Current Events > It's kind of hard for me to go back and play OoT these days

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AlisLandale 03/11/21 12:59:40 PM #1:	and realize that all Links childhood friends are actually little wood turds in disguise. Every time I get to the bridge scene after the first dungeon, its off-putting to remember that adorable young Saria is actually a 6-inch-tall plank inside a human mech suit. its fuckin weird yo --- https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:951598728] in It's kind ... [t:79343174]...</cite> <quote>and realize that all Links childhood friends are actually little wood turds in disguise. Every time I get to the bridge scene after the first dungeon, its off-putting to remember that adorable young Saria is actually a 6-inch-tall plank inside a human mech suit. its fuckin weird yo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YourLovelyTina 03/11/21 1:01:52 PM #2:	great, now i'm thinking of Saria giving Link a solid gold pile of crap as a going-away present >_> --- CONGRATULATIONS! You have saved your lovely Tina. Yattane Takahashi! <cite>YourLovelyTina posted [p:951598815] in It's kind ... [t:79343174]...</cite> <quote>great, now i'm thinking of Saria giving Link a solid gold pile of crap as a going-away present >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CelestialVoices 03/11/21 1:03:16 PM #3:	i don't remember that part --- ginger ale is lit http://www.last.fm/user/pinkfloydrulez <cite>CelestialVoices posted [p:951598859] in It's kind ... [t:79343174]...</cite> <quote>i don't remember that part</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrResetti 03/11/21 1:04:04 PM #4:	Are you sure they didn't just evolve into the wood turds? --- https://imgur.com/GRZEGPm https://imgur.com/OeMgQZT <cite>MrResetti posted [p:951598882] in It's kind ... [t:79343174]...</cite> <quote>Are you sure they didn't just evolve into the wood turds? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 03/11/21 1:05:26 PM #5:	YourLovelyTina posted... great, now i'm thinking of Saria giving Link a solid gold pile of crap as a going-away present >_> Ya haha! CelestialVoices posted... i don't remember that part every game since Wind Wacker has replaced the Kokiri with Koroks, with the explanation being that in OoT they were just in human disguises for Links benefit. >_> MrResetti posted... Are you sure they didn't just evolve into the wood turds? Im about 75 percent sure --- https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:951598925] in It's kind ... [t:79343174]...</cite> <quote>YourLovelyTina posted... </cite> <quote>great, now i'm thinking of Saria giving Link a solid gold pile of crap as a going-away present >_></quote> Ya haha! CelestialVoices posted... </cite> <quote>i don't remember that part</quote> every game since Wind Wacker has replaced the Kokiri with Koroks, with the explanation being that in OoT they were just in human disguises for Links benefit. >_> MrResetti posted... </cite> <quote>Are you sure they didn't just evolve into the wood turds?</quote> Im about 75 percent sure </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YourLovelyTina 03/11/21 1:06:38 PM #6:	AlisLandale posted... in OoT they were just in human disguises for Links benefit. >_> it was never explained why they changed, or looked human/elfin in the first place --- CONGRATULATIONS! You have saved your lovely Tina. Yattane Takahashi! <cite>YourLovelyTina posted [p:951598967] in It's kind ... [t:79343174]...</cite> <quote>AlisLandale posted... </cite> <quote>in OoT they were just in human disguises for Links benefit. >_></quote> it was never explained why they changed, or looked human/elfin in the first place </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 03/11/21 1:07:22 PM #7:	Why wood turds specifically? --- https://imgur.com/vDci4hD <cite>Ivynn posted [p:951598985] in It's kind ... [t:79343174]...</cite> <quote>Why wood turds specifically? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 03/11/21 1:08:07 PM #8:	YourLovelyTina posted... it was never explained why they changed, or looked human/elfin in the first place im about 82 percent sure it was explained in an interview or something Ivynn posted... Why wood turds specifically? they look like little wood turds --- https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:951599009] in It's kind ... [t:79343174]...</cite> <quote>YourLovelyTina posted... </cite> <quote>it was never explained why they changed, or looked human/elfin in the first place</quote> im about 82 percent sure it was explained in an interview or something Ivynn posted... </cite> <quote>Why wood turds specifically?</quote> they look like little wood turds </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AdmiralStiff 03/11/21 1:08:51 PM #9:	Ivynn posted... Why wood turds specifically? N64 graphics can't convey bonafide looking wood --- You may block me, report me even but you can't unsmell my ass <cite>AdmiralStiff posted [p:951599034] in It's kind ... [t:79343174]...</cite> <quote>Ivynn posted... </cite> <quote>Why wood turds specifically?</quote>N64 graphics can't convey bonafide looking wood </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WaterLink 03/11/21 1:12:02 PM #10:	What about the Zoras becoming bird people instead of fish people according to WW? And then in BotW both the Zoras and Rito somehow coexist but the Koroks are still there with no Kokiri. --- https://imgur.com/TFF3Nn8 Joe Burrow, the legend <cite>WaterLink posted [p:951599144] in It's kind ... [t:79343174]...</cite> <quote>What about the Zoras becoming bird people instead of fish people according to WW? And then in BotW both the Zoras and Rito somehow coexist but the Koroks are still there with no Kokiri. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 03/11/21 1:15:44 PM #11:	WaterLink posted... What about the Zoras becoming bird people instead of fish people according to WW? And then in BotW both the Zoras and Rito somehow coexist but the Koroks are still there with no Kokiri. dude Ive been mad about the Rito explanation since Wind Waker. Just let the fucking Rito exist as their own thing. Zoras are fucking fish they can live in the water just fine, and if they cant then a cataclysmic flood is gonna wipe them out faster than however many generations it will take them to evolve functional wings. And fuck Breath of the Wild ruined them further by turning them all into fucking Falco Lamborghini, which I wouldnt even be mad at if I didnt know Nintendo pathologically makes terrible decisions so now that generic Deviant Art fucks are replacing the original designs ughjhhhhhh why am I so fucking pretentious and easily annoyed ughhhhhhh --- https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:951599268] in It's kind ... [t:79343174]...</cite> <quote>WaterLink posted... </cite> <quote>What about the Zoras becoming bird people instead of fish people according to WW? And then in BotW both the Zoras and Rito somehow coexist but the Koroks are still there with no Kokiri.</quote> dude Ive been mad about the Rito explanation since Wind Waker. Just let the fucking Rito exist as their own thing. Zoras are fucking fish they can live in the water just fine, and if they cant then a cataclysmic flood is gonna wipe them out faster than however many generations it will take them to evolve functional wings. And fuck Breath of the Wild ruined them further by turning them all into fucking Falco Lamborghini, which I wouldnt even be mad at if I didnt know Nintendo pathologically makes terrible decisions so now that generic Deviant Art fucks are replacing the original designs ughjhhhhhh why am I so fucking pretentious and easily annoyed ughhhhhhh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YourLovelyTina 03/11/21 1:16:03 PM #12:	WaterLink posted... And then in BotW both the Zoras and Rito somehow coexist now this is what bothers me --- CONGRATULATIONS! You have saved your lovely Tina. Yattane Takahashi! <cite>YourLovelyTina posted [p:951599283] in It's kind ... [t:79343174]...</cite> <quote>WaterLink posted... </cite> <quote>And then in BotW both the Zoras and Rito somehow coexist</quote> now this is what bothers me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YourLovelyTina 03/11/21 1:18:12 PM #13:	AlisLandale posted... And fuck Breath of the Wild ruined them further by turning them all into fucking Falco Lamborghini, I'll give you this one. I never liked Revali at all since he's literally just Falco in a Zelda setting >__> --- CONGRATULATIONS! You have saved your lovely Tina. Yattane Takahashi! <cite>YourLovelyTina posted [p:951599356] in It's kind ... [t:79343174]...</cite> <quote>AlisLandale posted... </cite> <quote>And fuck Breath of the Wild ruined them further by turning them all into fucking Falco Lamborghini,</quote> I'll give you this one. I never liked Revali at all since he's literally just Falco in a Zelda setting >__> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 03/11/21 1:18:13 PM #14:	The Kokiri are pieces of wood disguised as children? That sounds like something made up after people drew too many Rule 34 pics of Saria. "Oh, shit. I didn't think people would draw that. Uh... uh... they're not actually children. They're... wood. Sapient adult wood disguised as children." <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:951599358] in It's kind ... [t:79343174]...</cite> <quote>The Kokiri are pieces of wood disguised as children? That sounds like something made up after people drew too many Rule 34 pics of Saria. "Oh, shit. I didn't think people would draw that. Uh... uh... they're not actually children. They're... wood. Sapient adult wood disguised as children." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WaterLink 03/11/21 1:30:33 PM #15:	Another thing about WW is the Gorons. The Gorons are the wandering merchants that you trade flowers with but they are the only ones in the game and there's no mention of where the rest of them are Also, I really loved the intro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDQLQpEAP3w The music is what makes it imo --- https://imgur.com/TFF3Nn8 Joe Burrow, the legend <cite>WaterLink posted [p:951599819] in It's kind ... [t:79343174]...</cite> <quote>Another thing about WW is the Gorons. The Gorons are the wandering merchants that you trade flowers with but they are the only ones in the game and there's no mention of where the rest of them are Also, I really loved the intro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDQLQpEAP3w The music is what makes it imo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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