Board 8 > god I love Jackie Chan

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Jackie Chan's First Strike is on CBC, never saw this movie before

fighting with a ladder

kicking people with stilts on


*jackie chan shoves two cops into an elevator and reaches into his shirt to pretend he has a gun*

*hand goes through his shirt*

cops: "hey he doesn't have a gun!"

*door shuts


once this ends I feel the need to watch a bunch more jackie chan movies

also I totally want a fighting game to have a charaacter that fights with a ladder, because jackie was doing some sweet ****

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SCUBA FIGHTING OH MY ****ING GOD

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http://www.gamefaqs.com/ps/197665-jackie-chan-stuntmaster

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THIS SHARK FIGHT IS INCREDIBLE

SO MUCH SHARK TEASING



also omg

*the asian chick taps jackie on the shoulder*

*jackie panics, turns around, and punches her in the face*


BAHAHAH BRILLIANT

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HOLY **** HE JUST DROVE A CAR INTO A BOAT


HE DROVE A CAR

INTO A ****ING BOAT

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I'm convinced there's only one situation where someone in the world could ever beat peak Jackie Chan in a fight.

Bruce Lee, in a padded room, wearing nothing but a speedo, with his head shaved. You give Jackie Chan ANYTHING to grab onto, and you lose. That's all there is to it

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also I love how ever Jackie Chan movie has bloopers at the end

because there's nothing better than Jackie Chan bloopers

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lots of obscure chan movies are great


see: "Who Am I"

it's a great friggen movie with a low budget, a decent story, terrible acting, and tons of great fight scenes

check it out and message me if you ever do

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I'll watch that either tonight or tomorrow, I'll post live impressions in this topic so check back!

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i got to conk out, im spent from a big party and got another in 7 hours augh. i'll check tomorrow

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Yes, Jackie Chan is the man!

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man I just checked his imdb page

i had absolutely no idea how many movies he was in, and for how long he's been in movies.

I mean really? He's been making movies every year of his life since he was 8 years old except for '65, and '67-69? mannnn

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Yeah, first strike had me laughing really hard during the shark fight.

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DeathChicken posted...
http://www.gamefaqs.com/ps/197665-jackie-chan-stuntmaster

Oh man, good times.

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checking back in, can't wait till u checkout who am i

great movie for a low budget

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Vlado posted...
Yes, Jackie Chan is the man!

This.

Jackie Chan is so great.

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Aww yeah Jackie.

Although I don't think I ever got past the Disco boss on stuntmaster.

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Chan is ten times better than Chick Norris.

This topic is relevant to my interests.

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jackie chan the best

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who am IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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XD FLASHLIGHT GUN

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oh god the chick is hilarious

*Jackie starts walking off seriously, a trio of men at the end look at him suspiciously and reach into their jackets*

*Yuki pops in out of nowhere screaming and scares Jackie*

Yuki: "Do you remember anything?"

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god i LOVE that movie, glad ur enjoying it. it's terrific despite the bad acting

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man I always love how Jackie uses stuff

HANDCUFFED? NO PROBLEM I CAN KICK CHAIRS ACROSS THE ROOM

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and how he does the jump to get his hands out of the cuffs, then escape off the roof with the rope

so epic

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oh god

*Jackie sees reporter handcuffed to a car, heads to that car and gets in*

*Yuki sees Jackie and comes over while Jackie's about to start the car"

Yuki: "Hey Ja-

*Jackie just pulls her into the car and takes off with her body still flying out the side of the window*

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jesus Yuki's using the car to shoot rocks out at the guys going after them

Yuki is so awesome

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holy **** @ how she just immediately turned the car around and backed into a parking space


this asian woman is amazing with a car

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oh my god, using the ramp by the wall to get the car on its side to fit through the tiny spacing between the two buildings, then the car's still on its side but she magically gets back up its wheels.

*edit*

and now she's spinning the car around to hit the people surrounding them hah

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WHOOOOOO AMMMMM IIIIIIIIIII

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CalvinbalI posted...
I'm convinced there's only one situation where someone in the world could ever beat peak Jackie Chan in a fight.

Bruce Lee, in a padded room, wearing nothing but a speedo, with his head shaved. You give Jackie Chan ANYTHING to grab onto, and you lose. That's all there is to it

That kinda reminds me of the guy in Elfin Lied who spent months combing a length of beach, picking up all the trash and debris so that whatsherface main character wouldn't have anything to throw at him.


Also, Bruce Willis in a white vest could beat Jackie Chan.

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I also love Jackie Chan!

Rumble in the Bronx and Police Story are my favs hell yes.

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hahah

*guy pulls Jackie by the shoe*

"Jackie unties his shoe to get away*

and now this guy in the green suit keeps kicking Jackie's exposed foot at every opportunity he can

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dutch shoes fight is amazing

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awesome topic. i'm pretty sure the ONE thing the internet (or hell, just make it Board 8) can agree on is that Jackie Chan is awesome.

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XD SUPER FIGHT

*Jackie uses the first guys jacket to blind him and beat the hell out if his face for a bit*

*second guy watching takes off his jacket*

*Jackie grabs the first guy's tie and beats him up while holding his tie*

*second guy watching takes off his tie*

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From: Wanglicious | #038
awesome topic. i'm pretty sure the ONE thing the internet (or hell, just make it Board 8) can agree on is that Jackie Chan is awesome.

I think Jackie Chan is one of those universally-accepted "good" things in the universe.

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Aah yeah Jackie Chan.



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holy crap "Plan B" that's a hell of a lot of people

oh hell yes bloopers time

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great movie right?

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