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SamusGlory
04/13/17 1:52:06 AM
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Esrac
04/13/17 1:56:12 AM
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Getting chunked by an Umber Hulk?
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Chicken
04/13/17 1:59:06 AM
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Super Mutant Suicider in Fallout 4. At least I won't need a casket.
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ThePieReborn
04/13/17 1:59:10 AM
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Run down by seven Harald Legion knights.

My death is either quick or extremely prolonged, dependent on the NG+ cycle.
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WindMinister
04/13/17 2:01:33 AM
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Falling off a cliff in the rain
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Oystersoup
04/13/17 2:03:43 AM
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Shot up by a gang.
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F1areaGaman
04/13/17 2:05:38 AM
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SAY THE GAMES


Jumping in lava of my own will (BotW....wanted to see what happens)
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Gamer99z
04/13/17 2:07:20 AM
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Accidentally fell into my own spike pit in 7 Days to Die.
Welp that's about my luck tbh.
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GallisOTK
04/13/17 2:11:29 AM
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Black Ops 2. Quickscoper with a DSR-50 walks up, blasts my brains out, then teabags my corpse. At least it's quick and painless.
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Fantastein
04/13/17 2:12:48 AM
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Instant death due to Hama.

Persona 5.

Goddamn I hate those instant death spells.
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SamusGlory
04/13/17 3:56:50 AM
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Fart_Tzar
04/13/17 3:58:31 AM
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Self destructed

Elite Dangerous
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Shotgunnova
04/13/17 4:26:53 AM
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I think I died as Bastion in Overwatch.

But then I was brought back to life, so I got that going for me.
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Trigg3rH4ppy
04/13/17 5:16:40 AM
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Sephiroth in KH1.5. at least it will be quick.
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KStateKing17
04/13/17 5:21:51 AM
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Angels from Bayonetta
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MJOLNRVII
04/13/17 5:25:53 AM
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One of the robots in Overwatch's Uprising thing.
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King Rial
04/13/17 5:28:38 AM
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I was called afk while wearing the Symbol of Avarice. So my health just slowy drained away.
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NihilistTurian
04/13/17 5:30:51 AM
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Got lasered by an Aragami I was unprepared for in God Eater Resurrection.

Doesn't sound too bad until you realise what's actually going to Jill you is when they proceed to eat you alive after beating you...
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KogaSteelfang
04/13/17 5:32:17 AM
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I think some random bug in the binding of isaac.
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evoL_nekorB
04/13/17 5:40:02 AM
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Torn apart by a Feral Zombie, State of Decay.
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Evthean
04/13/17 5:50:01 AM
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Chainsaw through the chest, RE7. Doesn't seem pleasant
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Cocytus
04/13/17 6:06:35 AM
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LIMBO
Big spider from tree plunges sharp leg into my thoracic.
In real life I suppose death would come in two minutes or less.
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Sativa_Rose
04/13/17 6:07:36 AM
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Runescape, getting killed by other players during castle wars (a capture the flag minigame)
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GunmaN1905
04/13/17 6:34:24 AM
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I tried to beat that illusion based boss in Witcher 3 by fighting them all at once on death march and got slashed within seconds.
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Eat More Beef
04/13/17 7:01:58 AM
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Sweet. Not only will mine be quick, but i'll get to see a shit ton of space too!

I'll be blown up by the rebel flagship in FTL.
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haloiscoolisbak
04/13/17 7:31:19 AM
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blown up by a panzer tank in Sniper Elite 4 (great game btw)
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Spidey5
04/13/17 7:35:19 AM
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Bombarded by Gilgamesh's infinite sword treasury. That is the most noble execution one can face.
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Cheese_Crackers
04/13/17 7:58:58 AM
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Killed by a demon in WoW. Can't remember what kind but either way I'm sad
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Scorsese2002
04/13/17 8:03:50 AM
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Jaw/throat ripped out by a bloater in The Last of Us

Welp, that sucks.
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Choco
04/13/17 8:08:04 AM
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attacking an electric keese with a short metal weapon >___>
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Wedge Antilles
04/13/17 8:09:48 AM
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Lasered by Li-Ming in Heroes of the Storm.
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TheBiggerWiggle
04/13/17 8:10:34 AM
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I was struck by lightning in BotW.
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BrutonGaster
04/13/17 8:16:56 AM
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Death by snu-snu.
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Antifar
04/13/17 8:18:08 AM
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Died in a terrible skiing accident (Steep)
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KiwiTerraRizing
04/13/17 8:19:12 AM
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Hit by Midir's tail
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Flasbangs
04/13/17 8:31:38 AM
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Got slammed by one of those fat angel knights in Dark Souls 3.
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foreveraIone
04/13/17 8:31:58 AM
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I was playing the original starcraft. blown up by the zerg?
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DevsChum
04/13/17 8:35:50 AM
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fuzzylittlbunny
04/13/17 8:40:45 AM
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Galactus eats the planet I guess?
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Doom_Art
04/13/17 8:42:12 AM
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Torn apart by husks in Mass Effect 3


Bad way to go
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KK_the_Slider
04/13/17 8:49:21 AM
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Fantastein posted...
Instant death due to Hama.

Persona 5.

Goddamn I hate those instant death spells.

This but Mudo instead of Hama.
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cbik
04/13/17 8:52:23 AM
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Got shot by cartel members in Bolivia.
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Bluster
04/13/17 8:54:08 AM
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mauled by a bear in UnReal World. :v
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Cocytus
04/13/17 8:57:02 AM
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Evthean posted...
Chainsaw through the chest, RE7. Doesn't seem pleasant

It's quick though, see. Not as nice as a heart attack, drowning, chocking, or dying in your sleep, but still.
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ExMechaGodzilla
04/13/17 9:03:58 AM
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joe_stalin518
04/13/17 9:14:20 AM
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I'm going die from a clumsy robot in a big building like in earthbound ? Oh snap
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NeoBowser
04/13/17 9:15:44 AM
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Lynel in Breath of the Wild
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YugiNoob
04/13/17 9:16:26 AM
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From some Japanese guy with a giant spear...Damn, that sucks.
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desertman
04/13/17 9:34:49 AM
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Kracko in Team Kirby Clash Deluxe
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