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darkprince45
12/27/21 10:04:10 AM
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If you dont have a rotation of at least three colognes tbh

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saspa
12/27/21 10:05:00 AM
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Or you could bathe and actually not reek

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darkprince45
12/27/21 10:05:34 AM
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saspa posted...
Or you could bathe and actually not reek
. It goes on after

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Xavier_On_High
12/27/21 10:06:08 AM
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Such high standards. You'll never find a man to kiss on New Year's Eve with that attitude.

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lolife67
12/27/21 10:06:40 AM
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saspa posted...
Or you could bathe and actually not reek

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Yeesh!
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bigblu89
12/27/21 10:07:57 AM
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I've never sprayed even one spritz of cologne on me in my entire life, and have never had any issues with women.

Yet, I've know many women that are turned off by men that wear cologne.

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pinky0926
12/27/21 10:08:21 AM
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I stopped wearing cologne like 4 years ago. No particular reason. Maybe it's because I started to notice colleagues wearing cologne and how obnoxious it is in a small room with people you have no interest in attracting.

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Conception616
12/27/21 10:10:08 AM
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bigblu89 posted...
I've never sprayed even one spritz of cologne on me in my entire life, and have never had any issues with women.

Yet, I've know many women that are turned off by men that wear cologne.

MANY more women like the smell of a quality cologne than dont, scent is an aphrodisiac.

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darkprince45
12/27/21 10:11:03 AM
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Conception616 posted...
MANY more women like the smell of a quality cologne than dont, scent is an aphrodisiac.

yep

and to that poster, I dont believe your story tbh. Because I dont believe youve been having a cologne conversation with so many apparent women. If its true though, if they arent at least a 7-8 it dont matter

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random_man9119
12/27/21 10:15:52 AM
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I don't think I've ever even touched a bottle of cologne before...

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Dakimakura
12/27/21 10:17:04 AM
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red flag: Posting on CE

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eston
12/27/21 10:18:59 AM
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The trick is to wear all four colognes at the same time

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Turtlebread
12/27/21 10:19:22 AM
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When you can smell his colon

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thronedfire2
12/27/21 10:20:06 AM
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Cologne starts to smell gross and musty like 2 hours after you put it on

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Flockaveli
12/27/21 10:20:28 AM
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thronedfire2 posted...
Cologne starts to smell gross and musty like 2 hours after you put it on
Stop buying cheap crap.

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lolife67
12/27/21 10:22:14 AM
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Flockaveli posted...
Stop buying cheap crap.
And bathe first.
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Smashingpmkns
12/27/21 10:23:47 AM
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I dunno why some dudes hate cologne so much. It's like even the smallest amount of effort is an affront to them.

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darkprince45
12/27/21 10:27:52 AM
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Yep, I dont understand how spraying cologne means you want attention and faking

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Tenlaar
12/27/21 10:30:41 AM
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The real red flag: being somebody like the tc, who makes topics like this and says things such as if they arent at least a 7-8 it dont matter.
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orcus_snake
12/27/21 10:32:08 AM
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I dont care for it, sometimes I wear what is given to me as gifts and women will tell me I smell delicious and shit, but even then I don't give a fuck because I do not have problems dating without wearting it anyways.


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monkmith
12/27/21 10:32:57 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
I dunno why some dudes hate cologne so much. It's like even the smallest amount of effort is an affront to them.
because it stinks? even the expensive stuff smells, why the hell would i want to walk around smelling when i can just take regular showers?

Conception616 posted...
MANY more women like the smell of a quality cologne than dont, scent is an aphrodisiac.
buying into marketing, by this reasoning you should be sprinkling a bit of piss behind your ear before a date.

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darkprince45
12/27/21 10:33:15 AM
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Tenlaar posted...
The real red flag: being somebody like the tc, who makes topics like this and says things such as if they arent at least a 7-8 it dont matter.
Welcome to the real world?

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eston
12/27/21 10:34:15 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
I dunno why some dudes hate cologne so much. It's like even the smallest amount of effort is an affront to them.
Some people just don't like it, it's not that complicated

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Choco
12/27/21 10:36:47 AM
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"you should apply deodorant every day"
"you should always wear cologne"
"never wear deodorant and cologne at the same time"

this always confused me.

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Conception616
12/27/21 10:39:11 AM
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monkmith posted...
because it stinks? even the expensive stuff smells, why the hell would i want to walk around smelling when i can just take regular showers?

buying into marketing, by this reasoning you should be sprinkling a bit of piss behind your ear before a date.

I would love to see what the dudes posting this type of shit look like

@darkprince45

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Smashingpmkns
12/27/21 10:42:17 AM
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eston posted...

Some people just don't like it, it's not that complicated

Some of the replies ITT make it seem a lot more complicated than simply not liking it lol

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monkmith
12/27/21 10:44:29 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Some of the replies ITT make it seem a lot more complicated than simply not liking it lol
some of the people in this thread parrot the same marketing they see on commercials. its sad.

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Tenlaar
12/27/21 10:44:46 AM
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darkprince45 posted...
Welcome to the real world?
Your dumbass incel-lite stuff isnt the real world. Its just your shitty misogynistic opinions.
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Conception616
12/27/21 10:46:38 AM
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monkmith posted...
some of the people in this thread parrot the same marketing they see on commercials. its sad.

I parrot what my girlfriend says to me about how my cologne smells great and turns her on. Her perfume does the same thing to me. I prefer the smell of her vagina when Im down there, but dont want her outer appearance to smell like that all day, its not rocket science.

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Unknown5uspect
12/27/21 10:46:40 AM
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darkprince45 posted...
Welcome to the real world?
Bro you're not even a 7.

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gatorsPENSbucs
12/27/21 10:47:41 AM
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I stopped using cologne in like high school, and definitely havent had any issues getting females since.

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Rayman2943
12/27/21 10:48:26 AM
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Unknown5uspect posted...
Bro you're not even a 7.
TC has broom hair irl
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Jabodie
12/27/21 10:50:33 AM
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Dakimakura posted...
red flag: Posting on CE
This tbh.

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Vermander
12/27/21 10:57:07 AM
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I wear cologne but not 3 in rotation lmao

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darkprince45
12/27/21 11:10:05 AM
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Unknown5uspect posted...
Bro you're not even a 7.
Im easily an 8

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Lokison
12/27/21 11:12:41 AM
#38:


I just use deodorant and call it a day. Honestly it doesnt matter.

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MrResetti
12/27/21 11:13:28 AM
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Red flag - he's a cop

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Giant_Aspirin
12/27/21 11:15:02 AM
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this sounds like some FDS shit

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Jabodie
12/27/21 11:15:43 AM
#41:


My girl loves the scent of my colon

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IShall_Run_Amok
12/27/21 11:20:41 AM
#43:


MrResetti posted...
Red flag - he's a cop
Fucking crimson TBH

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NecroFoul99
12/27/21 11:22:52 AM
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Perfume and cologne usually make me sneeze or make me want to sneeze. Cant stand perfumes because Im just too sensitive for it. I have to use sensitive skin products that dont have perfumes.

Honestly, Ive seen more chicks dig the smell of Irish spring than just about anything else. Clean boi smelling clean does wonders. I cant use that soap either, thoso this clean boi smells likenothing, really.

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darkprince45
12/27/21 11:26:28 AM
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Unknown5uspect
12/27/21 11:26:36 AM
#46:


darkprince45 posted...
Im easily an 8
Not with those pointy elbows

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CommonStar
12/27/21 11:27:24 AM
#47:


Never worn cologne. Never had any problems with my dates about not wearing it.
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Conception616
12/27/21 11:29:19 AM
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LMAO @ a lady preferring the smell of Irish Spring over Eternity or Chanel or something of similar quality. That soap is like a dollar a bar, its some cheap shit for sure, its like dudes who douse themselves in Axe.

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Pitlord_Special
12/27/21 11:29:32 AM
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Has a criminal ever remarked on how they like your cologne after youve wrestled them to the ground and arrested them?


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MedeaLysistrata
12/27/21 11:31:21 AM
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Red flag: they will hate whoever it is regardless

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