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Giant_Aspirin
03/26/20 9:21:09 PM
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and that's it.

i bet he's gonna have a good next few days

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Dark_SilverX
03/26/20 9:22:03 PM
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Ice cream is perfect for lube when it melts

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Austin_Era_II
03/26/20 9:23:32 PM
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In this recession stick to spit.

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XxKrazyChaosxX
03/26/20 9:24:53 PM
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Hmmm he might know something that we don't. We better start hoarding those next now.

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FF_Redux
03/26/20 9:25:20 PM
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He bought the condoms so the cashier would not think the loads of ice Crema was weird

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CapnMuffin
03/26/20 9:25:33 PM
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I like this guys style

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Lost_All_Senses
03/26/20 9:26:14 PM
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FF_Redux posted...
He bought the condoms so the cashier would not think the loads of ice Crema was weird

This. The condoms make it appear as if he's gonna get laid. Instead of the reality of crying into those ice cream tubs

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Austin_Era_II
03/26/20 9:26:32 PM
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He probably is getting Premium tonight.

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Alucard188
03/26/20 9:26:43 PM
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Sounds like he's going to fuck a tube of ice cream.

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Kami_no_Kami
03/26/20 9:26:54 PM
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Walmart game?
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modena
03/26/20 9:27:29 PM
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Lucky you,I had a meth couple standing 2 ft behind me a few minutes ago.Talking extremely loud and laughing,the guy had spots of flesh gone on his face.All I was thinking was stfu or back up atleast damn.

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Austin_Era_II
03/26/20 9:27:30 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
This. The condoms make it appear as if he's gonna get laid. Instead of the reality of crying into those ice cream tubs

If I did that to myself I'd literally kill myself. I'm weak minded.

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kingdrake2
03/26/20 9:30:28 PM
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blue bunny ice cream container is going to be 2.50$ tomorrow i'll buy one.
so much risk right now. people coughing everywhere.

if i get sick i won't be able to go outside for 3 weeks.
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Giant_Aspirin
03/26/20 10:15:08 PM
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he had a mix of flavors and brands, too. saw like 3 tubs of bryers butter pecan, 2 or 3 of bryer's oreo and a few edy's french vanilla.

Alucard188 posted...
Sounds like he's going to fuck a tube of ice cream.

i was thinking he might fuck in a tub of ice cream

Kami_no_Kami posted...
Walmart game?

meijer. it's like a slightly less bottom tier midwest walmart

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monkmith
03/26/20 10:23:05 PM
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practice making balloon animals while eating bowl after bowl of ice cream, that does sound somewhat fun.

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008Zulu
03/26/20 10:25:41 PM
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Become his best friend, because he knows how to party.

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IShall_Run_Amok
03/26/20 10:25:52 PM
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Maybe he's making a movie and they are for special effects.

I got nothin' else.

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kingdrake2
03/26/20 10:27:18 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
3 tubs of bryers butter pecan


that's the worse one :(.
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