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Compsognathus
04/14/24 9:47:15 AM
#1:


I was out last night with friends and three of the women in our group all assumed that all men peed through the flap in their underwear and fly of their pants. This surprised the dudes here because none of us ever do that.

They are convinced that we are the outliers because why else would all underwear have the flap up front/fly.

So I'm expanding the sample size.

And just to head off the people who fully drop trou while peeing while standing, that does count as over the fence, just...way over.

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Guide
04/14/24 9:52:22 AM
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Flap only exists for when we're in formal enough clothing to have a belt and tucked-in shirt, and it would be annoying to retuck without wrinkling.

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Irony
04/14/24 9:56:57 AM
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Over the fence obviously

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specialkid8
04/14/24 9:56:59 AM
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That's literally what it's for. Why would you add extra steps to whipping your dick out?

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tankboy
04/14/24 10:03:31 AM
#5:


This poll is essentially asking, "do you normally wear a belt?".
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SiO4
04/14/24 10:04:42 AM
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Where is the off the back porch option?

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GeminiDeus
04/14/24 10:05:15 AM
#7:


Even if I'm not wearing a belt, the dick goes through the dick holes.

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GranQroppoop
04/14/24 10:05:56 AM
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I remember the first time I heard people talk about peeing through the flaps that someone was trying to make a joke.

Over the fence, though if I'm wearing shorts I just hike up one of the legs.

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Solution_45
04/14/24 10:10:50 AM
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i drop my pants and boxers to the floor
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ScazarMeltex
04/14/24 10:12:56 AM
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Guide posted...
Flap only exists for when we're in formal enough clothing to have a belt and tucked-in shirt, and it would be annoying to retuck without wrinkling.
This. I only ever use the flap when I'm in dress clothes.

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MangaBroski
04/14/24 10:14:29 AM
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I legit didnt know people were out here not using the flap.

The only time I dont use the flap is if Im at home wearing and wearing pajama or lazy clothes.
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C_Pain
04/14/24 10:14:37 AM
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It depends. In public I use the flap because I'm wearing jeans and a belt. At home I typically go over the fence since it's ultimately more comfortable, although I have increasingly started to sit down to do it.

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GiftedACIII
04/14/24 10:15:29 AM
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... I thought the flaps were just there for aesthetics.

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Compsognathus
04/14/24 10:16:21 AM
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tankboy posted...
This poll is essentially asking, "do you normally wear a belt?".
I wear a belt every day. Still over the fence.

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Rowdy54
04/14/24 10:19:58 AM
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Over the fence. Most of my undies don't even have the flap.

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specialkid8
04/14/24 10:24:48 AM
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MangaBroski posted...
I legit didnt know people were out here not using the flap.

The only time I dont use the flap is if Im at home wearing and wearing pajama or lazy clothes.
Seriously. I know you can generally bet on CE collectively having the wrong opinion but this is still baffling. Like, just unzip your pants and pull it through. Why are people completely undoing their pants and pulling their underwear down just to access their dick?

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LightningThief
04/14/24 10:26:05 AM
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specialkid8 posted...
Seriously. I know you can generally bet on CE collectively having the wrong opinion but this is still baffling. Like, just unzip your pants and pull it through. Why are people completely undoing their pants and pulling their underwear down just to access their dick?
You don't know what over the fence means, do you....
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Jiek_Fafn
04/14/24 10:30:01 AM
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Depends on the underwear. If it's boxers, there's plenty of room to go through the gate. With boxer briefs, I'd have to snake my dick through a maze, so he just goes over.

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Sufferedphoenix
04/14/24 10:40:27 AM
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Both depends on if I'm at work or not. At work I tuck my shirt in so it's easier to just use the fly. At home the other way cause I wear my pants lose enough it's quicker.

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Robot2600
04/14/24 10:41:23 AM
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excuse me this is a video game website.

is this really the most appropriate place for a discussion like this?

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Sufferedphoenix
04/14/24 10:41:34 AM
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specialkid8 posted...
Seriously. I know you can generally bet on CE collectively having the wrong opinion but this is still baffling. Like, just unzip your pants and pull it through. Why are people completely undoing their pants and pulling their underwear down just to access their dick?

You literally just reach down your pants and pull your junk out and let it flop over the waistband.

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Rosstin316
04/14/24 10:41:44 AM
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Over the fence, easier to shake the drops out that way.

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Compsognathus
04/14/24 10:45:59 AM
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Robot2600 posted...
excuse me this is a video game website.

is this really the most appropriate place for a discussion like this?
Yes. This is important medical research.

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MrFingers07
04/14/24 11:13:26 AM
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Over the fence, it doesn't matter if the topic is talking about underwear or pants. Over the fence for both of them. It's just way more comfortable to do it like that than navigating your dick through the flap/zipper, in my experience the flap/zipper sections is just way too small. Maybe I need better underwear and pants but it's annoying to navigate them

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W_S_C_M
04/14/24 11:13:59 AM
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Over the hills and through the woods

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Vicious_Dios
04/14/24 11:20:11 AM
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Over the great wall.

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TheGoldenEel
04/14/24 11:22:11 AM
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ok here's a question for the over the fencers. do you "pull it out"?

I just stretch down the waistband of my undies and let it flop over the top. then same process when i put it away. It never even occurred to me as i was developing my pee style to touch it any point in the process.

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Justin2Krelian
04/14/24 11:23:39 AM
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I guess this is like a sit/stand while wiping question. Nobody knows a bunch of the population does it differently because it never comes up.

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The_Popo
04/14/24 11:25:29 AM
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Through the gate. Only time I dont is if there is no gate (sweatpants, gym shorts, etc).

It saves time.


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voldothegr8
04/14/24 11:28:33 AM
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If I'm tucked or wearing a belt, through the gates. When I'm at home lounging in my basketball shorts, up and over.

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LeoRavus
04/14/24 11:30:31 AM
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I always go through the zipper hole, but sometimes can't find the underwear hole fast enough so just throw it over top of them if I have to pee bad.

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ssjevot
04/14/24 11:32:00 AM
#33:


Guide posted...
Flap only exists for when we're in formal enough clothing to have a belt and tucked-in shirt, and it would be annoying to retuck without wrinkling.

Yeah basically this. If I have a bunch of shit on then I am going to use the flap. If I am chilling at home with no belt, then I won't bother with the flap.

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divot1338
04/14/24 11:33:20 AM
#34:


My dick doesnt fit through the flap.

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
04/14/24 11:34:49 AM
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It depends

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SuperExcitebike
04/14/24 11:39:04 AM
#36:


Usually through the gate, but it depends entirely what I'm wearing. Like with gym shorts at home, I'll just pull one side up and pee freely

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uwnim
04/14/24 11:45:00 AM
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Over the fence no matter what I'm wearing. Just way easier than trying to navigate through the flaps on my briefs and then through my jeans.

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NoxObscuras
04/14/24 11:45:08 AM
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Over the fence always. Even if I'm wearing a belt, I will undo the belt, rather than use the opening in the flap. Fuck that little flap lol

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Zwijn
04/14/24 11:54:57 AM
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I dont even own underwear with a flap, just have regular boxer briefs. I also pee sitting because my small pp causes a mess otherwise.
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Sufferedphoenix
04/14/24 11:57:25 AM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
ok here's a question for the over the fencers. do you "pull it out"?

I just stretch down the waistband of my undies and let it flop over the top. then same process when i put it away. It never even occurred to me as i was developing my pee style to touch it any point in the process.

I've done both depends how tight my waist band is. Of tighter I dig it out.

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Compsognathus
04/14/24 11:59:19 AM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
ok here's a question for the over the fencers. do you "pull it out"?

I just stretch down the waistband of my undies and let it flop over the top. then same process when i put it away. It never even occurred to me as i was developing my pee style to touch it any point in the process.
I'm definitely lowering the fence rather than pulling myself over the top.

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ItsNotA2Mer
04/14/24 12:02:14 PM
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I just stand at the urinal, and my dick lets itself out.

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Euripides
04/14/24 12:05:12 PM
#43:


People still wear underwear?

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Homeless_Waifu
04/14/24 12:06:29 PM
#44:


I dont pee through the flap, because toilet water can sometimes bounce back at you and then it could end up all over your pants.

fuck that

plus I had that happen to me once in middle school and I never tried doing that again

maybe I was just unlucky, but yeah

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justaguy3492
04/14/24 12:08:31 PM
#45:


Pants around ankles, hands free on the johnson that way I can hold my shirt up above my belly button.

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