Current Events > If you ask a 'cop' if you're being detained and they say yes, what do you do?

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PleaseClap 12/26/19 6:44:44 PM #1:	I need a quick answer for this how do I become undetained please hurry --- she/her https://imgur.com/AmWcJjM <cite>PleaseClap posted [p:932091084] in If you ask... [t:78284334]...</cite> <quote>I need a quick answer for this how do I become undetained please hurry</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DezDroppedFreak 12/26/19 6:45:00 PM #2:	You bash your head on their car --- I feel like Ratatouille when I'm whipping that cheddar <cite>DezDroppedFreak posted [p:932091095] in If you ask... [t:78284334]...</cite> <quote>You bash your head on their car </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
butthole666 12/26/19 6:45:17 PM #3:	lawyer --- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:932091104] in If you ask... [t:78284334]...</cite> <quote>lawyer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PleaseClap 12/26/19 6:47:22 PM #4:	butthole666 posted... lawyer Why should I pay a nerd to do something I can do for free --- she/her https://imgur.com/AmWcJjM <cite>PleaseClap posted [p:932091190] in If you ask... [t:78284334]...</cite> <quote>butthole666 posted...</cite> <quote>lawyer </quote> Why should I pay a nerd to do something I can do for free</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FL81 12/26/19 6:49:45 PM #5:	Tell them you are not driving, you are traveling then cite the Articles of Confederation --- Placeholder signature until ImgTC comes back online <cite>FL81 posted [p:932091268] in If you ask... [t:78284334]...</cite> <quote>Tell them you are not driving, you are traveling then cite the Articles of Confederation</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 12/26/19 6:49:55 PM #6:	Always let 'the other guy' be the biggest ass. Cops deal with the worst every day. If you seem reasonable, it can go a long way. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:932091273] in If you ask... [t:78284334]...</cite> <quote>Always let 'the other guy' be the biggest ass. Cops deal with the worst every day. If you seem reasonable, it can go a long way.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PleaseClap 12/26/19 6:52:15 PM #7:	SiO4 posted... Always let 'the other guy' be the biggest ass. Cops deal with the worst every day. If you seem reasonable, it can go a long way. I'm not going to let them trample all over my freedom. I'm not a sheep-like animal. FL81 posted... Tell them you are not driving, you are traveling then cite the Articles of Confederation Finally, some actual constructive advice --- she/her https://imgur.com/AmWcJjM <cite>PleaseClap posted [p:932091361] in If you ask... [t:78284334]...</cite> <quote>SiO4 posted...</cite> <quote>Always let 'the other guy' be the biggest ass. Cops deal with the worst every day. If you seem reasonable, it can go a long way.</quote> I'm not going to let them trample all over my freedom. I'm not a sheep-like animal. FL81 posted...</cite> <quote>Tell them you are not driving, you are traveling then cite the Articles of Confederation</quote> Finally, some actual constructive advice</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Purely 12/26/19 6:53:12 PM #8:	Jeb, is that you? <cite>Purely posted [p:932091388] in If you ask... [t:78284334]...</cite> <quote>Jeb, is that you? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PleaseClap 12/26/19 7:04:55 PM #9:	Purely posted... Jeb, is that you? I am not obligated to provide you with that information at this time --- she/her https://imgur.com/AmWcJjM <cite>PleaseClap posted [p:932091824] in If you ask... [t:78284334]...</cite> <quote>Purely posted...</cite> <quote>Jeb, is that you? </quote> I am not obligated to provide you with that information at this time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Medussa 12/26/19 7:06:44 PM #10:	you wait, patiently and quietly. --- Boom! That's right, this is all happening! You cannot change the channel now! ...found dead, in her bathtub. <cite>Medussa posted [p:932091899] in If you ask... [t:78284334]...</cite> <quote>you wait, patiently and quietly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PleaseClap 12/26/19 7:12:15 PM #11:	Medussa posted... you wait, patiently and quietly. I will not quietly suffer injustices upon my person. --- she/her https://imgur.com/AmWcJjM <cite>PleaseClap posted [p:932092087] in If you ask... [t:78284334]...</cite> <quote>Medussa posted...</cite> <quote>you wait, patiently and quietly. </quote> I will not quietly suffer injustices upon my person.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rookieplayer03 12/26/19 7:13:49 PM #12:	PleaseClap posted... I will not quietly suffer injustices upon my person. youre going to have too for the time being. When they read you your rights, say you do not want to speak to them without a lawyer present. --- Princes are born. Kings are made. https://gfycat.com/BowedGrimAddax <cite>rookieplayer03 posted [p:932092136] in If you ask... [t:78284334]...</cite> <quote>PleaseClap posted... </cite> <quote>I will not quietly suffer injustices upon my person.</quote> youre going to have too for the time being. When they read you your rights, say you do not want to speak to them without a lawyer present. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vyrulisse 12/26/19 7:16:12 PM #13:	There aren't any injustices happening to your person. Move along folks nothing to see here. --- https://imgur.com/6VeX04D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N26N7lQHNW8 <cite>Vyrulisse posted [p:932092213] in If you ask... [t:78284334]...</cite> <quote>There aren't any injustices happening to your person. Move along folks nothing to see here. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PleaseClap 12/26/19 7:23:12 PM #14:	Now we see the violence inherent in the system! --- she/her https://imgur.com/AmWcJjM <cite>PleaseClap posted [p:932092440] in If you ask... [t:78284334]...</cite> <quote>Now we see the violence inherent in the system!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HotLap 12/26/19 7:26:13 PM #15:	You gotta turn it around on them. Oh Im being detained? NO! Youre being detained! Then you both shout YOURE BEING DETAINED over each other until the crowd that surrounds you is wondering who really is being detained. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. <cite>HotLap posted [p:932092543] in If you ask... [t:78284334]...</cite> <quote>You gotta turn it around on them. Oh Im being detained? NO! Youre being detained! Then you both shout YOURE BEING DETAINED over each other until the crowd that surrounds you is wondering who really is being detained. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid Sonic 12/26/19 7:27:09 PM #16:	Repeatedly ask why, apparently. --- "It feels like I'm always wrong." "Nah, that's not true...I mean you just made that statement, didn't you?" <cite>Solid Sonic posted [p:932092577] in If you ask... [t:78284334]...</cite> <quote>Repeatedly ask why, apparently. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 12/26/19 7:27:24 PM #17:	Run from them and reach into your pockets --- 3DS: 1848-2391-0198 \| NS: 7753-3224-3517 "May the Father of Understanding guide us" <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:932092588] in If you ask... [t:78284334]...</cite> <quote>Run from them and reach into your pockets </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 12/26/19 7:28:43 PM #18:	You need to be given a reason why. Ask repeatedly what crime you have committed or are suspected of committing. Eventually they will realize they aren't getting shit. --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:932092625] in If you ask... [t:78284334]...</cite> <quote>You need to be given a reason why. Ask repeatedly what crime you have committed or are suspected of committing. Eventually they will realize they aren't getting shit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon 12/26/19 7:30:08 PM #19:	HotLap posted... You gotta turn it around on them. Oh Im being detained? NO! Youre being detained! Then you both shout YOURE BEING DETAINED over each other until the crowd that surrounds you is wondering who really is being detained. No no, you do it like this. Cop: You're detained. You: I'm not detained, you're detained! Cop: I'm not detained, you're detained! You: I'm not detained, you're detained! Cop: I'm not detained, you're detained! You: I'm not detained, you're detained! Cop: I'm not detained, you're detained! You: You're not detained, I'm detained! Cop: You're not detained, I'm detained! You: You're not detained, I'm detained! Cop: I said I'm detained, and that's final! You: Alright officer, whatever you say. You're detained. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. <cite>Umbreon posted [p:932092671] in If you ask... [t:78284334]...</cite> <quote>HotLap posted... </cite> <quote>You gotta turn it around on them. Oh Im being detained? NO! Youre being detained! Then you both shout YOURE BEING DETAINED over each other until the crowd that surrounds you is wondering who really is being detained.</quote> No no, you do it like this. Cop: You're detained. You: I'm not detained, you're detained! Cop: I'm not detained, you're detained! You: I'm not detained, you're detained! Cop: I'm not detained, you're detained! You: I'm not detained, you're detained! Cop: I'm not detained, you're detained! You: You're not detained, I'm detained! Cop: You're not detained, I'm detained! You: You're not detained, I'm detained! Cop: I said I'm detained, and that's final! You: Alright officer, whatever you say. You're detained. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 12/26/19 8:10:05 PM #20:	Umbreon posted... No no, you do it like this. Cop: You're detained. You: I'm not detained, you're detained! Cop: I'm not detained, you're detained! You: I'm not detained, you're detained! Cop: I'm not detained, you're detained! You: I'm not detained, you're detained! Cop: I'm not detained, you're detained! You: You're not detained, I'm detained! Cop: You're not detained, I'm detained! You: You're not detained, I'm detained! Cop: I said I'm detained, and that's final! You: Alright officer, whatever you say. You're detained. Lol --- 3DS: 1848-2391-0198 \| NS: 7753-3224-3517 "May the Father of Understanding guide us" <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:932094019] in If you ask... [t:78284334]...</cite> <quote>Umbreon posted... </cite> <quote>No no, you do it like this. Cop: You're detained. You: I'm not detained, you're detained! Cop: I'm not detained, you're detained! You: I'm not detained, you're detained! Cop: I'm not detained, you're detained! You: I'm not detained, you're detained! Cop: I'm not detained, you're detained! You: You're not detained, I'm detained! Cop: You're not detained, I'm detained! You: You're not detained, I'm detained! Cop: I said I'm detained, and that's final! You: Alright officer, whatever you say. You're detained.</quote>Lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 12/26/19 8:15:54 PM #21:	Umbreon posted... No no, you do it like this. Cop: You're detained. You: I'm not detained, you're detained! Cop: I'm not detained, you're detained! You: I'm not detained, you're detained! Cop: I'm not detained, you're detained! You: I'm not detained, you're detained! Cop: I'm not detained, you're detained! You: You're not detained, I'm detained! Cop: You're not detained, I'm detained! You: You're not detained, I'm detained! Cop: I said I'm detained, and that's final! You: Alright officer, whatever you say. You're detained. And then handcuff the cop and read him his rights <cite>Zikten posted [p:932094209] in If you ask... [t:78284334]...</cite> <quote>Umbreon posted... </cite> <quote>No no, you do it like this. Cop: You're detained. You: I'm not detained, you're detained! Cop: I'm not detained, you're detained! You: I'm not detained, you're detained! Cop: I'm not detained, you're detained! You: I'm not detained, you're detained! Cop: I'm not detained, you're detained! You: You're not detained, I'm detained! Cop: You're not detained, I'm detained! You: You're not detained, I'm detained! Cop: I said I'm detained, and that's final! You: Alright officer, whatever you say. You're detained.</quote>And then handcuff the cop and read him his rights </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PleaseClap 12/26/19 9:38:54 PM #22:	I fought the law, and I won --- she/her https://imgur.com/AmWcJjM <cite>PleaseClap posted [p:932097208] in If you ask... [t:78284334]...</cite> <quote>I fought the law, and I won</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DD Divine 12/26/19 9:49:20 PM #23:	Ask why youre being detained --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. <cite>DD Divine posted [p:932097551] in If you ask... [t:78284334]...</cite> <quote>Ask why youre being detained </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 12/26/19 9:55:00 PM #24:	Tag the officer. By rules of freeze tag they are now the one detained. This is only effective if you are fast enough to dodge their tag back. Playing "No tag backs" is not legally recognized by any state besides Alaska. --- PSN: Jiek <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:932097739] in If you ask... [t:78284334]...</cite> <quote>Tag the officer. By rules of freeze tag they are now the one detained. This is only effective if you are fast enough to dodge their tag back. Playing "No tag backs" is not legally recognized by any state besides Alaska. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vyrulisse 12/26/19 9:59:21 PM #25:	PleaseClap posted... I fought the law, and I won You are fake news. --- https://imgur.com/6VeX04D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N26N7lQHNW8 <cite>Vyrulisse posted [p:932097880] in If you ask... [t:78284334]...</cite> <quote>PleaseClap posted... </cite> <quote>I fought the law, and I won</quote>You are fake news. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PleaseClap 12/26/19 10:08:26 PM #26:	some people are so immature --- she/her https://imgur.com/AmWcJjM <cite>PleaseClap posted [p:932098185] in If you ask... [t:78284334]...</cite> <quote>some people are so immature</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 12/26/19 10:09:07 PM #27:	FL81 posted... Tell them you are not driving, you are traveling then cite the Articles of Confederation hahaha i love that meme --- formerly evening formerly guide https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:932098204] in If you ask... [t:78284334]...</cite> <quote>FL81 posted... </cite> <quote>Tell them you are not driving, you are traveling then cite the Articles of Confederation</quote> hahaha i love that meme </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 12/26/19 10:10:04 PM #28:	Fuck the police <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:932098233] in If you ask... [t:78284334]...</cite> <quote>Fuck the police </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skye Reynolds 12/26/19 10:10:10 PM #29:	Ask, "What's the safety word?" --- No it's not over til it's over and you throw away the tree. It's still not over til it's over and you throw away the tree. <cite>Skye Reynolds posted [p:932098240] in If you ask... [t:78284334]...</cite> <quote>Ask, "What's the safety word?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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