Poll of the Day > Cops are looking for some dude that fucked a horse in Massachusetts

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Far-Queue
07/17/21 2:31:20 PM
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/police-search-for-man-seen-on-security-camera-allegedly-having-sex-with-a-horse/ar-AAMgyJD

I live not too far from there. Fucked up. Hope they catch this asshole.

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Firewood18
07/17/21 2:36:04 PM
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Isnt one of the new Rick & Mortys about horse fucking?

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Cruddy_horse
07/17/21 2:38:11 PM
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Firewood18 posted...
Isnt one of the new Rick & Mortys about horse fucking?

Maybe he was inspired by it lmao.
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Muscles
07/17/21 2:39:38 PM
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I just can't wrap my head around the appeal of beastiality, stuff like this always just leaves me wondering what is going through their heads

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BlackScythe0
07/17/21 2:39:45 PM
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Far-Queue
07/17/21 2:42:15 PM
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Muscles posted...
I just can't wrap my head around the appeal of beastiality
You're not meant to understand it, because it's bizarre and awful, and rape. Animals cannot consent.

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Muscles
07/17/21 2:56:40 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
You're not meant to understand it, because it's bizarre and awful, and rape. Animals cannot consent.
I mean, I can understand other bizarre and awful things even if I don't want to do them. Like I get where a cult leader is coming from even if I find it reprehensible.

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wolfy42
07/17/21 3:13:23 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
You're not meant to understand it, because it's bizarre and awful, and rape. Animals cannot consent.

I mean, they don't give consent anyway, all they can say is neigh!!!

Also the horse was named Friday.

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aHappySacka
07/17/21 3:18:40 PM
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Does that make him a furry? or does he also need to wear a horse mask when doing the deed?

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Kanatteru
07/17/21 3:19:58 PM
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aHappySacka posted...
Does that make him a furry?

no

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wolfy42
07/17/21 3:57:03 PM
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When asked if he has any defense in court the dude replied "I was just horsing around".

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Metalsonic66
07/17/21 3:57:52 PM
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Dude goes into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?"

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wolfy42
07/17/21 3:59:07 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
Dude goes into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?"


Replied "I just had sex with the ugliest woman I've ever seen, and, I didn't use protection!!"

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FinalFantasyIV
07/17/21 3:59:34 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
You're not meant to understand it, because it's bizarre and awful, and rape. Animals cannot consent.

https://www.nature.com/articles/news.2008.1166

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wolfy42
07/17/21 4:05:46 PM
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FinalFantasyIV posted...
https://www.nature.com/articles/news.2008.1166


Do you want mer-people, cause that's how you get mer-people.

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Cruddy_horse
07/17/21 4:08:27 PM
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aHappySacka posted...
Does that make him a furry? o


absolutely not
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Mead
07/17/21 4:09:02 PM
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Kinda suspicious that you know the area where the crime occurred AND knew to make a topic about it. . .

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wolfy42
07/17/21 4:10:32 PM
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Your Honor, I was just riding a horse!! How was I to know that isn't what everyone meant?

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BlackScythe0
07/17/21 4:26:58 PM
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aHappySacka posted...
Does that make him a furry? or does he also need to wear a horse mask when doing the deed?

Usually furries dress up, so probably not?
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FridayHorse
07/17/21 4:33:54 PM
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his dick wasn't big enough to make it work.

horses have HUGE dicks!

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FinalFantasyIV
07/17/21 4:40:21 PM
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wolfy42 posted...
Do you want mer-people, cause that's how you get mer-people.

I stumbled across that in a terrible PotD many years ago and I finally have the opportunity to pass on this abomination to other people.

Point is, yes, there are definitely animals that will consent to fucking you.

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Far-Queue
07/17/21 5:03:58 PM
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Mead posted...
Kinda suspicious that you know the area where the crime occurred AND knew to make a topic about it. . .


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rexcrk
07/17/21 5:26:19 PM
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My man

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captpackrat
07/17/21 6:32:09 PM
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aHappySacka posted...
Does that make him a furry? or does he also need to wear a horse mask when doing the deed?
If it were a furry, it would be more like this:



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LinkPizza
07/17/21 6:34:44 PM
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Maybe he was one of those people that do the horse stuff
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Blightzkrieg
07/17/21 6:42:12 PM
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If serial killer documentaries are any indication, the cops will be completely unable to find him until he fucks a dozen other horses and confesses.

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BlackScythe0
07/17/21 6:46:03 PM
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captpackrat posted...
If it were a furry, it would be more like this:

Come clean this vomit up off my floor now.

Right now.

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Mead
07/17/21 6:46:36 PM
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BlackScythe0 posted...
Come clean this vomit up off my floor now.

Right now.

that doesnt really look like vomit. . .

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Dmess85
07/17/21 6:47:34 PM
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captpackrat posted...
If it were a furry, it would be more like this:


Those horses are huge

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CinderLock
07/17/21 6:54:08 PM
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@DirtBasedSoap

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Dmess85
07/17/21 6:55:09 PM
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https://youtu.be/GmBp1LD6ctIt=53s

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DirtBasedSoap
07/17/21 7:47:03 PM
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CinderLock posted...
@DirtBasedSoap
what

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wolfy42
07/17/21 7:57:38 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Maybe he was one of those people that do the horse stuff

There was a viral video a few years ago about a guy who got fucked by a horse and then died.

I don't know if that is illegal as well, if the horse is doing the fucking? I think it's kinda sad that we even need to ask that question.

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BlackScythe0
07/17/21 10:18:29 PM
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wolfy42 posted...
There was a viral video a few years ago about a guy who got fucked by a horse and then died.

I don't know if that is illegal as well, if the horse is doing the fucking? I think it's kinda sad that we even need to ask that question.

I linked the wikipedia link to it. Story was super fucked up. It was illegal, animals can't consent.
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