Poll of the Day > Soo... Are you going to see that new Tomb Raider movie?

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LeetCheet
03/03/18 12:30:10 PM
#1:


Not that movie with Angelina Jolie





I really liked the Tomb Raider reboot from 2013(which this movie is apparently based on) so I will probably going see it
I'm not expecting anything amazing though.
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Kungfu Kenobi
03/03/18 12:32:50 PM
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I didn't get out to theatres for the last 3 Star Wars movies, Tomb Raider isn't going to do it.
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LaggnFragnLarry
03/03/18 12:36:31 PM
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i would if her tits were bigger
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wwinterj25
03/03/18 12:50:42 PM
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I'll watch it but not at the pictures. Like most movies. It seems more based on the Tomb Raider video game reboot so I say it looks good.
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Mead
03/03/18 12:52:09 PM
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Nope I dont go to the theater much at all unless there is an MCU or Star Wars release
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WarGreymon77
03/03/18 1:38:44 PM
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Nope. I'm not a fan of the Square Enix Tomb Raider.
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FrozenBananas
03/03/18 1:42:18 PM
#8:


LeetCheet posted...
Tay tits


What tits? This new reboot Lara Croft has no tits

The franchise went from "over the top" breasts to "the most flat chested female protagonist in video games." I guess there's no in-between
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jsb0714
03/03/18 1:43:13 PM
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Unlikely
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kind9
03/03/18 1:54:28 PM
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Is it based on the 2013 game? Not interested, but I might watch it if it gets favorable reviews.
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TallTamryu
03/03/18 1:58:45 PM
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FrozenBananas posted...
"the most flat chested female protagonist in video games."

Not even close. She's got a solid B in the reboots.
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GrimCyclone
03/03/18 2:04:47 PM
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I mean, shes pretty, but even Angelina Jolie for the part better. Lara Croft has always been a larger than life presence with a sexy British accent. This new girl is meek and average. I said this in some YouTube video trailer and some guy bit my head off talking about, OMGZ YER SO STOOPID! THEY DID A REBOOT AND THIS ONE IS BETTUR!

First off, you dont reboot this kinda character. Lara will always be original Lara to me. I might end up watching the movie, but they already HDd old Lara and she was better then too. I dont know what theyre thinking now, but Im glad I was alive when she was first made. This new shit looks entirely unappealing.

And guys.. lets be honest... The Uncharted games shit all over Lara Croft. So if you wanna see a good crypt robber movie... play Uncharted. Nate is almost as likable as Indiana Jones. And thats blasphemy.

New Lara, new girl = dont fix something that aint broken, bitch
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Dikitain
03/03/18 2:13:32 PM
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I haven't seen a movie in theaters in almost 8 years so I doubt this one would convince me to do so. If it shows up on Netflix then I might consider it for a second before ultimately watching more Star Trek.
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TigerTycoon
03/03/18 2:29:36 PM
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I gave up on live action movies based on video games a long time ago.
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Zeus
03/03/18 2:30:36 PM
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I don't really go to the theater any more since it's overpriced and a kinda shitty viewing experience, but I might watch it on NFI.
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Red_Frog
03/03/18 3:24:04 PM
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Mead posted...
Nope
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Zikten
03/03/18 4:16:36 PM
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I'm excited for it. 2013 was the only TR I ever finished. Reboot Lara is cuter than classic Lara who looked like a 90's porn star
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MICHALECOLE
03/03/18 4:34:30 PM
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Horrible poll options
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LeetCheet
03/03/18 6:12:42 PM
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FrozenBananas posted...
What tits? This new reboot Lara Croft has no tits

The franchise went from "over the top" breasts to "the most flat chested female protagonist in video games." I guess there's no in-between


In the movie they're even smaller : (

Not to be sexist here but for a character known for her cleavage, she sorely lacks that in this movie.
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Zareth
03/03/18 10:36:07 PM
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It looks terrible. Not to mention pointless, as it seems to be a shot for shot film version of the reboot game.
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WarGreymon77
03/03/18 10:48:13 PM
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Zareth posted...
It looks terrible. Not to mention pointless, as it seems to be a shot for shot film version of the reboot game.

Shot for shot is how you're supposed to make a good adaptation or remake. It's why the Resident Evil movies suck ass.
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myghostisdead
03/03/18 10:58:06 PM
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VeeVees
03/03/18 11:03:55 PM
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lolno
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streamofthesky
03/04/18 1:23:09 AM
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*looks it up*

wtf did they do to Lara Croft?! I'd rather have Angelina Jolie in the role. In 2018.
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Bugmeat
03/04/18 5:57:16 AM
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Maybe when it makes it to tv or Netflix or whatever.
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Katon
03/04/18 7:28:03 AM
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Yes, I am.
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DrYuya
03/04/18 7:45:43 AM
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Lol actually yes there's a new tomb raider movie out now on a site I can't link where the main character "Lana Craft" gets tortured and put through all sorts of kinky peril, while mostly wearing the old tomb raider suit.

I AM going to watch it...yes indeed.
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Zareth
03/04/18 10:39:58 AM
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WarGreymon77 posted...
Shot for shot is how you're supposed to make a good adaptation or remake.

You clearly have no understanding of film making.
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gguirao
03/04/18 11:44:52 AM
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There's a new movie?
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RCtheWSBC
03/04/18 11:53:52 AM
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No, the trailers do not look promising
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Xfma100
03/04/18 12:05:23 PM
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GrimCyclone posted...
And guys.. lets be honest... The Uncharted games shit all over Lara Croft. So if you wanna see a good crypt robber movie... play Uncharted. Nate is almost as likable as Indiana Jones.


Aren't they making a Uncharted movie with Tom Holland?
Why?

Is Adult Drake even going to be in the movie?
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LeetCheet
03/05/18 11:41:20 PM
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I guess I could give this topic a bump to see if anyone else is interested in this probably not very good movie.
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streamofthesky
03/05/18 11:42:54 PM
#33:


I have an opportunity to get an early screening of it for free possibly.
But I don't think it's worth it...
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Zacek
03/05/18 11:43:39 PM
#34:


Why not? It's just a movie.
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streamofthesky
03/05/18 11:44:51 PM
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Zacek posted...
Why not? It's just a movie.

I could use that time to play video games or something.
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