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Harpie 03/07/24 12:28:02 PM #51: |
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Review of rear wash: THE FUCK okay maybe I should have tried the lowest setting first but jfc I did not expect medium to feel like the bidet was Germany and my butthole was France circa 1940 Test wipe however was clean Overall a 6/10 but I will try again later at the lowest setting --- in a constant state of confusion ... Copied to Clipboard!
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emblem-man 03/07/24 12:28:22 PM #52: |
ItsNotA2Mer posted...
I love that you have an assortment of fruit rollups for the guests. Super classy! Lol --- http://avatar.xboxlive.com/avatar/emblem%20boy/avatar-body.png haters gonna hate ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 03/07/24 12:35:59 PM #53: |
Harpie posted...
AHHH WHY TF WAS THE REAR WASH SO MUCH MORE POWERFUL THAN THE FEMININE ONE WTF This is someone's fetish. --- "I dreamt I was a moron." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cheater87 03/07/24 12:36:45 PM #54: |
Once you use one, it is hard to not have one.
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Cocytus 03/07/24 12:37:30 PM #55: |
Scary
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Starks 03/07/24 12:38:38 PM #56: |
I don't have a hot water line unless I drill into my sink cabinet. That's the main thing holding me back.
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Harpie 03/07/24 12:41:07 PM #57: |
ItsNotA2Mer posted...
I love that you have an assortment of fruit rollups for the guests. Super classy!Yes yes always gotta make sure that all 2 of my annual guests never go hungry ClayGuida posted... What's the splash zone?The what now Strider102 posted... This is someone's fetish.pls no Starks posted... I don't have a hot water line unless I drill into my sink cabinet. That's the main thing holding me back.Mine doesnt have hot water, and afaik the hot water models get it from electricity not from the water line Cheater87 posted... Once you use one, it is hard to not have one.I mean, Im already using way less TP. It does feel a lot cleaner --- in a constant state of confusion ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Crimsoness 03/07/24 12:43:12 PM #58: |
Notice me Harpie!
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Foppe 03/07/24 12:44:30 PM #59: |
Harpie posted...
pls noSoon Medium is not enough for you. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 03/07/24 12:44:37 PM #60: |
Crimsoness posted...
Then she pooped all over those guysAnd ILL DO IT AGAIN MWHAHAHA --- in a constant state of confusion ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Starks 03/07/24 12:45:59 PM #61: |
Harpie posted...
Mine doesnt have hot water, and afaik the hot water models get it from electricity not from the water lineThis is false --- Paid for by StarksPAC, a registered 501(c)(4) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heineken14 03/07/24 12:46:55 PM #62: |
ClayGuida posted...
What's the splash zone? They give you a poncho at the door, like a Gallagher concert. --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 03/07/24 12:46:56 PM #63: |
Starks posted...
This is false:0 Then why do they need an outlet?? Foppe posted... Soon Medium is not enough for you.I refuse to go down this dark path --- in a constant state of confusion ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Starks 03/07/24 12:47:14 PM #64: |
Harpie posted...
Then why do they need an outlet??...they don't --- Paid for by StarksPAC, a registered 501(c)(4) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bnui_ransder 03/07/24 12:51:06 PM #65: |
The fancy ones do yeah
But like Starks is saying, if you want to have hot water without power it involves changing out your hot water valve under your sink, drilling a hole in the cabinet and running a hose through --- http://bnuiransder.tumblr.com/ So much A R T ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 03/07/24 12:51:44 PM #66: |
Starks posted...
...they don'thttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c4f2b41c.jpg u sit on a throne of lies --- in a constant state of confusion ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 03/07/24 12:52:47 PM #67: |
bnui_ransder posted...
The fancy ones do yeahwow who would ever do that when you can just run an extension cord? --- in a constant state of confusion ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 03/07/24 12:52:50 PM #68: |
Harpie posted...
And ILL DO IT AGAIN MWHAHAHA That's kinda hot --- "I dreamt I was a moron." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DocileOrangeCup 03/07/24 12:55:46 PM #69: |
Dude you aren't supposed to let it touch u directly... You're supposed to poop at the same time it sprays so you guys have a beam struggle like in Dragon ball z.
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Starks 03/07/24 1:11:32 PM #70: |
The nozzles are self-cleaning, so it's okay if you shit on them.
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PoopPotato 03/07/24 1:27:21 PM #71: |
I love the full on Gallick Gun blast to my meat star.
If I can relax enough, it'll work like an enema and flush out any stragglers just sitting around having a smoke break in my rectum. --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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texanfan27 03/07/24 1:42:26 PM #72: |
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Dude you aren't supposed to let it touch u directly... You're supposed to poop at the same time it sprays so you guys have a beam struggle like in Dragon ball z. I dont even want to imagine what happens if you lose that beam struggle. --- I'm a ? Block. No, punching me won't give you power ups. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 03/07/24 1:44:28 PM #73: |
texanfan27 posted...
I dont even want to imagine what happens if you lose that beam struggle. According to legend it's something beautiful. --- "I dreamt I was a moron." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CE_gonna_CE 03/07/24 2:46:00 PM #74: |
Harpie posted...
Review of rear wash:Yeah, definitely start low and ease into it. I had to do that, but I got used to it pretty quick and can handle the higher settings now. --- "Creed made better Pearl Jam music than Pearl Jam did" - shockthemonkey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guide 03/07/24 3:00:23 PM #75: |
CE_gonna_CE posted...
Yeah, definitely start low and ease into it. I had to do that, but I got used to it pretty quick and can handle the higher settings now. Is this still about bidets, or... --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jerry_Hellyeah 03/07/24 3:04:07 PM #76: |
CE_gonna_CE posted...
Yeah, definitely start low and ease into it. I had to do that, but I got used to it pretty quick and can handle the higher settings now. Dude just tanked this topic so goddamn hard. --- This is a cool sig ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 03/07/24 3:18:11 PM #77: |
CE_gonna_CE posted...
Yeah, definitely start low and ease into it. I had to do that, but I got used to it pretty quick and can handle the higher settings now. Imma need to see video of you handling it --- "I dreamt I was a moron." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Starks 03/07/24 3:19:50 PM #78: |
I was in Japan a few weeks ago. The bidet won't do all the work, especially if you're anal about wiping until clean TP.
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emblem-man 03/07/24 3:35:28 PM #79: |
Wipe, Bidet, wipe
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CE_gonna_CE 03/07/24 4:06:54 PM #80: |
Strider102 posted...
Imma need to see video of you handling itWell thats not ToS friendly! --- "Creed made better Pearl Jam music than Pearl Jam did" - shockthemonkey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ruvan22 03/07/24 5:01:49 PM #81: |
Harpie posted...
/rimshot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere_Man 03/07/24 5:09:12 PM #82: |
I have been wanting to get one of these, but I am not sure if I can stand the cold water blast, and definitely cant afford a heated one. Some say you get used to it, any owners know if that is true?
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Jerry_Hellyeah 03/07/24 5:15:28 PM #83: |
Mistere_Man posted...
I have been wanting to get one of these, but I am not sure if I can stand the cold water blast, and definitely cant afford a heated one. Some say you get used to it, any owners know if that is true? Oh hell no, I didn't even think about that. That water is cold cold cold, oh goddamn --- This is a cool sig ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bnui_ransder 03/07/24 5:25:38 PM #84: |
https://youtu.be/klMnSlF9eQg?feature=shared
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Mistere_Man 03/07/24 5:31:34 PM #85: |
Lol holy crap!
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emblem-man 03/07/24 5:33:07 PM #86: |
bnui_ransder posted...
https://youtu.be/klMnSlF9eQg?feature=sharedhttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/62f2f561.jpg --- http://avatar.xboxlive.com/avatar/emblem%20boy/avatar-body.png haters gonna hate ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bnui_ransder 03/07/24 8:46:14 PM #87: |
Just installed a cabinet in a bathroom, and here's out future-proof outlet, for all your fancy butt ticklers
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vegeta415 03/07/24 8:51:48 PM #88: |
IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE. You will never feel cleaner. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GuerillaGorilla 03/07/24 9:01:11 PM #89: |
Who has electrical outlets right behind their toilet?
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Mistere_Man 03/07/24 9:03:43 PM #90: |
bnui_ransder posted...
Just installed a cabinet in a bathroom, and here's out future-proof outlet, for all your fancy butt ticklers Be sure to use one of those gfci plugs as it is so close to a water source. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BucketCat 03/07/24 9:09:02 PM #91: |
I once stayed at a hotel that had a bidet but I was constipated the whole trip so I never got a chance to use it.
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tripleh213 03/07/24 9:09:58 PM #92: |
May need to get one soon
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JTilly 03/07/24 9:10:22 PM #93: |
How well does a bidet work with messy diahrea?
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bnui_ransder 03/07/24 9:40:31 PM #94: |
GuerillaGorilla posted...
Who has electrical outlets right behind their toilet?Bidet people Mistere_Man posted... Be sure to use one of those gfci plugs as it is so close to a water source.Of course, each bathroom has 2 separate GFCI protected plugs, 1 the toilet and 1 near the sink --- http://bnuiransder.tumblr.com/ So much A R T ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheOtherMike 03/07/24 9:56:38 PM #95: |
JTilly posted...
How well does a bidet work with messy diahrea? Very well. Or so I heard from a friend. >_> --- Only two things can end a Republican's career - a dead girl or a live boy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CADE_FOSTER 03/08/24 12:51:53 AM #96: |
JTilly posted... How well does a bidet work with messy diahrea?watery stool it will work the best on ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kage_53 03/08/24 1:54:51 AM #97: |
Harpie posted... AHHH WHY TF WAS THE REAR WASH SO MUCH MORE POWERFUL THAN THE FEMININE ONE WTF Sounds like the making of a great porn movie. Anal adventures volume 1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rika_Furude 03/08/24 1:57:16 AM #98: |
How hard does it need to blast to clean properly otherwise if it doesnt blast hard then dont you still need paper anyway ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CADE_FOSTER 03/08/24 2:22:43 AM #99: |
top of the line ones will dry aswell ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jerry_Hellyeah 03/08/24 9:38:43 AM #100: |
CADE_FOSTER posted...
top of the line ones will dry aswell So it squirts on your ass then blows you? The future is NOW. --- This is a cool sig ... Copied to Clipboard!
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