Poll of the Day > Which came first; the Chicken or the Egg?

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LeetCheet
10/31/17 3:07:22 PM
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Which one came to existance first?



Do you know? Does anyone know? Who gives a fuck?
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Foppe
10/31/17 3:39:17 PM
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The rooster.
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dioxxys
10/31/17 3:55:34 PM
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yur mom
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Mead
10/31/17 4:04:21 PM
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Egg

Eggs existed before chickens
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darcandkharg31
10/31/17 4:17:39 PM
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Trick Question! Roosters don't lay eggs >:D
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Smarkil
10/31/17 4:18:49 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
Trick Question! Roosters don't lay eggs >:D


Then who has sex with the chicken?
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darcandkharg31
10/31/17 4:21:38 PM
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Smarkil posted...
darcandkharg31 posted...
Trick Question! Roosters don't lay eggs >:D


Then who has sex with the chicken?

The Hen has sex with all of them obvs.
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KJ StErOiDs
10/31/17 5:18:24 PM
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I'd say egg, since the first member of a bird species comes from one.
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Kimbos_Egg
10/31/17 5:30:38 PM
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its been scientifically proven to be the egg.
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shadowsword87
10/31/17 5:45:50 PM
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Egg if you believe in evolution, chicken if you believe in a higher power.
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Krazy_Kirby
10/31/17 5:58:29 PM
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chicken. two different birds created an egg that became a chicken. it wasn't a chicken egg because it was from two other birds
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Entity13
10/31/17 6:01:56 PM
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Tyrannosaurus and eggs both existed before chickens, therefore the egg came first.
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HellHole_
10/31/17 6:03:26 PM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
chicken. two different birds created an egg that became a chicken. it wasn't a chicken egg because it was from two other birds


and before that chicken hatched, it was an egg.
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Doctor Foxx
10/31/17 6:03:48 PM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
chicken. two different birds created an egg that became a chicken. it wasn't a chicken egg because it was from two other birds

the question is not "which came first, the chicken or the chicken egg?"
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darcandkharg31
10/31/17 6:06:33 PM
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Doctor Foxx posted...
Krazy_Kirby posted...
chicken. two different birds created an egg that became a chicken. it wasn't a chicken egg because it was from two other birds

the question is not "which came first, the chicken or the chicken egg?"

We've been bamboozled!

*shakes fist*

Damn you TC!!
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gguirao
11/01/17 4:41:15 AM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
Smarkil posted...
darcandkharg31 posted...
Trick Question! Roosters don't lay eggs >:D


Then who has sex with the chicken?

The Hen has sex with all of them obvs.

That's disgusting!
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Yellow
11/01/17 5:26:56 AM
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The egg existed before chickens did. The first "chicken" that qualified came from a chicken egg.
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cute_fan
11/01/17 7:30:18 AM
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Krazy_Kirby
11/01/17 11:26:47 AM
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Yellow posted...
The egg existed before chickens did. The first "chicken" that qualified came from a chicken egg.


it wasn't a chicken until it hatched.
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Yellow
11/01/17 5:47:43 PM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
Yellow posted...
The egg existed before chickens did. The first "chicken" that qualified came from a chicken egg.


it wasn't a chicken until it hatched.

Which would mean the egg came first.
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Krazy_Kirby
11/01/17 7:45:36 PM
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Yellow posted...
Krazy_Kirby posted...
Yellow posted...
The egg existed before chickens did. The first "chicken" that qualified came from a chicken egg.


it wasn't a chicken until it hatched.

Which would mean the egg came first.


but it wasn't a chicken egg, because it wasn't a chikcen
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dainkinkaide
11/01/17 8:01:56 PM
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The question implied by context, "Which came first, the chicken or the chicken egg?" boils down to a more simplistic form: Is the nature of an egg determined by its origin (i.e. the animal that laid it) or by its purpose (i.e. the animal it protects and provides nutrients to)?
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Yellow
11/01/17 8:09:54 PM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
but it wasn't a chicken egg, because it wasn't a chikcen

If that was true then the chicken egg never existed

If we're going by "chicken in the egg" instead of "chicken layed the egg"
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Lokarin
11/01/17 8:10:47 PM
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Oh wait...

*Came*
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TheCyborgNinja
11/01/17 8:11:35 PM
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Mead posted...
Egg

Eggs existed before chickens

Exactly. The first mutation had to hatch. Nothing evolves into a new species following its birth.
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Person106
11/02/17 12:07:47 AM
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Doctor Foxx
11/02/17 12:52:46 AM
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what if we're looking at this all wrong

what if the chicken is the egg, and the egg is the chicken

it's one and the same. without the egg there is no chicken, and without the chicken that egg has nothing to compare itself to on a timeline

there can be no first.

no, no, the egg came first. the chicken can't be there without the egg. chickens don't just appear. they hatch. they hatch right out of a fucking egg (of irrelevant origins)
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LeetCheet
11/02/17 12:56:26 AM
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I'm honestly kinda surprised this topic made this far.

The reason I made this topic is because I saw that one Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged episode the other day.

This episode in fact:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKnb_EcAmbY

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Person106
11/02/17 1:07:41 AM
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Doctor Foxx posted...
no, no, the egg came first. the chicken can't be there without the egg. chickens don't just appear. they hatch. they hatch right out of a fucking egg (of irrelevant origins)


Not if the first chickens were specially created as matured birds.
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Doctor Foxx
11/02/17 1:09:01 AM
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Person106 posted...
Not if the first chickens were specially created as matured birds.

so basically if you believe the chicken came first you are a creationist
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TheThirdDay
11/02/17 1:09:34 AM
#31:


darcandkharg31 posted...
Smarkil posted...
darcandkharg31 posted...
Trick Question! Roosters don't lay eggs >:D


Then who has sex with the chicken?

The Hen has sex with all of them obvs.


...that's perverse.

Yellow posted...
The egg existed before chickens did. The first "chicken" that qualified came from a chicken egg.


The actual answer.
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Yellow
11/02/17 1:13:36 AM
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Doctor Foxx posted...
so basically if you believe the chicken came first you are a creationist

Basically. Or you're just interpreting "chicken egg" as an egg laid by a chicken instead of an egg that contains a chicken. Frankly that's just silly, because if you had a hypothetical machine that could make chicken eggs, it would still be considered a chicken egg.

Even with that, eggs were around before chickens.
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Person106
11/02/17 2:19:10 PM
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Doctor Foxx posted...
Person106 posted...
Not if the first chickens were specially created as matured birds.

so basically if you believe the chicken came first you are a creationist


Yes. Though I suppose some users have more creative reasons for choosing the chicken.
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