Current Events > 1 million dollars, but you ejaculate at the speed of light

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Reis 04/29/20 9:08:55 PM #1:	splooge yeah sure, fuck my partner and/or ceiling nah splooge - Results (12 votes) yeah sure, fuck my partner and/or ceiling 83.33% (10 votes) 10 nah 16.67% (2 votes) 2 no text <cite>Reis posted [p:938335661] in 1 million ... [t:78640946]...</cite> <quote> splooge yeah sure, fuck my partner and/or ceiling nah Vote View Results splooge - Results (12 votes) yeah sure, fuck my partner and/or ceiling 83.33% (10 votes) 10 nah 16.67% (2 votes) 2 Show Voting Form no text </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bananana 04/29/20 9:10:08 PM #2:	I think the pushback would kill you instantly and make a black hole --- http://error1355.com/ce/Bananana.html <cite>Bananana posted [p:938335734] in 1 million ... [t:78640946]...</cite> <quote>I think the pushback would kill you instantly and make a black hole </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unsugarized_Foo 04/29/20 9:10:10 PM #3:	The amount of energy would obliterate the world --- "All I have is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for anyone!"-Tony Montana <cite>Unsugarized_Foo posted [p:938335737] in 1 million ... [t:78640946]...</cite> <quote>The amount of energy would obliterate the world </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spidey5 04/29/20 9:10:55 PM #4:	Unsugarized_Foo posted... The amount of energy would obliterate the world The people need to know. --- https://imgur.com/7QAMbdT https://imgur.com/9GxFR5b https://imgur.com/aF7i4Uk https://imgur.com/Wm9xvRE <cite>Spidey5 posted [p:938335775] in 1 million ... [t:78640946]...</cite> <quote>Unsugarized_Foo posted...</cite> <quote>The amount of energy would obliterate the world </quote> The people need to know.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Caelthus 04/29/20 9:18:11 PM #5:	@Vyrulisse Reis is being weird again. --- http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/3853476/ Neo Yokio is a masterpiece. - Popcorn_Fairy <cite>Caelthus posted [p:938336153] in 1 million ... [t:78640946]...</cite> <quote>@Vyrulisse Reis is being weird again. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 04/29/20 9:19:21 PM #6:	Hmm, could I use this power to hold the world ransom? --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:938336225] in 1 million ... [t:78640946]...</cite> <quote>Hmm, could I use this power to hold the world ransom? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lucariopikmin 04/29/20 9:20:29 PM #7:	Unsugarized_Foo posted... The amount of energy would obliterate the world Now imagine if aliens came here, figured out what happened and you'd get to be known across the universe as the guy who was so powerful he could nut a world apart. --- 3DS FC: 2380-2873-6073 Sun IGN: Evelyn Sword IGN: Fiora <cite>lucariopikmin posted [p:938336276] in 1 million ... [t:78640946]...</cite> <quote>Unsugarized_Foo posted...</cite> <quote>The amount of energy would obliterate the world </quote> Now imagine if aliens came here, figured out what happened and you'd get to be known across the universe as the guy who was so powerful he could nut a world apart.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
neverwin 04/29/20 9:21:45 PM #8:	This is the ultimate weapon --- If you're so great then why do you corrupt those who are just as great? https://imgur.com/S0RN1 <cite>neverwin posted [p:938336351] in 1 million ... [t:78640946]...</cite> <quote>This is the ultimate weapon </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BettyWhite 04/29/20 9:22:55 PM #9:	The world is doomed. You would have to castrate yourself to prevent a nocturnal emission from killing us all. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat <cite>BettyWhite posted [p:938336424] in 1 million ... [t:78640946]...</cite> <quote>The world is doomed. You would have to castrate yourself to prevent a nocturnal emission from killing us all. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WaterLink 04/29/20 9:23:22 PM #10:	https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DirectRemarkableFrogmouth-small.gif ? --- https://imgur.com/TFF3Nn8 Joe Burrow, the legend <cite>WaterLink posted [p:938336451] in 1 million ... [t:78640946]...</cite> <quote>https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DirectRemarkableFrogmouth-small.gif ?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Reis 04/29/20 9:25:07 PM #11:	BettyWhite posted... The world is doomed. You would have to castrate yourself to prevent a nocturnal emission from killing us all. or, you could just use your million in a blaze of glory and then blow your load <cite>Reis posted [p:938336528] in 1 million ... [t:78640946]...</cite> <quote>BettyWhite posted... </cite> <quote>The world is doomed. You would have to castrate yourself to prevent a nocturnal emission from killing us all.</quote> or, you could just use your million in a blaze of glory and then blow your load </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unsugarized_Foo 04/29/20 9:27:00 PM #12:	lucariopikmin posted... Now imagine if aliens came here, figured out what happened and you'd get to be known across the universe as the guy who was so powerful he could nut a world apart. Idunno. It might actually be the next big bang with that much power --- "All I have is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for anyone!"-Tony Montana <cite>Unsugarized_Foo posted [p:938336641] in 1 million ... [t:78640946]...</cite> <quote>lucariopikmin posted... </cite> <quote>Now imagine if aliens came here, figured out what happened and you'd get to be known across the universe as the guy who was so powerful he could nut a world apart.</quote> Idunno. It might actually be the next big bang with that much power </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BettyWhite 04/29/20 9:27:35 PM #13:	Reis posted... or, you could just use your million in a blaze of glory and then blow your load Sounds like the premise for a comic where some super hero ends up snatching your junk off right before you ejaculate. Causing you to collapse in on yourself as the mini blackhole thankfully closes as you pass through it. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat <cite>BettyWhite posted [p:938336674] in 1 million ... [t:78640946]...</cite> <quote>Reis posted... </cite> <quote>or, you could just use your million in a blaze of glory and then blow your load</quote> Sounds like the premise for a comic where some super hero ends up snatching your junk off right before you ejaculate. Causing you to collapse in on yourself as the mini blackhole thankfully closes as you pass through it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kayoticdreamz 04/29/20 9:28:03 PM #14:	BettyWhite posted... The world is doomed. You would have to castrate yourself to prevent a nocturnal emission from killing us all. came here to post this. <cite>kayoticdreamz posted [p:938336703] in 1 million ... [t:78640946]...</cite> <quote>BettyWhite posted...</cite> <quote>The world is doomed. You would have to castrate yourself to prevent a nocturnal emission from killing us all. </quote> came here to post this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 04/29/20 9:29:20 PM #15:	Would that reverse the rotation of the earth and make us all travel back in time? --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:938336770] in 1 million ... [t:78640946]...</cite> <quote>Would that reverse the rotation of the earth and make us all travel back in time? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tired-Insomniac 04/29/20 9:30:11 PM #16:	https://youtu.be/p1dzglJEqac If Will Smith can do it then damn it so can I --- "I like turtles" <cite>Tired-Insomniac posted [p:938336814] in 1 million ... [t:78640946]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/p1dzglJEqac If Will Smith can do it then damn it so can I </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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