Current Events > High Calorie Woman knocks herself out in MMA match

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ShineboxPhil
04/09/24 12:56:37 AM
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https://streamable.com/d37pag

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nekrodev
04/09/24 12:57:49 AM
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lmao, i don't know the actual context of this, but i saw it earlier somewhere and nearly died laughing

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Umbreon
04/09/24 1:01:36 AM
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Why the fuck would she charge so recklessly? You're that big you let the speedy fighter come to you and you fuck them up on the counter.

(I actually know nothing about boxing or what viable tactics there'd be)

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ssb_yunglink2
04/09/24 1:06:10 AM
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Umbreon posted...
Why the fuck would she charge so recklessly? You're that big you let the speedy fighter come to you and you fuck them up on the counter.

(I actually know nothing about boxing or what viable tactics there'd be)
Lmao anything is more viable than getting kod by the ring

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Seaman_Prime
04/09/24 1:07:11 AM
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Are there no weight divisions in mma? >_>
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eggcorn
04/09/24 1:08:16 AM
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she got greedy

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Kaiganeer
04/09/24 1:08:48 AM
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miltank used rollout

it's not very effective
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ssb_yunglink2
04/09/24 1:10:11 AM
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Seaman_Prime posted...
Are there no weight divisions in mma? >_>
Nah there are weight divisions in pretty much every serious fight in combat sports.

Make of that what you will with the fighters you see in this video

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ShineboxPhil
04/09/24 1:11:42 AM
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2Pacavelli
04/09/24 1:14:34 AM
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Kaiganeer posted...
miltank used rollout

it's not very effective

Lmao
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Guide
04/09/24 1:17:17 AM
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Seaman_Prime posted...
Are there no weight divisions in mma? >_>

What ssb said is true. This is some kind of funky novelty exhibition. Embarrassing, I hope it was an easy few hundred $ for either of them at least.

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Beveren_Rabbit
04/09/24 1:21:34 AM
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people making comments about how they are reminded of big enemy bosses that have to be defeated by tricking them into charging at a wall are being unnecessarily mean. This is a human being that got hurt. She wasn't being toxic. be nice.

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ShineboxPhil
04/09/24 1:23:51 AM
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Beveren_Rabbit posted...
people making comments about how they are reminded of big enemy bosses that have to be defeated by tricking them into charging at a wall are being unnecessarily mean. This is a human being that got hurt. She wasn't being toxic. be nice.

Bro, you just reminded me of the rhino fight from spiderman ps2 game

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eggcorn
04/09/24 1:24:20 AM
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Beveren_Rabbit posted...
big enemy bosses that have to be defeated by tricking them into charging at a wall
oh god

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Guide
04/09/24 1:26:24 AM
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Beveren_Rabbit posted...
people making comments about how they are reminded of big enemy bosses that have to be defeated by tricking them into charging at a wall are being unnecessarily mean. This is a human being that got hurt. She wasn't being toxic. be nice.

fucking lmao

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Umbreon
04/09/24 1:26:29 AM
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Beveren_Rabbit posted...
people making comments about how they are reminded of big enemy bosses that have to be defeated by tricking them into charging at a wall are being unnecessarily mean. This is a human being that got hurt. She wasn't being toxic. be nice.

I mean this entire topic was probably made for "Haha, big girl fall down go boom". So yeah, I agree.

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Metal_Gear_Raxis
04/09/24 1:30:54 AM
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Beveren_Rabbit posted...
people making comments about how they are reminded of big enemy bosses that have to be defeated by tricking them into charging at a wall are being unnecessarily mean. This is a human being that got hurt. She wasn't being toxic. be nice.
Anybody remember Mugly and Thugly from DKC Returns?

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Punished_Blinx
04/09/24 1:35:50 AM
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Beveren_Rabbit posted...
people making comments about how they are reminded of big enemy bosses that have to be defeated by tricking them into charging at a wall are being unnecessarily mean. This is a human being that got hurt. She wasn't being toxic. be nice.

I love everything about this post. Well done.

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Gritty
04/09/24 1:48:58 AM
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What a heifer
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pkmnlord
04/09/24 1:55:40 AM
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Kaiganeer posted...
miltank used rollout

it's not very effective
More like Skull Bash

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Awesker002
04/09/24 2:03:40 AM
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There is no way that woman passed a physical and got certified by an Athletic Commission.

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X8Azazel8X
04/09/24 2:06:33 AM
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ShineboxPhil posted...
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ShineboxPhil
04/09/24 2:12:09 AM
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Awesker002 posted...
There is no way that woman passed a physical and got certified by an Athletic Commission.

Bro she came at the smaller fighter without being in a boxers stance and her arms were down not protecting her face.

I guarantee the only training she did for this fight was 2 sets of 10 brunch presses and 3 sets of 10 lunches.

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pikakaeru
04/09/24 2:17:41 AM
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Guide
04/09/24 2:29:48 AM
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ShineboxPhil posted...


Bro she came at the smaller fighter without being in a boxers stance and her arms were down not protecting her face.

She knows her opponent's arms aren't long enough to get passed the blub. It's advanced martial fats.

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Thompson
04/09/24 2:48:07 AM
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Depicted: Saints Row 2's Fight Cub activity if your obese joke character behaved realistically.

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bigbadharry
04/09/24 3:03:46 AM
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Geez she sure does have a lot of advertising on her clothes.

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viewmaster_pi
04/09/24 3:16:04 AM
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bigbadharry posted...
Geez she sure does have a lot of advertising on her clothes.
you're dangerously close to figuring out the link between capitalism and obesity. stop now

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Thompson
04/09/24 3:21:39 AM
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bigbadharry posted...
Geez she sure does have a lot of advertising on her clothes.
Anyone taken a closer look at them? Are they for foods, or weight loss pills?

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Guide
04/09/24 3:25:02 AM
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Thompson posted...
Anyone taken a closer look at them? Are they for foods, or weight loss pills?

Barns and stairmasters.

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Phoro
04/09/24 3:25:08 AM
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It's like a realistic recreation of the King Hippo fight.

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LeoRavus
04/09/24 3:25:19 AM
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Does it ever work when they throw some big slow tank in there or is it supposed to be comic relief?

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HOON
04/09/24 3:26:16 AM
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Well that was pathetic,

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PoopPotato
04/09/24 3:32:21 AM
#34:


ShineboxPhil posted...
Bro she came at the smaller fighter without being in a boxers stance and her arms were down not protecting her face.

I guarantee the only training she did for this fight was 2 sets of 10 brunch presses and 3 sets of 10 lunches.


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Guide
04/09/24 4:06:44 AM
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LeoRavus posted...
Does it ever work when they throw some big slow tank in there or is it supposed to be comic relief?

Weight classes are there because it makes all the difference... between trained fighters. She's only trained at fighting to fit more cake in her face.

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Chicken
04/09/24 4:09:32 AM
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bigbadharry posted...
Geez she sure does have a lot of advertising on her clothes.
don't worry I think some of those logos are gonna disappear after this

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ForsakenHermit
04/09/24 4:11:50 AM
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That's one way to make MMA interesting.

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Guide
04/09/24 4:44:47 AM
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Chicken posted...
don't worry I think some of those logos are gonna disappear after this
into her folds maybe

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DKBananaSlamma
04/09/24 5:48:47 AM
#39:


Kaiganeer posted...
miltank used rollout

it's not very effective
Lmaooooooo

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DKBananaSlamma
04/09/24 5:49:35 AM
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Beveren_Rabbit posted...
people making comments about how they are reminded of big enemy bosses that have to be defeated by tricking them into charging at a wall are being unnecessarily mean. This is a human being that got hurt. She wasn't being toxic. be nice.
I didn't even notice that until that. Thanks for the visual

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LinkDaLunatic
04/09/24 5:53:27 AM
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ShineboxPhil posted...
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fix'd

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itcheyness
04/09/24 6:04:51 AM
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This looks about as real as WWE...

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mustachedmystic
04/09/24 6:13:35 AM
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I am reminded of that pasty skinned fatass white boxer with the funny name.

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dummy420
04/09/24 7:36:29 AM
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It's that boss fight that can either be really difficult and drawn out or super easy if you know the trick to skip it. She knew the trick.

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cuttin_in_farm
04/09/24 7:52:30 AM
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The boss battles analogies are perfect because she slowly walks towards you until you proc her to attack by being in range.

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ScazarMeltex
04/09/24 8:00:34 AM
#46:


Umbreon posted...
Why the fuck would she charge so recklessly? You're that big you let the speedy fighter come to you and you fuck them up on the counter.

(I actually know nothing about boxing or what viable tactics there'd be)
Yeah, the better play for the larger fighter is to control the outside of the ring to cut the smaller fighter's angle of approach and then, once they are committed you can just throw all the weight into them.

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bigbadharry
04/09/24 10:11:46 AM
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Ring the dinner bell school is in session

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Sufferedphoenix
04/09/24 10:21:56 AM
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Not quite as embarrassing be we had a captain at my prison who had a short stint in a smaller pro mma division and he knocked himself out. He was part of the emergency response team which meant he was trained to fight in riots.

He went for a double leg take down and ended up driving his own head into the mat. Apparently he was paralyzed from the waist down for a short while or at least wheel chair bound over it.

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Guide
04/09/24 11:37:29 AM
#49:


Sufferedphoenix posted...
He went for a double leg take down and ended up driving his own head into the mat

lmao

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Sufferedphoenix
04/09/24 11:41:25 AM
#50:


Guide posted...
lmao

I bet he woulda been pissed if he knew a bunch of us where sitting up front watching the video of the fight and laughing our asses off.

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