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Poll of the Day > PSA Cervix Announcement : Alexa will make farts if you ask her to make farts.

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Far-Queue
12/11/21 7:02:41 PM
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I've been missing this in my life.

You can ask her for variety farts (wet farts, hard farts, loud farts, short and gassy farts, etc)

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UnMead
12/11/21 7:05:34 PM
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LMAO I thought you were joking for sure

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UnMead
12/11/21 7:05:59 PM
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THERE ARE SO MANY VARIATIONS

she sounds so enthusiastic about it

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OhhhJa
12/11/21 7:06:08 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
I've been missing this in my life.

You can ask her for variety farts (wet farts, hard farts, loud farts, short and gassy farts, etc)
I discovered this a while back and was more amused than I should've been. She'll also tell you fart jokes
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Far-Queue
12/11/21 7:16:31 PM
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OhhhJa posted...
I discovered this a while back
Why would you keep such wondrous secrets

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Bulbasaur
12/11/21 7:20:10 PM
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i don't understand what a cervix has to do with this

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ArvTheGreat
12/11/21 7:20:15 PM
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Arvs kid was asking alexa all that a week ask

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ArvTheGreat
12/11/21 7:21:06 PM
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Dinosaur farts Christmas farts theres a fart song also monster farts

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OhhhJa
12/11/21 7:23:26 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
Why would you keep such wondrous secrets
I just feel like most people don't enjoy farts as much as me
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Far-Queue
12/11/21 7:39:53 PM
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Blasphemy the only folks who can't appreciate a fart joke are soulless heathens

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Far-Queue
12/11/21 7:40:16 PM
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Bulbasaur posted...
i don't understand what a cervix has to do with this
Doggone autocorrect got me again

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CinderLock
12/11/21 7:56:28 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
Doggone autocorrect got me again
I thought it was intentional because cervix sounds like service

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OhhhJa
12/11/21 8:03:05 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
Blasphemy the only folks who can't appreciate a fart joke are soulless heathens
Nothing rustles my jimmies like squares that can't enjoy a good fart
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UnMead
12/11/21 8:13:18 PM
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Bulbasaur posted...
i don't understand what a cervix has to do with this

you should have paid better attention in kindergarten

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Far-Queue
12/11/21 8:19:07 PM
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CinderLock posted...
I thought it was intentional because cervix sounds like service
It does?!

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CinderLock
12/11/21 8:39:16 PM
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Lol why are you so mad?

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rexcrk
12/11/21 9:40:41 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/0/5/AAPDLMAACCql.png

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OhhhJa
12/11/21 10:37:53 PM
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https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM87qSedy/
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Johnny Eagle
12/11/21 10:59:30 PM
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On a related note: https://youtu.be/_rBDqb4tszM

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