Current Events > Just took the hardest poop of my oife

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Romulox28
06/06/20 11:22:48 AM
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Felt like I was laying a dinosaur egg

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NeonOctopus
06/06/20 11:23:28 AM
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Squall28
06/06/20 11:23:46 AM
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Does it feel like you lost a part of yourself?

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KiwiTerraRizing
06/06/20 11:25:00 AM
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I had a post surgery shit that I had to manipulate out manually, it was the size of a Pringles can.

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Romulox28
06/06/20 11:25:04 AM
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Squall28 posted...
Does it feel like you lost a part of yourself?
I used a Lamaze technique to push this mf out

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SiO4
06/06/20 11:25:46 AM
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Romulox28 posted...
Felt like I was laying a dinosaur egg


I can smell the coprolite in this topic.
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Wii_Shaker
06/06/20 11:26:54 AM
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Did you have to put your feet on the rim of the seat and squat?

That's how you know it comes from the soul.

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Alteres
06/06/20 11:30:58 AM
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I knew an opiate adict that when detoxing took a shit so strenuous he passed out.

They actually tested him to make sure he was clean (i.e. not on drugs), and he was... meaning he hadn't taken anything for at least two weeks.

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The-Apostle
06/06/20 11:44:28 AM
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What's an oife?

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RedJackson
06/06/20 3:18:23 PM
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The-Apostle posted...
What's an oife?

I believe it is the British way of saying 'life'
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Pancake
06/06/20 3:24:17 PM
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'oife' is pronouced the same way as 'aoife', a nice celtic name.
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Ivynn
06/06/20 3:38:41 PM
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How would you rate it out of 10

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Smackems
06/06/20 3:39:46 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
I had a post surgery shit that I had to manipulate out manually, it was the size of a Pringles can.
Like with a spoon

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Strider102
06/06/20 3:40:45 PM
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Did you feel better after?

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SSJGrimReaper
06/06/20 3:44:51 PM
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too much mozzarella

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obeseexplosive
06/06/20 4:00:51 PM
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Did you need a poop knoife

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Romulox28
06/06/20 4:09:18 PM
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The-Apostle posted...
What's an oife?
a cool new slang word, just for men

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thronedfire2
06/06/20 4:14:40 PM
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When I was on percs after my ankle surgery I couldnt poop for 7 days. When it finally happened it was amazing

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AmericaTheBrave
06/06/20 4:20:11 PM
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How red was your asshole

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RedJackson
06/06/20 4:28:10 PM
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Do you ever get the oifes kiss? As in, do you ever water bend a droplet back to your culo hole after you plop one?
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voldothegr8
06/06/20 4:37:36 PM
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Did it tear the rim?
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DocileOrangeCup
06/06/20 4:43:01 PM
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Parappa09
06/06/20 4:56:44 PM
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fuck my oife

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