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MarthGoomba
04/10/24 12:19:34 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/57124b15.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU5rv7WfK30

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FortuneCookie
04/10/24 12:20:29 AM
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I thought this was going to be about Paul Dini, the comic book / cartoon writer who married his waifu Zatanna in real life.
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MarthGoomba
04/10/24 12:57:23 AM
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The quality of the Miku doll is amazing

https://i.imgur.com/6pnimcn.jpeg
https://i.imgur.com/d0AfzCY.jpeg
https://i.imgur.com/VhNc2SH.jpeg
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https://i.imgur.com/LLVr7st.jpeg

It's the only good life size one I've seen

Want one of my own waifu so bad

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superben
04/10/24 12:58:01 AM
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MarthGoomba
04/10/24 2:19:23 AM
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I hate being so lonely

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pikakaeru
04/10/24 2:20:05 AM
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MarthGoomba posted...
I hate being so lonely
why dont you do it then?

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Mistere_Man
04/10/24 2:25:46 AM
#7:


MarthGoomba posted...
I hate being so lonely

To be honest I dont think talking to a Giant lifeless doll would make you feel any less alone. If it did you could just talk to your pillow. Not judging or anything I am just saying it isnt real companionship.

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pikakaeru
04/10/24 2:26:55 AM
#8:


having a waifu helps if you can make it feel real

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Mistere_Man
04/10/24 2:30:11 AM
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Oh I definitely understand, and with ai one day they may be able to really help fill the void.

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Punished_Blinx
04/10/24 2:32:25 AM
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YugiNoob
04/10/24 2:39:42 AM
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Mistere_Man
04/10/24 2:40:20 AM
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Punished_Blinx posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d12bca9c.jpg

They dont look happy with them.

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TendoDRM
04/10/24 2:43:50 AM
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Mistere_Man posted...
They dont look happy with them.

The mop could do better.

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008Zulu
04/10/24 2:44:55 AM
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So it's a doll then, and not a robot?

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pikakaeru
04/10/24 2:46:01 AM
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AI shouldnt have rights unless they develop consciousness

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STEROLIZER
04/10/24 2:47:48 AM
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MarthGoomba posted...
I hate being so lonely

Well. The thing is to not be lonely and to find someone to spend your time with you need to make an effort to do extroverted activities.

Those are probably things you dont want to do. So you gotta decide what makes you more miserablebeing by yourself, or completely changing your lifestyle?

you be surprised. You might legit just rather stay lonely. The act of even getting or maintaining a girlfriend might end up making you even more miserable.

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Mistere_Man
04/10/24 2:48:44 AM
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008Zulu posted...
So it's a doll then, and not a robot?

Basically the movie mannequin, just without the magic/Meshach Taylor

RIP Hollywood

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008Zulu
04/10/24 4:04:10 AM
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Mistere_Man posted...
Basically the movie mannequin, just without the magic/Meshach Taylor

RIP Hollywood
I don't see the point much of marrying someone you can't even talk to.

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04/10/24 6:02:14 AM
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Mistere_Man
04/10/24 8:03:46 AM
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008Zulu posted...
I don't see the point much of marrying someone you can't even talk to.

Oh you can talk to them, it is when they start talking back that you need to worry.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=191X6hF7cj8&pp=ygUKQ2FuZHkgd2lmZQ%3D%3D

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super_felicia
04/10/24 8:06:20 AM
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STEROLIZER posted...
Well. The thing is to not be lonely and to find someone to spend your time with you need to make an effort to do extroverted activities.

Those are probably things you dont want to do. So you gotta decide what makes you more miserablebeing by yourself, or completely changing your lifestyle?

you be surprised. You might legit just rather stay lonely. The act of even getting or maintaining a girlfriend might end up making you even more miserable.

But that is a choice you need to make.
You have strong advice.

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pikakaeru
04/10/24 8:06:46 AM
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super_felicia posted...
You have strong advice.
dont encourage him

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super_felicia
04/10/24 8:10:14 AM
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pikakaeru posted...
dont encourage him
You don't know why I said this vague hard to read my tone sentence.
I appreciate the effort I just think it's a bit assuming of him and a tiny bit too downgrading how hard it is to change your ways.
Not what he's saying at all his intentions are sound. But I think it's kinda dismissive and rude very rarely.
OK I admit I have strong mixed feelings based on his words on my vent topic

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pikakaeru
04/10/24 8:13:15 AM
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super_felicia posted...
You don't know why I said this vague hard to read my tone sentence.
I appreciate the effort I just think it's a bit assuming of him and a tiny bit too downgrading how hard it is to change your ways.
Not what he's saying at all his intentions are sound. But I think it's kinda dismissive and rude very rarely.
OK I admit I have strong mixed feelings based on his words on my vent topic
he is not the paragon or role model he pretends to be
he loses his shit over tails and went back and forth over wanting to own a subreddir

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super_felicia
04/10/24 8:16:28 AM
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super_felicia posted...
Can you elaborate on the human sounding part?

You sound like English is your second language. You might be experiencing acts of mania.

youre correct on your outline of what I have explained

Alright dude, I say this with earnest intentions. Not to make feel bad, even if that ends up being the end result.

This idea you have in your head that your straight, married therapist is going to suddenly go gay and fall in love with you is absolutely never going to happen. The only reason hes even taking an interest in you in the first place is because hes being paid to do so. Once you leave the appointment you most likely do not cross his mind at all until your next scheduled appointment.

That doesnt mean he doesnt care about you, he rather you thrive than die Im sure, but his end goal (if hes a legit licensed professional) is to eventually get you to a place where your mentally stable enough to never ever have to see him again.

His end goal is to eventually get you to a point where you dont need him in your life anymore. Thats not conducive of any type of friendship, no less any type of relationship.

The fact that your so obsessed with him that your literally sharing a random youtube video on the GameFaqs sex board because the guy in it sounds like your crush means this entire fixation is entirely unhealthy.

Because of the fixation youve found yourself in with him, you arent going to get any benefit from seeing him anymore.

Each time you visit him your mental state deteriorates deeper into this fantasy world, that LUCKILY, you have not deluded yourself into thinking could possibly become a reality. The fact that you realize this is a problem is a good sign for you and your future mental wellbeing.

My advice to you, quite honestly, is to stop seeing the therapist immediately. Go check yourself into a mental institution. It should be free (if you are in a large city) and you should be able to check yourself out at any point. Be brutally honest with the people in that institution, and start to work on getting your mind right, and dealing with this mania.

I am not a licensed professional, so all my advice is just my own opinion. But it does sound like youve ostracized yourself away from society, and have basically just been living on the internet for a while. It shows in your text patterns and overall behavior. Its possible, that you became terminally online during a crucial period of mental and physical maturitymeaning you stunted your development.

You are now an adult, but have not yet learn how to operate out in the real world, and interact with other human beings. Doing so causes you experience emotions that the rest of us learned to deal with when we were in our teenage years. Trying to navigate all of these social structures without any proper practice comes with certain hardships.

So I recommended checking yourself into a facility, and then once you check yourself out, try your hardest to be outside in the company of other people as much as possible.

The good news is that people live for a long time. Youre only twenty something. Youve got plenty of time to eventually live a normal, happy, productive life, complete with a partner that loves you. But, you gotta start working on yourself now. Like right now. Today.

Nice how he thinks but he's guessing everything about me when I explicitly mention in the first post I go college 3 times a week, I want to not love him i want to love someone like him and closer to my age, I had to explain it a lot for some reason it drove me a bit up the wall how inaccurate his analysis of me was.

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LonelyStoner
04/10/24 8:18:23 AM
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The first 20 minutes of your day is supposed to strongly influence your mood for the rest of the day.

Mine is now ruined.

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Lonestar2000
04/10/24 8:20:26 AM
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super_felicia posted...
super_felicia posted...
Can you elaborate on the human sounding part?

You sound like English is your second language. You might be experiencing acts of mania.

youre correct on your outline of what I have explained

Alright dude, I say this with earnest intentions. Not to make feel bad, even if that ends up being the end result.

This idea you have in your head that your straight, married therapist is going to suddenly go gay and fall in love with you is absolutely never going to happen. The only reason hes even taking an interest in you in the first place is because hes being paid to do so. Once you leave the appointment you most likely do not cross his mind at all until your next scheduled appointment.

That doesnt mean he doesnt care about you, he rather you thrive than die Im sure, but his end goal (if hes a legit licensed professional) is to eventually get you to a place where your mentally stable enough to never ever have to see him again.

His end goal is to eventually get you to a point where you dont need him in your life anymore. Thats not conducive of any type of friendship, no less any type of relationship.

The fact that your so obsessed with him that your literally sharing a random youtube video on the GameFaqs sex board because the guy in it sounds like your crush means this entire fixation is entirely unhealthy.

Because of the fixation youve found yourself in with him, you arent going to get any benefit from seeing him anymore.

Each time you visit him your mental state deteriorates deeper into this fantasy world, that LUCKILY, you have not deluded yourself into thinking could possibly become a reality. The fact that you realize this is a problem is a good sign for you and your future mental wellbeing.

My advice to you, quite honestly, is to stop seeing the therapist immediately. Go check yourself into a mental institution. It should be free (if you are in a large city) and you should be able to check yourself out at any point. Be brutally honest with the people in that institution, and start to work on getting your mind right, and dealing with this mania.

I am not a licensed professional, so all my advice is just my own opinion. But it does sound like youve ostracized yourself away from society, and have basically just been living on the internet for a while. It shows in your text patterns and overall behavior. Its possible, that you became terminally online during a crucial period of mental and physical maturitymeaning you stunted your development.

You are now an adult, but have not yet learn how to operate out in the real world, and interact with other human beings. Doing so causes you experience emotions that the rest of us learned to deal with when we were in our teenage years. Trying to navigate all of these social structures without any proper practice comes with certain hardships.

So I recommended checking yourself into a facility, and then once you check yourself out, try your hardest to be outside in the company of other people as much as possible.

The good news is that people live for a long time. Youre only twenty something. Youve got plenty of time to eventually live a normal, happy, productive life, complete with a partner that loves you. But, you gotta start working on yourself now. Like right now. Today.

Nice how he thinks but he's guessing everything about me when I explicitly mention in the first post I go college 3 times a week, I want to not love him i want to love someone like him and closer to my age, I had to explain it a lot for some reason it drove me a bit up the wall how inaccurate his analysis of me was.
Wrong topic?

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super_felicia
04/10/24 8:23:01 AM
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Lonestar2000 posted...
Wrong topic?
The final paragraph is my thoughts about sterolizers post on my behaviour on what I told In the vent topic

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LonelyStoner
04/10/24 8:23:21 AM
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super_felicia posted...
Is this cos of my post about my experience? How does that bother you at all...its my experience you can't be that effected by a rant
Its because of the OP.

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SaikyoStyle
04/10/24 8:25:46 AM
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IceCreamOnStero
04/10/24 8:27:32 AM
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super_felicia posted...
You have strong advice.
It's correct advice.

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pikakaeru
04/10/24 8:30:28 AM
#33:


IceCreamOnStero posted...
It's correct advice.
nah. sterolizer does it for himself

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super_felicia
04/10/24 8:31:58 AM
#34:


IceCreamOnStero posted...
It's correct advice.
I agree on that advice tbh he's correct I just wanted to point out his assumption on users who he's
Never seen or interacted prior to and thinks he knows me through how I text
Representing myself as how I am online, I thought it was clear my gamefaqs ranting isn't the most accurate to how I behave irl

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pikakaeru
04/10/24 8:35:38 AM
#35:


sterolizer fan club lol

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DementedDurian
04/10/24 8:39:53 AM
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I have seven imaginary girlfriends and yet there are people called tulpamancers who created willed imaginary friends they have romance and sex with. I am not one of those people because I am not magical in any way and they're extensions of my psyche. Their presence has helped my paranoia when it comes to being home alone and I enjoy their companionship.

I loathe the idea of sexualizing my friends like that. One of them, who is the love child of Eros and Lilith, probably wouldn't mind lovemaking, but I don't desire her like that. I prefer her "love conquers all" speeches because goddamn it, she's believer of love.

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voldothegr8
04/10/24 8:41:52 AM
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super_felicia
04/10/24 8:42:47 AM
#38:


DementedDurian posted...
I have seven imaginary girlfriends and yet there are people called tulpamancers who created willed imaginary friends they have romance and sex with. I am not one of those people because I am not magical in any way and they're extensions of my psyche. Their presence has helped my paranoia when it comes to being home alone and I enjoy their companionship.

I loathe the idea of sexualizing my friends like that. One of them, who is the love child of Eros and Lilith, probably wouldn't mind lovemaking, but I don't desire her like that. I prefer her "love conquers all" speeches because goddamn it, she's believer of love.
You don't want to sexualise someone you're friends with? I am so bad I have no eyes for anyone sexually besides this one i ranted about.
I can see hot people who look cute but its not he same on my head.
You're friends with a hot af girl and you don't want to be sexually attracted to them? Am I reading this correctly?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/56f7f3d4.jpg

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DementedDurian
04/10/24 8:46:05 AM
#39:


super_felicia posted...
You don't want to sexualise someone you're friends with? I am so bad I have no eyes for anyone sexually besides this one i ranted about.
I can see hot people who look cute but its not he same on my head.
You're friends with a hot af girl and you don't want to be sexually attracted to them? Am I reading this correctly?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/56f7f3d4.jpg

Given they are extensions of myself; yeah. I used to shower with my first girlfriend named Mary and that got weird after a while. She didn't mind, but I know that I grew out of that horny teenager and matured into a woman who valued friendship over making things complicated.

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super_felicia
04/10/24 8:47:37 AM
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DementedDurian posted...
Given they are extensions of myself; yeah. I used to shower with my first girlfriend named Mary and that got weird after a while. She didn't mind, but I know that I grew out of that horny teenager and matured into a woman who valued friendship over making things complicated.
Oh oof I pulled a sterolizer and assumed...
I thought you flipped and remarked about saying about my post then went back to your friends of imagination sorry

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pikakaeru
04/10/24 8:48:46 AM
#41:


super_felicia posted...
Oh oof I pulled a sterolizer and assumed...
I thought you flipped and remarked about saying about my post then went back to your friends of imagination sorry
do you have friends tho

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super_felicia
04/10/24 8:53:41 AM
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pikakaeru posted...
do you have friends tho
Therapist guy has been in my life since I was about 16
I'm friends with a girl who we have a long history together starting as a 12 year old. We talk even today and even though she has a boyfriend she still takes time to text me and fortnite sessions.
Another girl but we haven't talked since 2019
Another but we haven't talked since 2018
A man who annoys me with his ego we talked a week ago but this was a one off
I occasionally like and they like posts
Sexually attracted to only Therapist.....gah
I have 0 sexual feelings for them in the past or now

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pikakaeru
04/10/24 8:55:05 AM
#43:


I have generalized sexual feeling disorder

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super_felicia
04/10/24 9:05:49 AM
#44:


Ah I want to preface by apologising something hit me just now. I will edit my thoughts

He is correct I am absolutley manic for a few days now
Nothing to do with therapist he's the fucking opposite of my problems. I have more than one person than my nana for perspective.
My nana had an outburst with me using ketchup cos I should put it on little at a time than potentially waste it with one large squeeze. That's just too inefficient putting it on multiple times
She's screaming because of nothing cos of her stroke and she says I'm an idiot everyday and it's draining. I vented to my therapist and he knows I love my nan and he saw My point of view
I am mad because you're blaming the therapist when I know my emotions and stress right in this momenr stems from my nana. It's not sterolizers fault besides sounding harsh I'm just stressing how it's backwards and you're blaming him ok that's it sorry

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super_felicia
04/10/24 9:12:45 AM
#45:


pikakaeru posted...
I have generalized sexual feeling disorder
Why can't I find a clear cut answer from Google? I'd like to hear...

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nekrodev
04/10/24 9:15:52 AM
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People that get THAT into it always scare me a bit, cuz that's like...pretty weird. I have a waifu body pillow and it's great, helps me sleep and it having a cute waifu on it is nice, but like, I'm not trying to actually marry it, I'm not carrying it around in public places, and I'd still take a real human over that if I could.

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IceCreamOnStero
04/10/24 9:20:05 AM
#47:


super_felicia posted...
I agree on that advice tbh he's correct I just wanted to point out his assumption on users who he's
Never seen or interacted prior to and thinks he knows me through how I text
Representing myself as how I am online, I thought it was clear my gamefaqs ranting isn't the most accurate to how I behave irl

I don't see how an assumption makes it "strong advice"

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super_felicia
04/10/24 9:21:44 AM
#48:


IceCreamOnStero posted...
I don't see how an assumption makes it "strong advice"
I am manically venting like a self centered person that I have become this year. I just wanted an excuse to unfairly drag him on my stressing frustrated feelings rn

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R1masher
04/10/24 9:22:35 AM
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