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DarkRoast 08/19/22 3:44:18 PM #1: |
It took several months/tries, but the test is positive. It is super weird that I'm carrying the child of my best friend from childhood, but kind of sweet at the same time. Hopefully it goes smoothly. --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Wedge_Antilles 08/19/22 3:44:38 PM #2: |
Congrats --- I used the knife. I saved a child. I won a war. God forgive me. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_Angel_ 08/19/22 3:44:59 PM #3: |
Gratz on the baby! --- Nostalgia, how I remember things. Remember crowns, remember kings. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Maze_ 08/19/22 3:45:00 PM #4: |
Wedge_Antilles posted... Congrats --- When the going gets tough, the tough go have a little cry in the corner. "Your mustache is crooked" ~ R.I.P Randy Savage. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 08/19/22 3:45:13 PM #5: |
Hi, Pregnant. I'm HylianFox. --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ScazarMeltex 08/19/22 3:45:29 PM #6: |
Congrats. --- Furthermore, The GOP is a Fascist Organization and must be destroyed ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Giant_Aspirin 08/19/22 3:45:41 PM #7: |
hope it goes smoothly for you and congratulations! --- Playing: Yakuza: Like a Dragon I hope something good happens to you today ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SrRd_RacinG 08/19/22 3:45:51 PM #8: |
Pregnant and 16 like the TV show? --- https://media.giphy.com/media/l3vRn3I4UyDoKyWLC/giphy.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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s0nicfan 08/19/22 3:46:07 PM #9: |
So what goofy nickname should CE use for the baby? LightRoast? Baby Decaf? Coffee's Bean? --- "History Is Much Like An Endless Waltz. The Three Beats Of War, Peace And Revolution Continue On Forever." - Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ElleRagu 08/19/22 3:46:53 PM #10: |
congratulations! --- MARTIAL ARTS LANGUAGE COMMENCES ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 08/19/22 3:46:55 PM #11: |
s0nicfan posted... So what goofy nickname should CE use for the baby? LightRoast? Baby Decaf? Coffee's Bean? Starbuck Agent Scully's nickname --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkRoast 08/19/22 3:47:00 PM #12: |
I have a higher than average chance of miscarriage due to being 37. Guess it's all up to luck now. --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ushiromiya 08/19/22 3:47:16 PM #13: |
Congratulations ! DarkRoast posted... Guess it's all up to luck now.Sending you the tiny bit of positive energy that I have left. Hope everything goes well. --- http://i.imgur.com/11wM01O.gif https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7fjv4JkgBk ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Touch 08/19/22 3:47:48 PM #14: |
DarkRoast posted... It took several months/tries, but the test is positive.Wait so are you a surrogate or you chose your best friend as the father sperm donor because IIRC you were dating/married to a woman right? --- Heaven Denied & Destiny Declined ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 08/19/22 3:47:56 PM #15: |
s0nicfan posted... So what goofy nickname should CE use for the baby? LightRoast? Baby Decaf? Coffee's Bean? Starbaby? Sounds more cosmic than coffee-related, honestly. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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uwnim 08/19/22 3:47:56 PM #16: |
Hope it goes well. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ThePieReborn 08/19/22 3:48:18 PM #17: |
*congratulatory doot* --- Party leader, passive-aggressive doormat, pasta eater extraordinaire! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkRoast 08/19/22 3:48:26 PM #18: |
Touch posted... Wait so are you a surrogate or you chose your best friend as the father sperm donor because IIRC you were dating/married to a woman right? Best friend is gay and is the donor. --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 08/19/22 3:48:57 PM #19: |
DarkRoast posted... Best friend is gay and is the donor. But I was told gay people couldn't have kids. --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FigureOfSpeech 08/19/22 3:49:23 PM #20: |
HylianFox posted... Hi, Pregnant. I'm HylianFox. ScazarMeltex posted... Congrats. --- Always check timestamps... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Choco 08/19/22 3:49:29 PM #21: |
congrats! please ensure that the baby's name will be Choco --- https://i.imgur.com/286sD4e.png http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kyujo 08/19/22 3:49:39 PM #22: |
Congrats! --- Now Playing: BotW, Pokemon Legends, Digimon Survive Last Watched: Invincible, Peacemaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Choco 08/19/22 3:50:11 PM #23: |
HylianFox posted... But I was told gay people couldn't have kids.fun fact (actually not fun at all), the premise of this topic would be illegal in germany --- https://i.imgur.com/286sD4e.png http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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emblem-man 08/19/22 3:50:30 PM #24: |
How many times did you "try" with the friend? And of course, congratulations !! Are you going to find out the sex? Or keep it a mystery --- http://avatar.xboxlive.com/avatar/emblem%20boy/avatar-body.png haters gonna hate ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 08/19/22 3:51:17 PM #25: |
Neat. So are you hoping the kid grows up to become a dps, tank, or healer? DarkRoast posted... I have a higher than average chance of miscarriage due to being 37. Guess it's all up to luck now.Keep in mind the increased chances in your 30s are still only about 1-2% barring other medical issues you might suffer. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkRoast 08/19/22 3:51:20 PM #26: |
What makes this kind of awkward is that I'm a tomboy and would've actually been trans-male if I knew about it as a teenager, so there's a bit of strange gender dysphoria going on knowing I'm pregnant. But I can handle it. --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 08/19/22 3:55:58 PM #27: |
DarkRoast posted... What makes this kind of awkward is that I'm a tomboy and would've actually been trans-male if I knew about it as a teenager, so there's a bit of strange gender dysphoria going on knowing I'm pregnant. But I can handle it. It's a screwy world, ain't it? Most of the guys I want to fill me with their sperm are already married (to women) and have kids. Ah, well... --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bio1590 08/19/22 3:57:43 PM #28: |
DarkRoast posted... being 37 wtf you're way older than I thought --- https://i.imgur.com/bbRWLI8.gif https://i.imgur.com/A0BErSV.jpg https://i.imgur.com/S1m3po4.jpg https://i.imgur.com/7fCcfko.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SamsungGearS2 08/19/22 3:57:54 PM #29: |
Congratulations, Im happy staying a Pugfather myself. --- Sent from my iPhone 12/HP Envy x360 on VZW 5G Home Internet CP: WarioWare: Get it Together (NS), Saints Row IV: Re-Elected (PC), Rayman Legends (Wii U) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Unsuprised_Pika 08/19/22 3:58:31 PM #30: |
You using one or two filters for Dark Roast Junior? Anyways congratulation! --- I post clips of my Cool, Stupid and glitchy MH Rise/Sunbreak hunts here just for fun. https://youtube.com/user/linkachu1000 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MedeaLysistrata 08/19/22 4:00:39 PM #31: |
Hope everything goes well, congrats --- I'm going to develop the first semantic radar. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Will_VIIII 08/19/22 4:03:44 PM #32: |
Awesome! --- "Do not speak to fools, for they will scorn your prudent words." - Proverbs 23:9. Antivaxxers are objectively stupid people. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 08/19/22 4:04:03 PM #33: |
DarkRoast posted... What makes this kind of awkward is that I'm a tomboy and would've actually been trans-male if I knew about it as a teenager, so there's a bit of strange gender dysphoria going on knowing I'm pregnant. But I can handle it.Meanwhile I'm a trans woman and will never have kids even though I'd love to get pregnant and have some. The universe is fucking abject and cruel in its ways. Those who want kids can't and those who shouldn't have so many kids and those kids get traumatized and have kids as well. :/ --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DeadBankerDream 08/19/22 4:04:55 PM #34: |
Lunatic Pandora would be a great name for a child. Think about it. --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Glabrezu 08/19/22 4:06:13 PM #35: |
Awesome! Congrats! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 08/19/22 4:06:26 PM #36: |
DeadBankerDream posted... Lunatic Pandora would be a great name for a child. Think about it. you could even shorten it to "Luna Pan" which sounds like 1950s futuristic cookware Try LUNA-PAN! Your food will be over the moon!!! --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CE_gonna_CE 08/19/22 4:07:09 PM #37: |
Grats! --- https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1531-food-delivery-services-general ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hambo 08/19/22 4:08:02 PM #38: |
Congrats! HylianFox posted... Hi, Pregnant. I'm HylianFox.A dad joke? Are...are you the father?! --- The artist formerly known as Hambo the Hog. In loving memory of spaces in usernames. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 08/19/22 4:08:19 PM #39: |
Congratulations! --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bloodmoon77 08/19/22 4:08:36 PM #40: |
Babynames.com --- I wouldn't trust this company with making a cheese sandwich, they'd start an additional kickstarter for the mayo-ssjmatthew on Comcept's MN9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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g0ldie 08/19/22 4:08:44 PM #41: |
ayy, congrats and good luck --- https://imgur.com/gallery/noqoWTm ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 08/19/22 4:09:09 PM #42: |
Choco posted... fun fact (actually not fun at all), the premise of this topic would be illegal in germanyWTF? @Choco , is talking about same sex couples having kids illegal there? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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legendary_zell 08/19/22 4:13:24 PM #43: |
Congrats, make sure the kid is well adjusted, but also commie scum. --- I gotta be righteous, I gotta be me, I gotta be conscious, I gotta be free, I gotta be able, I gotta attack, I gotta be stable, I gotta be black. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kamen_Rider_Blade 08/19/22 4:13:46 PM #44: |
Congrats, I know you'll be a great mom! --- Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T - Johnny Depp 'Once Upon A Time in Mexico' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Garioshi 08/19/22 4:14:28 PM #45: |
Congrats! --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kamen_Rider_Blade 08/19/22 4:15:23 PM #46: |
HylianFox posted... It's a screwy world, ain't it?I'm sure you'll find a guy that suits your needs and will fill you up as needed. --- Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T - Johnny Depp 'Once Upon A Time in Mexico' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 08/19/22 4:15:56 PM #47: |
Kamen_Rider_Blade posted... I'm sure you'll find a guy that suits your needs and will fill you up as needed. I'm working on it! --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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spikethedevil 08/19/22 4:16:28 PM #48: |
Turbam posted... WTF? No he means a same sex couple having a donor or surrogate. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DezDroppedFreak 08/19/22 4:17:55 PM #49: |
Congratulations. Hope all goes well --- I feel like Ratatouille when I'm whipping that cheddar RIP Brockhampton ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kamen_Rider_Blade 08/19/22 4:18:00 PM #50: |
gunplagirl posted... Meanwhile I'm a trans woman and will never have kids even though I'd love to get pregnant and have some. The universe is fucking abject and cruel in its ways. Those who want kids can't and those who shouldn't have so many kids and those kids get traumatized and have kids as well. :/You were born a few centuries too early. In the future, they would've cloned a female body just for you so they could've performed a brain memory engram transplant and you would have a 100% Biological female body and the old body would be just a biological husk with no conciousness anymore. Then you wouldn't need surgery, you would just wake up in a genetically compatible body. --- Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T - Johnny Depp 'Once Upon A Time in Mexico' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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