Current Events > Alabama Republican uses Jesus to defend Moore: 'Mary was a teenager'

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http://time.com/5017940/roy-moore-sexual-contact-underage-jesus-defense-jim-ziegler/

According to a Republican politician in Alabama, since Mary got knocked up by Joseph when she was a teenager, banging teenagers is a-OK.

"Take Joseph and Mary. Mary was a teenager and Joseph was an adult carpenter. They became parents of Jesus,"

the part of Family values stands strong.
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So what you are telling me is that God is a pedo
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I thought she was younger than a teen tbh. My priest said he estimated her age between 9-12.
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I mean, even from a biblical standpoint, Joseph is not the analogous man here
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Times were different then, you were probably dead by 30, so you were an adult by 13.
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Well, that settles it.

If it's okay for bronze age goat herders, it's okay for me.
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Joseph wasn't Jesus' father.

But yes, they did indeed get married.
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Does anyone have any historical documentation on how "adult" became 18 (and eventually roughly 35)?

Joseph was the first cuck.
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He was talking about the allegations about Moore being in his 30s and hitting on the 18 year old, not the 14 year old.
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Joseph was the first cuck.

Not by a long shot.

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis%2020
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Chicken posted...

Joseph was the first cuck.

Adam literally fucked himself, and Cain killed Abel because he wanted to marry Aclima.
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DevsBro posted...

Joseph was the first cuck.

Not by a long shot.

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis%2020

Wait, Abraham got with his stepsister? Hot
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DevsBro posted...

Joseph was the first cuck.

Not by a long shot.

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis%2020

God clearly tells homeboy that he wasn't gonna let him touch her.
if anything, Abraham was gonna get cucked by God swooped in and helped out his boy.

Also, what the actual fuck, this story is crazy.
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