Board 8 > props to ertyu for completely brutalizing the dead horse known as the ertyu show

(+) Yeah! (+)

im not even mad here, the freaking stamina it takes to use the same dance move for like 11 fucking years is nothing short of incredible. no deviation in the material. no spicing it up. just the same fucking topic and the same fucking posts. and lets be honest here, we can come back here in like 2037 and the front page is going to still be flooded with it. just absolutely amazing.

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He is absolute

He is the constant

Ertyu IS board 8

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Honestly this is probably better than his prank call gimmick hes doing lately

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LiquidOshawott posted...

Honestly this is probably better than his prank call gimmick hes doing lately

do tell, please

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I mean all he's doing is making topics about various prank call lines from The Simpsons

there's nothing special about it

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Yeah just search the word "there" in the search bar and you'll see.

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oh

i thought he was literally prank calling people which sounded awesome

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Ertyu never does anything awesome
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Lolo_Guru posted...

Ertyu never does anything awesome

well he occasionally does but it's never on purpose

he say listen to my story this maybe are last chance

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i mean i am at devils game so maybe I am ertyu after all

also Leon can you thank SaveEstelle for showing me the expanse

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@SaveEstelle

user VeryInsane thanks you for showing him The Expanse

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I have new epsiodes of the ertyu show on my channel sorry I been too busy doing ewwl insted

LeonhartFour posted...

well he occasionally does but it's never on purpose

he say listen to my story this maybe are last chance

if you smell what the rock is cooking hes cooking crap

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What ever I am not a cheater

I admire people that keep doing the same thing over and over even if it doesn't work because it is their thing.

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Lolo_Guru posted...

Ertyu never does anything awesome

ya well tell that to billy michtlle

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Ertyu's cool in my book. I'd take his prank calls and whatnot over plenty of the other shitposting here.

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WazzupGenius00 posted...

ya well tell that to billy michtlle

go stink on an unalo pot

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it's been a long, long time since he's actually produced any classic quotes of that caliber.

then again I don't know if ertyu's repetitive topics are worse or the people who actually go into those topics to try and rile him up after all these years.


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I've always been a very realistic ertyu fan, but can someone explain what an unalo pot is

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banananor posted...

I've always been a very realistic ertyu fan, but can someone explain what an unalo pot is

it was meant to be an Adam Sessler quote: "Go suck on a urinal puck."

that was literally the only time an ertyu quote has baffled me to the point of having no clue what he meant

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I subscribe to the conspiracy theory that the current ertyu is an impersonator. Theres just no spark anymore, he feels like a cheap imitation going through the motions.
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MoogleKupo141 posted...

I subscribe to the conspiracy theory that the current ertyu is an impersonator. Theres just no spark anymore, he feels like a cheap imitation going through the motions.

yeah I tend to think the same thing because he's like normal ertyu cranked up to eleven

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LeonhartFour posted...

it was meant to be an Adam Sessler quote: "Go suck on a urinal puck."

that was literally the only time an ertyu quote has baffled me to the point of having no clue what he meant

you know I actually thought it referred to a anolon pot this whole time

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MoogleKupo141 posted...

I subscribe to the conspiracy theory that the current ertyu is an impersonator. Theres just no spark anymore, he feels like a cheap imitation going through the motions.

I dunno, he's made references to things like how him and I played Soul Calibur 4 on Xbox Live back in 2012. I don't know if a random imposter would know that.

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yeah he is absolutely the same guy, he has super obscure and specific knowledge of tiny things way back in the day

he comes across to me as a robot that theyve just stopped applying updates to

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anybody who still thinks this ertyu is an impostor is not paying attention. i don't fault you for not really paying attention to ertyu, but yeah. there was never spark, this is what ertyu always was you just got tired of laughing at it.

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ok, maybe I just have an idealized vision of ertyu in my mind and the present ertyu isnt living up to that
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What ever to use even playing soul calibur 4 anyways

Steiner posted...

anybody who still thinks this ertyu is an impostor is not paying attention. i don't fault you for not really paying attention to ertyu, but yeah. there was never spark, this is what ertyu always was you just got tired of laughing at it.

I miss the ertyu who ran contests nonstop

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Im doing a contest now

Ertyu show

Video up

Ive do have plans for new Ertyu show epsiode soon

The Internet has changed a lot since I was growing up. It's better in some ways, but worse in most.

With that in mind, it's nice that some things never change. After seeing all the hostile and heavily-astroturfed crap elsewhere online, it's downright refreshing to come here and see ertyu still waging war on that dum pink ball.

Here's to another decade of it.

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MoogleKupo141 posted...

I subscribe to the conspiracy theory that the current ertyu is an impersonator. Theres just no spark anymore, he feels like a cheap imitation going through the motions.

Same, it doesn't feel like ertyu to me, it feels like somebody recreated ertyu in a lab

based on the way he talks about ertyu, i personally think it's vlado

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I've seen ertyu on the nfl board.
It's fun because they dont know him.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/2000211-sports-and-racing-nfl/78349574

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cc: you aren't the only one

LOLIAmAnAlt posted...

I've seen ertyu on the nfl board.
It's fun because they dont know him.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/2000211-sports-and-racing-nfl/78349574

oh man my favorite part of that topic is ertyu proclaiming 9-7 isn't good enough and then declaring the Titans will be 10-6 next year instead

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LOLIAmAnAlt posted...

I've seen ertyu on the nfl board.
It's fun because they dont know him.

It's like that on the Smash Ultimate board too with his telling kirby fans to grow up and to stop wanting Dante in the game and they're like "wtf do those even have in common?"

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Thats case there use Ryan tanahill in the beginning of the season insted of that loser Marcuse Marino case be traded to Colts and tag Derrick Henry

Mariota is a free agent. They can't trade him.

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What ever he wont be playing for the titans anyway

Time for me to get rid of his jersey I got for Xmas one year if I can find it

Great_Paul posted...

It's like that on the Smash Ultimate board too with his telling kirby fans to grow up and to stop wanting Dante in the game and they're like "wtf do those even have in common?"

lol, I just looked that topic up.
When they asked that question, ertyu said to go ask us, board 8.

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Ertyu showb

Better not sign Brady