Board 8 > How long am I suppose to microwave a turkey for?
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SwiftyDC 11/20/18 10:26:17 PM #1: |
Asking for a friend.
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Punnyz 11/20/18 10:26:56 PM #2: |
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SwiftyDC 11/20/18 10:28:25 PM #3: |
Do I stuff it while it's cold?
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Forceful_Dragon 11/20/18 10:29:02 PM #4: |
SwiftyDC posted...
Asking for a friend. SwiftyDC posted... Do I stuff it while it's cold? How quickly the charade falls apart. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SwiftyDC 11/20/18 10:29:50 PM #5: |
I'm helping my friend.
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Lolo_Guru 11/20/18 10:33:20 PM #6: |
A whole turkey?
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Grand Kirby 11/20/18 10:35:56 PM #7: |
Just deep fry it instead. What could go wrong?
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SwiftyDC 11/20/18 10:39:46 PM #8: |
Lolo_Guru posted...
A whole turkey? Without the head. --- Dilated Chemist ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Underleveled 11/20/18 11:18:04 PM #9: |
Forceful_Dragon posted...
SwiftyDC posted...Asking for a friend. /board --- darkx Score: There goes bracket ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Raka_Putra 11/20/18 11:19:18 PM #10: |
SwiftyDC posted...
Do I stuff it while it's cold? Sure. --- Fuhlt nicht durch dich Sarastro Todesschmerzen, So bist du meine Tochter nimmermehr-- eeeeeeeeeeeeeeehr. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Raka_Putra 11/20/18 11:19:51 PM #11: |
Source: I've eaten turkey once.
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StealThisSheen 11/21/18 12:06:05 AM #12: |
You just hit the Popcorn button
Fun fact: The button used to say Popcorn/Turkey, but because millennials like things smaller they had to cut off the latter part. --- Seplito Nash, Smelling Like the Vault since 1996 Step FOUR! Get Paid! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Forceful_Dragon 11/21/18 12:07:21 AM #13: |
I'm going to need a source in that one too. Did your uncle used to sell microwaves or something?
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ChichiriMuyo 11/21/18 12:13:49 AM #14: |
C'mon, you don't eat your turkey raw? Just put it into some hot water for a little while if it's frozen. It's not like salmonella actually kills people.
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StealThisSheen 11/21/18 12:18:26 AM #15: |
Forceful_Dragon posted...
I'm going to need a source in that one too. Did your uncle used to sell microwaves or something? My great grandfather and Orville Redenbacher fought together in the war. They kept their spirits up by telling stories of how after the war, they'd go into business together, creating and selling a heated corn snack and the appliance that prepares it. And, well, let's just say we all know that story, as seen in the biographical picture John Wick. --- Seplito Nash, Smelling Like the Vault since 1996 Step FOUR! Get Paid! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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foolm0r0n 11/21/18 12:53:26 AM #16: |
First of all why do you have this monster microwave that can fit a turkey
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5tarscream 11/21/18 1:36:51 AM #17: |
You don't stuff the turkey while it's cooking?
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ChichiriMuyo 11/21/18 1:41:25 AM #18: |
5tarscream posted...
You don't stuff the turkey while it's cooking? Oh, no... you stuff that bird. You could cook it to "FDA recommendations" if you don't. Those liars want you to think you could just poison your entire family when you could actually poison more than that. --- Ulti, nifboy, yo, Jman, voltch, Kaxon, Z1mZum, Rufus Shinra, EC, FastFalcon, Krahen, Dr Football, BT, SuperNiceDog, raytan, Dp BKSheikah ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ChaosTonyV4 11/21/18 1:43:37 AM #19: |
Board 8 isnt your mom
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Shaduln 11/21/18 7:32:39 AM #20: |
ChaosTonyV4 posted...
Board 8 isn?t your mom Prove it. --- Emperor of Board 8 Posted using GameFlux ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MitsuruKirijo 11/21/18 9:35:56 AM #21: |
Step 1: 4 minutes per pound at full power
Step 2: 8 minutes per pound at half power. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LapisLazuli 11/21/18 11:14:42 AM #22: |
Freeze it after microwaving so it doesn't spoil.
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Tokoyami 11/21/18 11:47:49 AM #23: |
 Go to 2mins 41seconds for cooking tips --- What a mad banquet of darkness... Bane ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HanOfTheNekos 11/21/18 11:51:34 AM #24: |
Macrowaves work better
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PrinceKaro 11/21/18 11:54:06 AM #25: |
if it is on fire it is done
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