Current Events > This man randomly messaged me on PSN saying he fucked his pillow

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The_Scarecrow
06/16/20 9:13:05 PM
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Apparently, this dude has a body pillow of a character from NieR Automata and has been fucking it behind his wifes back. Now, hes paranoid that she knows something is up and she will throw him out of the house if she finds out the truth.

oh lord lmao. Dont even know if I should respond or ignore this.

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uwnim
06/16/20 9:18:21 PM
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So he's cheating on his wife. With a pillow.

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The_Scarecrow
06/16/20 9:18:29 PM
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Bullet_Wing posted...
Message him back that you have the same one and offer to be pillow buddies

Id have to find out what character he has first. A2 or bust

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inloveanddeath0
06/16/20 9:18:40 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing
06/16/20 9:19:08 PM
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Get us pictures

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Tired-Insomniac
06/16/20 9:19:17 PM
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What a pig.

RealDolls are way better.

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Houston
06/16/20 9:19:18 PM
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@Bullet_Wing Did they reply to your craiglist message?

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The_Scarecrow
06/16/20 9:19:29 PM
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You guys want pics of the body pillow? I can ask him.

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SSJGrimReaper
06/16/20 9:19:31 PM
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which CEman was it

fess up

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Sunburst
06/16/20 9:20:14 PM
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I would be tempted to reply that he should confess the truth to his wife.

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inloveanddeath0
06/16/20 9:21:12 PM
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The_Scarecrow posted...
You guys want pics of the body pillow? I can ask him.
The conversation

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JimCarrysToe
06/16/20 9:21:44 PM
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Oh that sounds fun, I think I'll send some randos weird pms.

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inloveanddeath0
06/16/20 9:22:51 PM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
Oh that sounds fun, I think I'll send some randos weird pms.
But you already do that!

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The_Scarecrow
06/16/20 9:25:08 PM
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Ill see if I can screenshot the conversation. I just looked and I had a conversation with this guy in a community at the beginning of this month and he mentioned buying a doll modeled after a character from NieR Automata.

I thought it was a pillow but now I realize its a doll since he mentioned being lucky it cant get pregnant lol. Ill get those pics.

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Alteres
06/16/20 9:27:21 PM
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Hopefully he cleans it before he sends you the pics...

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SSJGrimReaper
06/16/20 9:29:01 PM
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Alteres posted...
Hopefully he cleans it before he sends you the pics...
i hope he sends tc shaky phone camera footage of him doing it

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The_Scarecrow
06/16/20 9:43:54 PM
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https://i.imgur.com/vYzqWVY.png

lmao it took me a few minutes to figure out this was the guy I spoke to earlier this month in a very brief exchange. Thought it was a pillow until I went back and saw that he mentioned having an actual doll in the community post. The whole babies bit makes more sense somewhat.

I'll see if he sends me actual pics or if he's just making shit up. Either way, got a laugh out of me.

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Jabodie
06/16/20 9:45:29 PM
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Lmao

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IfGodCouldDie
06/16/20 9:46:36 PM
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Tag.

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Wii_Shaker
06/16/20 9:47:17 PM
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The_Scarecrow posted...
You guys want pics of the body pillow? I can ask him.
Yes. Ask.

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Irony
06/16/20 9:47:47 PM
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My body pillow is better

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inloveanddeath0
06/16/20 9:48:37 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Yes. Ask.
Doll

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Trumpo
06/16/20 9:49:34 PM
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this dude prolly posts on that nasty figurine subreddit
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InfinityMonster
06/16/20 9:50:03 PM
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Lol wat

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The_Scarecrow
06/16/20 9:52:55 PM
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Hes responding. Im going to ask and then post the message.

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The_Scarecrow
06/16/20 10:02:03 PM
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