Current Events > The perfect girl, but you need to beat her in combat
| Topic List |
Page List:
1 |
|---|---|
|
AlisLandale 12/19/20 1:47:14 AM #1: |
Her father always told her never date anyone weaker than you are, and raised her to be in peak physical condition while also training her to be an expert in kung fu, karate, Muay Thai, and Krav Maga.
You two are in love but the only way to make the relationship work is to defeat her in hand-to-hand combat. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
Garioshi 12/19/20 1:47:41 AM #2: |
I'm 5'3", so I probably lose by default.
--- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
Wii_Shaker 12/19/20 1:55:29 AM #3: |
I'm not afraid. I'd fight a woman for the sake of love.
I'm not an expert but I've trained in karate and boxing. She just can't be afraid to hold back because I won't. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
Dark_SilverX 12/19/20 1:56:21 AM #4: |
Garioshi posted...
I'm 5'3", so I probably lose by default.You'd be her Krillin. --- Rather a Zoom Thanksgiving than an ICU Christmas. don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
BloodMoon7 12/19/20 1:57:03 AM #5: |
Ewww no.
--- I just want to restore this world back to the natural. Bring order to this broken reality. To the way it should have been, all those many years ago. ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
pfh1001 12/19/20 1:59:23 AM #6: |
Pass, I wouldn't want to date a Street Fighter character.
... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
Shotgunnova 12/19/20 2:00:34 AM #7: |
I remember this Witcher quest.
--- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
Lost_All_Senses 12/19/20 2:00:41 AM #8: |
Is it to the death?
--- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
Blue_Inigo 12/19/20 2:11:13 AM #9: |
Damn I gotta do some training
--- "This is your last dance." ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
DigitalCamera 12/19/20 2:18:07 AM #10: |
Fuck yeah
--- No stupid film for me. ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
Hippocrates 12/19/20 2:18:52 AM #11: |
Lately I don't really feel like fighting anymore. Except nazis, I'll fight the fuck outta them.
but yeah my spark is like gone. I take it as a sign I've actually kinda mellowed out ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
FrankJaegr 12/19/20 2:22:43 AM #12: |
... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
marthsheretoo 12/19/20 2:24:38 AM #13: |
How small is she?
--- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
YugiNoob 12/19/20 2:26:47 AM #14: |
 --- Bun bun :3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
UnfairRepresent 12/20/20 12:58:22 PM #15: |
... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
nothanks1 12/20/20 12:59:01 PM #16: |
So Ronda Rousey and I just distract her with a Pokemon plushie then punch her in the boobies?
--- for the alcohlics https://www.aa.org/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
3PiesAndAFork 12/20/20 12:59:34 PM #17: |
Could probably get her to throw the match.
--- @('_')@ ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
| Topic List |
Page List:
1 |