9UtAAD3MO.jpg

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008Zulu
11/09/22 1:53:28 AM
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Platypus venom is so potent, it will stay in your system for weeks, and affect you the entire time. However, it is not fatal.

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YugiNoob
11/09/22 2:09:19 AM
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Fact: bears eat beets

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Tom_Joad
11/09/22 2:12:15 AM
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African grey parrots are as intelligent as 6-year old kids.

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WilliamPorygon
11/09/22 2:19:48 AM
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All female mammals have a clitoris

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Back_Stabbath
11/09/22 2:23:13 AM
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fig wasps have sex with the babies in their eggs so they are born pregnant.

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Serious_Cat
11/09/22 2:29:51 AM
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hummus93 posted...
humans are the only animal that store other animals in freezers
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/9/4/AAe9UtAAD3MO.jpg
Some polar bears store meat in the snow.

And Mike Wozniak is awesome.

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VampireCoyote
11/09/22 2:33:29 AM
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a walnut tree can know your mood

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Tom_Joad
11/09/22 4:57:33 AM
#34:


Some species of duck have males... with a penis more than half it's body length.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k01DIVDJlY

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YugiNoob
11/09/22 8:25:24 AM
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Otters apparently eat lettuce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6-a4qjgY1Q

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Ivynn
11/09/22 8:34:09 AM
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Bears eat beets.

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Sharashaska
11/09/22 8:37:49 AM
#37:


cjsdowg posted...
Is that true? Because don't wolves look up when they howl, and a dog is just a small broken wolf.
Yeah, Big Al says dogs can't look up!

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WilliamPorygon
11/09/22 8:40:57 AM
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The only two mammals that specifically seek out spicy food are humans and tree shrews.

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Ratchetrockon
11/09/22 8:46:44 AM
#39:


WilliamPorygon posted...
The only two mammals that specifically seek out spicy food are humans and tree shrews.

That is pretty cool

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YugiNoob
11/09/22 9:02:06 AM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
The only two mammals that specifically seek out spicy food are humans and tree shrews.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/5/1/AAPV5JAAD3Or.jpg

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Tom_Joad
11/09/22 11:38:11 AM
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Humans call owls "birds of prey," because they eat prey.

Owls call humans "apes of the hamburger," because we eat hamburgers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeFxdkaFzRA

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