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AlBundy33
03/16/24 11:35:14 PM
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What the fuck is wrong with people?

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cjsdowg
03/16/24 11:36:30 PM
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Not in my community. Mayo sucks.

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misterbum
03/16/24 11:36:53 PM
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Sriracha mayo is the shit

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Chicken
03/16/24 11:37:20 PM
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*slathers mayo everywhere*

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AlBundy33
03/16/24 11:38:32 PM
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Heres the thing about Mayo

If you can see it, or taste it, there is WAY too much

Mayo has like 3 valid uses, coleslaw, macaroni salad, and tuna. Thats about it

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metralo
03/16/24 11:39:05 PM
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AlBundy33 posted...
Heres the thing about Mayo

If you can see it, or taste it, there is WAY too much

Mayo has like 3 valid uses, coleslaw, macaroni salad, and tuna. Thats about it

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Irony
03/16/24 11:39:20 PM
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Weird shit anti vax truckers say

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AlBundy33
03/16/24 11:40:47 PM
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Irony posted...
Weird shit anti vax truckers say

Who hurt you?

Im not anti vax, sport. But thanks for playing

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cjsdowg
03/16/24 11:43:04 PM
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SAY NO to MAY0

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ablegator
03/16/24 11:43:50 PM
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Did they ever find your wife?

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Xenogears15
03/16/24 11:44:12 PM
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metralo posted...
dog shit take


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Daremo
03/16/24 11:46:06 PM
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AlBundy33 posted...
Mayo has like 3 valid uses, coleslaw, macaroni salad, and tuna. Thats about it
Barbecue sauce. The red color is a little unsettling at first, but it's more than worth it to deprecate mayo out of existence.

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archizzy
03/16/24 11:48:02 PM
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Chicken posted...
*slathers mayo everywhere*

Name checks out with topic subject.


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AlBundy33
03/16/24 11:48:52 PM
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Daremo posted...
Barbecue sauce. The red color is a little unsettling at first, but it's more than worth it to deprecate mayo out of existence.

I put barbecue sauce on just about everything

Unlike mayo, BBQ sauce goes with literally everything, except ramen

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solosnake
03/16/24 11:49:52 PM
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Mayo is gonna age out. People will look back at it and think wtf, no way people actually ate that shit

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Umbreon
03/16/24 11:52:17 PM
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Will never understand people who drown their chicken in mayo.

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ItsNotA2Mer
03/16/24 11:52:48 PM
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AlBundy33 posted...
What the fuck is wrong with people?

Is that why you hate people who work in fast food so much? Did some poor underpaid Mc.D's worker accidentally put some mayo on your food?

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viewmaster_pi
03/16/24 11:56:41 PM
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it's so hard being an elightened miracle whip patrician. people who don't like mayo hate me because miracle whip is too much like mayo, people who like mayo hate me because miracle whip is nothing like mayo.

don't cry for me, i'm already delicious

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uwnim
03/16/24 11:57:27 PM
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Mayo is good.

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BucketCat
03/16/24 11:58:33 PM
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mayos weird. its a lot like salt where ive never actually seen anyone buying either of them, but pretty much everyone has both in their house.

like ive never bought salt and i have a small barrel of it for some reason and idk why or how.

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Dudebusters
03/17/24 12:00:58 AM
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AlBundy33 posted...
Who hurt you?

Im not anti vax, sport. But thanks for playing

Is this why you made numerous topics whining about your covid topics being moderated? Because you were so not anti-vax that you didn't understand how they could be modded?

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Enclave
03/17/24 12:04:54 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
it's so hard being an elightened miracle whip patrician. people who don't like mayo hate me because miracle whip is too much like mayo, people who like mayo hate me because miracle whip is nothing like mayo.

don't cry for me, i'm already delicious

Miracle whip is about as awful as mayo.

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viewmaster_pi
03/17/24 12:05:23 AM
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see?

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Dudebusters
03/17/24 12:08:20 AM
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AlBundy33 posted...
Im not anti vax, sport. But thanks for playing

AlBundy33
05/15/21 2:10:51 PM
I dont understand how asking if anyone is not getting the vaccine violates any rules, I dont trust the vaccine, so Im not getting it, if you want it, more power to you

"I'm not anti vax tho guys honest, I just routinely made topics asking why people get it and implied they're dumb for doing so, then whined when my topics got moderated"

lmao

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Enclave
03/17/24 12:08:58 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
see?

To be fair, I didn't say I hate you for it. I mean I do but I didn't SAY it.

/s

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ButteryMales
03/17/24 12:09:44 AM
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AlBundy33 posted...
Every chicken sandwich recipe I see says to put mayo on it
As God intended.
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Ratchetrockon
03/17/24 12:10:27 AM
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I love mayo

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archizzy
03/17/24 12:18:58 AM
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BucketCat posted...
mayos weird. its a lot like salt where ive never actually seen anyone buying either of them, but pretty much everyone has both in their house.

like ive never bought salt and i have a small barrel of it for some reason and idk why or how.

I buy salt and pepper more than anything else. Its the base seasoning for virtually every meal and I cook a lot. I dont eat out or order food ever. All my meals are prepared 100% from my kitchen and have been for many years. How can you not buy salt? Ive got canning salt, kosher salt, sea salt, different sized grains, standard table salt with iodine. All kinds of stuff.


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GrandConjuraton
03/17/24 12:20:49 AM
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Kradek
03/17/24 12:22:51 AM
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Cause it's fucking delicious.

If you want a bland ass chicken sandwich go to Chik-fil-a.

Only pickles is some bullshit.

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AlBundy33
03/17/24 12:23:42 AM
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Kradek posted...
Cause it's fucking delicious.

If you want a bland ass chicken sandwich go to Chik-fil-a.

Only pickles is some bullshit.

If you need mayo on anything, you need to learn how to cook, adding mayo is admitting the food isnt cooked correctly

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Spurner
03/17/24 12:24:24 AM
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BucketCat posted...
mayos weird. its a lot like salt where ive never actually seen anyone buying either of them, but pretty much everyone has both in their house.

like ive never bought salt and i have a small barrel of it for some reason and idk why or how.

This is goddamn hilarious because its true. I use salt all the damn time when I cook, and it never runs out.
.ever.

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BucketCat
03/17/24 12:25:01 AM
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archizzy posted...
How can you not buy salt? Ive got canning salt, kosher salt, sea salt, different sized grains, standard table salt with iodine. All kinds of stuff.
idk. i cook with salt daily but either the barrel (morton salt barrel with the metal flip up pour thing) i have is bottomless or someone is sneaking into my house and replenishing it. because in the last 5 years, i've had the same barrel, but have never replaced it
and i've never seen anyone else buying salt, and i go grocery shopping a lot.

honestly, i wouldn't be surprised if you were to stop buying all of those various salts, but the containers still never running out.

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AlBundy33
03/17/24 12:25:41 AM
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Spurner posted...
This is goddamn hilarious because its true. I use salt all the damn time when I cook, and it never runs out.
.ever.

Salt is exactly like those strawberry candies in every grandmas purse, it never gets bought, it just spawns

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ironman2009
03/17/24 12:26:20 AM
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metralo posted...
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Spurner
03/17/24 12:28:11 AM
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AlBundy33 posted...
Salt is exactly like those strawberry candies in every grandmas purse, it never gets bought, it just spawns

Ah, and those were so good. Maybe we shouldnt look the gift horse in the mouth. Its just a gift from the heavens.
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Umbreon
03/17/24 12:29:23 AM
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A little bit of mayo is fine.

A ton of mayo just guzzle the bottle because you're clearly not there for the chicken at that point.

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archizzy
03/17/24 12:31:11 AM
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BucketCat posted...
idk. i cook with salt daily but either the barrel (morton salt barrel with the metal flip up pour thing) i have is bottomless or someone is sneaking into my house and replenishing it. because in the last 5 years, i've had the same barrel, but have never replaced it
and i've never seen anyone else buying salt, and i go grocery shopping a lot.

honestly, i wouldn't be surprised if you were to stop buying all of those various salts, but the containers still never running out.

i frequently replace mine because they run out. In fact my Morton salt barrel with the metal lid is gone again. Finished the last bit of it into my salt container. So Im due to buy more salt and pepper this next week.

I cant fathom going 5 years and not needing to buy salt. I buy all my other major spices and herbs about once every 7 to 8 months I restock on the major ones. I go through a lot of paprika, cayenne pepper, cumin, oregano, garlic powder, onion powder, stuff like that. I found an excellent online source with high quality stuff that puts grocery store spices and herbs to shame. But I go though salt and pepper more often than those.


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ItsNotA2Mer
03/17/24 12:33:52 AM
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Dudebusters posted...
"I'm not anti vax tho guys honest, I just routinely made topics asking why people get it and implied they're dumb for doing so, then whined when my topics got moderated"

lmao

LOL, tc absolutely lives to get owned.

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Kradek
03/17/24 12:37:50 AM
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AlBundy33 posted...
If you need mayo on anything, you need to learn how to cook, adding mayo is admitting the food isnt cooked correctly

Or maybe people just think it's a delicious condiment even if you don't.

You're just being a condescending jerk over a condiment other people enjoy.

I don't know who you think you are, but perhaps consider getting the fuck over yourself.

Literally trying to gatekeep food lol.

Dudebusters posted...
"I'm not anti vax tho guys honest, I just routinely made topics asking why people get it and implied they're dumb for doing so, then whined when my topics got moderated"

lmao

Damn bro, that other poster in the thread by BigB0ss or whatever was right. You do have some decent investigative skills that are wasted on this site.

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BucketCat
03/17/24 12:40:45 AM
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archizzy posted...
In fact my Morton salt barrel with the metal lid is gone again. Finished the last bit of it into my salt container. So Im due to buy more salt and pepper this next week.
idk, my herbs and spices do run out, but i think it's cus the jars are glass so i can see them go empty. the salt barrel occupies its own plane of existence so its neither empty nor full until i have to refill the shaker, and when i go to refill that, the barrel is full

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Nirvanas_Nox
03/17/24 12:46:51 AM
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Mayo when it's mixed with something is decent. Like sirracha mayo, chipotle mayo, curry mayo, or lemon mayo. Tons of mayo alone is just nasty asf.

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Mistere_Man
03/17/24 1:06:27 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
SAY NO to MAY0

SAY YAYO to MAYO

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ChainsawFerret
03/17/24 2:25:16 AM
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I use it to make grilled cheese sandwiches as an alternative to butter. The right type can add flavor and a more even cook. Don't knock it if you haven't tried it.

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Chicken
03/17/24 2:28:28 AM
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ChainsawFerret posted...
I use it to make grilled cheese sandwiches as an alternative to butter. The right type can add flavor and a more even cook. Don't knock it if you haven't tried it.
Ive tried it but every time it adds a slightly fishy aftertaste for some reason

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shironinja
03/17/24 2:32:59 AM
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it's like apple without sauce.

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MrMolinaro
03/17/24 2:34:36 AM
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Theyre all wrong.
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