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MysteryMan923
04/06/24 10:13:53 AM
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She refuses to walk/drive/bike/etc and will always travel using her farts, which are a sentient green cloud with stink lines and a frowny face that disappears shortly thereafter. Would you?

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Ratchetrockon
04/06/24 10:14:26 AM
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no im not into that stuff

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SrRd_RacinG
04/06/24 10:14:35 AM
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That removes all perfection.

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pinky0926
04/06/24 10:16:35 AM
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What's the brownside

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Foppe
04/06/24 10:17:12 AM
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...how else could she be the perfect girl?

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boomgetchopped3
04/06/24 10:18:20 AM
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Can she propel me as well if I grab hold of her?

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MysteryMan923
04/06/24 10:19:33 AM
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boomgetchopped3 posted...
Can she propel me as well if I grab hold of her?

Yes.

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Thompson
04/06/24 10:26:59 AM
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Now, I'm not a qualified mathematician, but by my calculations, the quantity of gas she needs to have to reliably propel herself at will and for potenially extended durations means she has to be almost as big as your mom.

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cuttin_in_farm
04/06/24 10:28:07 AM
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By farting?

Are you kidding me!?

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boomgetchopped3
04/06/24 10:28:59 AM
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Thompson posted...
Now, I'm not a qualified mathematician, but by my calculations, the quantity of gas she needs to have to reliably propel herself at will and for potenially extended durations means she has to be almost as big as your mom.

Lets not forget having enough gas left over to decelerate on landing. Unless she relies on being parachuted into the ocean

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LeCh0nk
04/06/24 10:29:11 AM
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Thompson posted...
Now, I'm not a qualified mathematician, but by my calculations, the quantity of gas she needs to have to reliably propel herself at will and for potenially extended durations means she has to be almost as big as your mom.
holy shit

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Mistere_Man
04/06/24 10:30:59 AM
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6zqiDLLT-j0&pp=ygULYXVudGllIG1hbWE%3D

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neccis
04/06/24 10:44:21 AM
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If I can catch a ride on the handlebars I'm good
Ain't riding on the foot pegs..

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DarthDemented
04/06/24 11:36:06 PM
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I would laugh too hard

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Kradek
04/06/24 11:41:10 PM
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That's quite far removed from "perfect".

I'm open-minded to a lot of stuff, but nah man, nah.

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Paragon21XX
04/06/24 11:45:09 PM
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Seek help, TC.

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DepreceV2
04/07/24 12:09:37 AM
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SrRd_RacinG posted...
That removes all perfection.


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Lagfile
04/07/24 12:13:49 AM
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cuttin_in_farm posted...
By farting?

Are you kidding me!?

Sadly no, I am not kidding. I am farting.

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