Current Events > when i go camping i just don't poop for the whole weekend

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it's so weird. i'm normally very 'regular' and i poop every morning, usually ~15-20 minutes after having coffee. but when i go camping i just don't have the urge to go in the morning. it's not like my body is telling me its time to go but my brain shuts it down because it doesn't wanna deal with the inconvenience. i just .... don't have the need, like at all. by sunday evening i start feeling sorta bloated and full and get gassy. then on monday morning i usually take two or three massive poops and feel 10 lbs lighter.

edit: i do have coffee in the morning when i go camping.

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Isnt camping supposed to be like getting back to nature, pooping outside is the most natural thing

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That's probably what I'd do, too. I've gone days without going to the bathroom just because I didn't feel comfortable. My body naturally puts that in "sleep mode", though, so it's not like I'm in pain or discomfort.

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I used to be that way until I had to really go one morning and just dug a fucking hole. Its kinda liberating actually.

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R1masher posted...

Isnt camping supposed to be like getting back to nature, pooping outside is the most natural thing

it is and i dont understand why my body doesnt want to play along

Hexenherz posted...

My body naturally puts that in "sleep mode", though, so it's not like I'm in pain or discomfort.

i dont feel uncomfortable at all until like sunday night (mild bloating), but i do notice that my pants are a bit tighter and i usually need to move up a notch on the belt. .

InTheEyesOfFire posted...

I used to be that way until I had to really go one morning and just dug a fucking hole. Its kinda liberating actually.

i feel like im missing part of the camping experience. maybe next time ill eat a buncha fiber and force myself to experience this

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