Current Events > Ugh, I have a 250 word paper due tomorrow and I haven't even started yet

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Looks like its going to be an all nighter for me. Im starting to freak out a little. Why did I leave it for so long?!
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250 words only?

Let us write it for you, one word at a time

Go!
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250 words is a paragraph.
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that's a lotta words

gotta write fast man
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I had a 10000 word creative writing assignment in a high school English class once. That was literally the only rule. "10000 words or more." No other parameters or requirements. I went all Calvin on it and wrote a story with no cohesion or coherence really. I made it obvious that I was trying to exploit every loophole I could think of. If I recall correctly, I got an A-.
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Omg I think Im going to have to ask for an extension
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PleaseClap
10/03/19

Promoting Beastiality to Save Mankind

Sex with animals should be widely accepted in order to curb the population and sexual predators within said population and in to afford us all more time before resource depletion occurs. Beastiality is a practice as old as mankind it's self, yet it is shunned from the modern cultural zeitgeist. Meanwhile the world population continues to balloon to a point that threatens us all. Whether it is through resource exhaustion, or by letting predators roam the streets unsatisfied in their urges we are only continuing to endanger mankind by denying the pure love only possible between a man and his animal lover.

As of 2017 the world population has reached a staggering 7.53 billion people and threatens to reach 10 billion by 2050.(2) Estimations leave scientists to believe this is the maximum population our planet can sustain.(2) Based on current estimates, we are believed to have 50.7 years left of oil in reserves.(3)

In the US alone, over 670k dogs are euthanized per year.(4) While in 2017 alone, more than 690k children were passed through the foster care system.(5) Unsurprisingly, on average 433,648 cases of sexual assault are reported. That's an average of 1 victim every 73 seconds.(6)

In conclusion, if sexual relations with animals were to become normalized in society we could potentially witness a steep dive in unwanted children and sexual assaults. With some hope, we may prevent our world from facing certain catastrophe. A catastrophe that not only threatens the entirety of mankind, but every creature on Earth.

Daily briefing: World population will push 10 billion by 2050 by Flora Graham(internet) 20 June 2019 https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-019-01959-0(1)

How Many People Can Earth Support?
By Natalie Wolchover(internet) 11 October 2011
https://www.livescience.com/16493-people-planet-earth-support.html(2)

How long before we run out of fossil fuels? by Hannah Ritchie(internet) https://ourworldindata.org/how-long-before-we-run-out-of-fossil-fuels(3)

ASPCA Animal Statistics(internet) https://www.aspca.org/animal-homelessness/shelter-intake-and-surrender/pet-statistics(4)

Children's Rights Fact Sheet(internet) https://www.childrensrights.org/newsroom/fact-sheets/foster-care/(5)

Victims of Sexual Violence: Statistics Rainn(internet)
https://www.rainn.org/statistics/victims-sexual-violence(6)
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There you go bro.

I haven't done a works cited in 15 years so you'll have to fix it. 250 words on the dot though.
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might as well drop out and go work at McDonalds

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Weezy_Tha_Don posted...

might as well drop out and go work at McDonalds

No need. I just took care of our girl. She's on the fast track to management.
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Yo I feel you. I have a 5 page research paper that was due on Tuesday but I also had the ACT that day so I got an extension, I've been saying I'm sick this week so I don't have to turn it in.
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Has Betty White become too powerful
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PleaseClap posted...

Has Betty White become too powerful

Us girls gotta stick together.
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why is school so hard!!!
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PleaseClap posted...

why is school so hard!!!

I literally wrote your paper for you. You just have to fix the works cited page.
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my teacher told me that if I do that in high school I'll go to jail!
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There's nothing illegal about that paper.
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if I just copy a paper off of the internet!
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This is some low quality trolling
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Just copy and paste random posts from random CE topics....
Thats actually not a bad idea

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PleaseClap posted...

if I just copy a paper off of the internet!

Just delete the topic once you turn it in.
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You just wrote 16% of it by wasting time making this topic.
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Or it was just bullshit to begin with and TC needed an idea for a topic.

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250 words is the low end of one of my over-explained, never-read explanations of certain movies and video games on CE :|
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Well. If anyone needs a 250 word paper.. It's all yours. Should get you a C if you fix the formatting errors.
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Im sorry sis but youre fucked enjoy that F LMAO
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DezDroppedFreak posted...

Im sorry sis but youre fucked enjoy that F LMAO

I think you meant D.

lol


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