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Ic3Bullet
10/07/19 8:45:22 AM
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You can still talk and you retain your intelligence, but you now have a squirrels body. However you will continue to age and die over a humans lifespan. Physically youre allowed to do anything that you can do with your squirrel body.

Money or retain humanity?
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Musourenka
10/07/19 8:46:24 AM
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I can't just be Squirrel Girl instead?
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3deep5u
10/07/19 8:47:36 AM
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I would get killed in no time by a predator, so keep my humanity.
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cjsdowg
10/07/19 8:48:24 AM
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Musourenka posted...
I can't just be Squirrel Girl instead?


I know this is random but it so odd to me , that Squirrel Girl's tail is a real but she has to wear fake ears. Just seems to be so odd of a choice.
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Ic3Bullet
10/07/19 8:51:06 AM
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3deep5u posted...
I would get killed in no time by a predator, so keep my humanity.

Well you still have human rights. You can buy a house in the city and shit. And people will know who you are because youre the richest person alive and a squirrel. Youre entitled to protection by the police just like any other citizen.
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3deep5u
10/07/19 8:53:04 AM
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Ic3Bullet posted...
Well you still have human rights. You can buy a house in the city and shit. And people will know who you are because youre the richest person alive and a squirrel. Youre entitled to protection by the police just like any other citizen.

That won't stop a hawk from swooping down and eating me or someone's housecat from murdering me.
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Guide
10/07/19 8:54:23 AM
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Yes it will. You buy things and hire people to keep you protected.
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3deep5u
10/07/19 8:55:33 AM
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Guide posted...
Yes it will. You buy things and hire people to keep you protected.

Not even a personal army could stop the plethora of animals that could hunt and kill me
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Oldin
10/07/19 9:04:00 AM
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Vividred Operation
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thronedfire2
10/07/19 9:04:56 AM
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anyone you hire to work for you could just stick you in a box and blackmail you
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Ic3Bullet
10/08/19 1:55:26 AM
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Bump
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Guerrilla Soldier
10/08/19 1:58:57 AM
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doesn't seem worth it
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Ic3Bullet
10/08/19 8:19:47 PM
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3deep5u posted...
Guide posted...
Yes it will. You buy things and hire people to keep you protected.

Not even a personal army could stop the plethora of animals that could hunt and kill me

Buy squirrel armour.
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specialkid8
10/08/19 8:28:35 PM
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I'd spend my whole fortune on nuts.
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IHeartRadiation
10/08/19 8:29:06 PM
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Too bad for anyone with a dog or cat.
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gguirao
10/11/19 3:31:39 AM
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No deal.
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