Poll of the Day > Imagine if Genghis Khan had just obliterated all of humanity with genocide.

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Ferarri619
09/15/19 8:14:55 PM
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Today the earth would be doomed and none of you would even exist.
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Blighboy
09/15/19 8:17:09 PM
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Imagine if he had sex with so many women that we became 100% Ghenghis Khan clones and led an interstellar purge of the universe to have sex with alien babes
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Ferarri619
09/15/19 8:57:09 PM
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Blighboy posted...
Imagine if he had sex with so many women that we became 100% Ghenghis Khan clones and led an interstellar purge of the universe to have sex with alien babes


Hmmm, this raises the other theory

The rumor in Japan is that Genghis Khan was a Japanese warlord at one point, so if he had obliterated the entire earth population except Japan then not only we would have never had Adolf Hitler or the Holocaust but the entire earth population would now be completely Japanese, I would be Japanese, speak Japanese and would have found a sexy Japanese woman in a strip club to me my soulmate already.
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MICHALECOLE
09/15/19 9:00:18 PM
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Ferarri619 posted...
Blighboy posted...
Imagine if he had sex with so many women that we became 100% Ghenghis Khan clones and led an interstellar purge of the universe to have sex with alien babes


Hmmm, this raises the other theory

The rumor in Japan is that Genghis Khan was a Japanese warlord at one point, so if he had obliterated the entire earth population except Japan then not only we would have never had Adolf Hitler or the Holocaust but the entire earth population would now be completely Japanese, I would be Japanese, speak Japanese and would have found a sexy Japanese woman in a strip club to me my soulmate already.

Your Japanese wife would cheat on you with me

Im Japanese chad
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Aaantlion
09/15/19 9:06:05 PM
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Genghis Khan didn't travel far enough and he would have hit pretty serious resistance in some regions. Hypothetically speaking, even if he was somehow able to get all the way to Europe and across Africa and actually win (which is pretty close to impossible, especially given the environmental issues he might face and the number of soldiers he'd lose in the process), he *still* would miss everybody living in the Americas.
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Smiffwilm
09/15/19 9:51:17 PM
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Here's a more ridiculous thing to imagine: Imagine if Genghis Khan had a rap battle with the Easter Bunny....

Oh wait...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA4tLCGcTG4" data-time="

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LinkPizza
09/15/19 9:56:24 PM
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This topic reminded me of this song...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E" data-time="

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Ferarri619
09/17/19 8:09:15 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
This topic reminded me of this song...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E" data-time="


Wtf that song was actually really catchy.
I wonder the musicians thought process of writing that song.
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Ferarri619
09/17/19 8:14:22 PM
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Smiffwilm posted...
Here's a more ridiculous thing to imagine: Imagine if Genghis Khan had a rap battle with the Easter Bunny....

Oh wait...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA4tLCGcTG4" data-time="


Lol
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