Current Events > $110,000 but you can never pet a cat again

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LoveLikeJazz
03/14/24 10:50:46 AM
#1:


Money is after tax but if you take it you can never pet, stroke, rub, hug or show any kind of physical affection towards a cat ever again.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f2bb50bf.jpg

(Experimental counterpart of UnfairRepresent's dog poll)
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80718880

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Ratchetrockon
03/14/24 10:51:22 AM
#2:


Yep

I've only petted like 2 cats in my lifetime anyway

Most just avoid me

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gatorsPENSbucs
03/14/24 10:52:08 AM
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Wouldnt even have to pay me for that, so yah, easy money.

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Kurt_Russel
03/14/24 10:52:34 AM
#4:


Fuck no. I love mah cates

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C_Pain
03/14/24 10:53:58 AM
#5:


No, I love cats. I have and work with them.

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Japanties
03/14/24 10:54:44 AM
#6:


Easiest money of my life. I hate cats.
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PMarth2002
03/14/24 10:58:11 AM
#7:


Easy money.

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Ricemills
03/14/24 10:59:25 AM
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Fuck no

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ironman2009
03/14/24 10:59:33 AM
#9:


Japanties posted...
Easiest money of my life. I hate cats.


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2Pacavelli
03/14/24 11:01:21 AM
#10:


No thanks. I'll take my freedom of choice to love cats over the money
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SiO4
03/14/24 11:01:30 AM
#11:


Skittles!!

>^_^<

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theAteam
03/14/24 11:09:53 AM
#12:


I have 2 cats so that's basically impossible. One of them DEMANDS pets right as we get into bed every night.

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Venixon
03/14/24 11:11:47 AM
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Take cash. I don't mind other people's cats, but I've always found them meaner and moodier then dogs and horses. Plus I have family members who are horribly allergic so it wouldn't bother me.

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Dungeater
03/14/24 11:13:07 AM
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of course. im not an animal guy nor am i a petter

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Crimson_Corsair
03/14/24 11:13:31 AM
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This would literally kill me. I love cats, I get anxious if I'm away from mine for more than a couple of days.


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KiwiTerraRizing
03/14/24 11:28:32 AM
#17:


easy money, cats are trash

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UnfairRepresent
03/14/24 11:36:01 AM
#18:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Pov: Mom reading this:
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Blue_Thunder
03/14/24 11:36:08 AM
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I don't hate cats but there are none in my life so I'd probably take the money.

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SiO4
03/14/24 11:38:06 AM
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theAteam posted...
I have 2 cats so that's basically impossible. One of them DEMANDS pets right as we get into bed every night.


Or, that one hour after work, when all you want to do is chill and decompress, and your cat is yelling at you.

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rexcrk
03/14/24 11:39:15 AM
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The easiest of passes.

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bsp77
03/14/24 11:39:20 AM
#22:


This is my couch next to me right now so no deal:

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Fable
03/14/24 11:40:01 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3ae89574.jpg
I could not possibly

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BewmHedshot
03/14/24 11:45:01 AM
#24:


I love cats but I have pretty strong allergies to them so I think I could do this.
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DepreceV2
03/14/24 11:47:24 AM
#25:


Ez ass money

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ReiRei89
03/14/24 11:52:38 AM
#26:


Easily. I don't like cats plus I'm allergic to them.

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Azn_Psycho
03/14/24 11:54:17 AM
#27:


Can we switch this out to dogs instead? I am okay with petting dogs, but I wouldn't care if I can't do it ever again.

Not petting cats though? That's a tough ask.

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__starsnostars
03/14/24 11:54:24 AM
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Couldn't do it.

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Turbam
03/14/24 11:54:48 AM
#29:


What happens if a cat rubs on you?

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Alex1976
03/14/24 11:55:35 AM
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Fuhgeddaboudit. Love cats, 'nuff said.

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masterbarf
03/14/24 11:56:08 AM
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My cat is the sweetest creature in the world. I could never diss her like that.

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LeoRavus
03/14/24 11:58:39 AM
#32:


I haven't had my own cat since I was 12 so easy money.

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Blue_Thunder
03/14/24 1:16:16 PM
#33:


Azn_Psycho posted...
Can we switch this out to dogs instead? I am okay with petting dogs, but I wouldn't care if I can't do it ever again.

Wish granted.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80718880

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Olld-Onne
03/14/24 8:23:32 PM
#34:


What if a cat rubs it head on your hand. They can do that lol. I think this is unsustainable. XD

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Shotgunnova
03/14/24 8:24:37 PM
#35:


Naw, man. Just naw.

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Bugmeat
03/14/24 8:25:21 PM
#36:


I could be fine with this. I like cats well enough. But I wouldn't give up that much money just to be able to pet them. I don't own one, never have and don't intend to in the future.


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thronedfire2
03/14/24 8:27:02 PM
#37:


$110,000 but my cat scratches me to death within the next 24 hours?

probably a bad deal

wait, the mods still let UR make polls? that's more surprising than him having an active account

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bigtiggie23
03/14/24 8:28:05 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/604999fe.jpg

$100 grand isn't enough to give up these.

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Philip027
03/14/24 8:29:56 PM
#39:


Same answer as the dog topic (yes)
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Vokrent
03/14/24 8:32:54 PM
#40:


give me MONEY.

i don't have cats and i don't know anyone other than my sister who has cats and my sister hates me

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03/18/24 1:01:37 AM
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GGuirao13
03/18/24 2:08:22 AM
#41:


Deal.

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Nirvanas_Nox
03/18/24 2:20:07 AM
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I have 3 cats but I'd still take the money. Only one of them even likes me and he's an outdoor cat. I'm more of a dog person anyway.

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TheLiarParadox
03/18/24 2:30:18 AM
#43:


I love cats but the money would be better.

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party_animal07
03/18/24 2:30:54 AM
#44:


Easy money.

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CassandraCroft
03/18/24 2:57:18 AM
#45:


I like cats but I think I have touched a cat twice in my life so easy money.

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Bass
03/18/24 3:02:56 AM
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I'd do it, but I'd feel bad about never being able to pet my cat again. Other family members can still pet her, though.

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tripleh213
03/18/24 3:08:39 AM
#47:


No I have two cats

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MabusIncarnate
03/18/24 3:19:20 AM
#49:


Firm no. Kitties need petting.

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Dark_Arbron
03/18/24 4:05:25 AM
#50:


My two cats represent 2/3 of the reason Im even still alive, so no thanks.

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