Current Events > I got a bidet 4 days ago, installed it but still have not tried it

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Harpie
03/07/24 12:28:02 PM
#51:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c3514a5a.jpg
Review of rear wash:

THE FUCK
okay maybe I should have tried the lowest setting first but jfc I did not expect medium to feel like the bidet was Germany and my butthole was France circa 1940

Test wipe however was clean

Overall a 6/10 but I will try again later at the lowest setting

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emblem-man
03/07/24 12:28:22 PM
#52:


ItsNotA2Mer posted...
I love that you have an assortment of fruit rollups for the guests. Super classy!

Lol


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Strider102
03/07/24 12:35:59 PM
#53:


Harpie posted...
AHHH WHY TF WAS THE REAR WASH SO MUCH MORE POWERFUL THAN THE FEMININE ONE WTF

on medium setting I WAS BEING VIOLATED

This is someone's fetish.

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Cheater87
03/07/24 12:36:45 PM
#54:


Once you use one, it is hard to not have one.

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Cocytus
03/07/24 12:37:30 PM
#55:


Scary

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Starks
03/07/24 12:38:38 PM
#56:


I don't have a hot water line unless I drill into my sink cabinet. That's the main thing holding me back.

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Harpie
03/07/24 12:41:07 PM
#57:


ItsNotA2Mer posted...
I love that you have an assortment of fruit rollups for the guests. Super classy!
Yes yes always gotta make sure that all 2 of my annual guests never go hungry

ClayGuida posted...
What's the splash zone?
The what now

Strider102 posted...
This is someone's fetish.
pls no

Starks posted...
I don't have a hot water line unless I drill into my sink cabinet. That's the main thing holding me back.
Mine doesnt have hot water, and afaik the hot water models get it from electricity not from the water line

Cheater87 posted...
Once you use one, it is hard to not have one.
I mean, Im already using way less TP. It does feel a lot cleaner

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Crimsoness
03/07/24 12:43:12 PM
#58:


Notice me Harpie!

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Foppe
03/07/24 12:44:30 PM
#59:


Harpie posted...
pls no
Soon Medium is not enough for you.

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Harpie
03/07/24 12:44:37 PM
#60:


Crimsoness posted...
Then she pooped all over those guys
And ILL DO IT AGAIN MWHAHAHA

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Starks
03/07/24 12:45:59 PM
#61:


Harpie posted...
Mine doesnt have hot water, and afaik the hot water models get it from electricity not from the water line
This is false

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Heineken14
03/07/24 12:46:55 PM
#62:


ClayGuida posted...
What's the splash zone?

They give you a poncho at the door, like a Gallagher concert.

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Harpie
03/07/24 12:46:56 PM
#63:


Starks posted...
This is false
:0

Then why do they need an outlet??

Foppe posted...
Soon Medium is not enough for you.
I refuse to go down this dark path

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Starks
03/07/24 12:47:14 PM
#64:


Harpie posted...
Then why do they need an outlet??
...they don't

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bnui_ransder
03/07/24 12:51:06 PM
#65:


The fancy ones do yeah

But like Starks is saying, if you want to have hot water without power it involves changing out your hot water valve under your sink, drilling a hole in the cabinet and running a hose through

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Harpie
03/07/24 12:51:44 PM
#66:


Starks posted...
...they don't
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c4f2b41c.jpg
u sit on a throne of lies

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Harpie
03/07/24 12:52:47 PM
#67:


bnui_ransder posted...
The fancy ones do yeah

But like Starks is saying, if you want to have hot water without power it involves changing out your hot water valve under your sink, drilling a hole in the cabinet and running a hose through
wow who would ever do that when you can just run an extension cord?

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Strider102
03/07/24 12:52:50 PM
#68:


Harpie posted...
And ILL DO IT AGAIN MWHAHAHA

That's kinda hot

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DocileOrangeCup
03/07/24 12:55:46 PM
#69:


Dude you aren't supposed to let it touch u directly... You're supposed to poop at the same time it sprays so you guys have a beam struggle like in Dragon ball z.

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Starks
03/07/24 1:11:32 PM
#70:


The nozzles are self-cleaning, so it's okay if you shit on them.

/s

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PoopPotato
03/07/24 1:27:21 PM
#71:


I love the full on Gallick Gun blast to my meat star.
If I can relax enough, it'll work like an enema and flush out any stragglers just sitting around having a smoke break in my rectum.

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texanfan27
03/07/24 1:42:26 PM
#72:


DocileOrangeCup posted...
Dude you aren't supposed to let it touch u directly... You're supposed to poop at the same time it sprays so you guys have a beam struggle like in Dragon ball z.

I dont even want to imagine what happens if you lose that beam struggle.

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Strider102
03/07/24 1:44:28 PM
#73:


texanfan27 posted...
I dont even want to imagine what happens if you lose that beam struggle.

According to legend it's something beautiful.

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CE_gonna_CE
03/07/24 2:46:00 PM
#74:


Harpie posted...
Review of rear wash:

THE FUCK
okay maybe I should have tried the lowest setting first but jfc I did not expect medium to feel like the bidet was Germany and my butthole was France circa 1940

Test wipe however was clean

Overall a 6/10 but I will try again later at the lowest setting
Yeah, definitely start low and ease into it. I had to do that, but I got used to it pretty quick and can handle the higher settings now.

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Guide
03/07/24 3:00:23 PM
#75:


CE_gonna_CE posted...
Yeah, definitely start low and ease into it. I had to do that, but I got used to it pretty quick and can handle the higher settings now.

Is this still about bidets, or...

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Jerry_Hellyeah
03/07/24 3:04:07 PM
#76:


CE_gonna_CE posted...
Yeah, definitely start low and ease into it. I had to do that, but I got used to it pretty quick and can handle the higher settings now.

Dude just tanked this topic so goddamn hard.

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Strider102
03/07/24 3:18:11 PM
#77:


CE_gonna_CE posted...
Yeah, definitely start low and ease into it. I had to do that, but I got used to it pretty quick and can handle the higher settings now.

Imma need to see video of you handling it

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Starks
03/07/24 3:19:50 PM
#78:


I was in Japan a few weeks ago. The bidet won't do all the work, especially if you're anal about wiping until clean TP.

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emblem-man
03/07/24 3:35:28 PM
#79:


Wipe, Bidet, wipe

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CE_gonna_CE
03/07/24 4:06:54 PM
#80:


Strider102 posted...
Imma need to see video of you handling it
Well thats not ToS friendly!

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Ruvan22
03/07/24 5:01:49 PM
#81:


Harpie posted...


I refuse to go down this dark path

/rimshot
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Mistere_Man
03/07/24 5:09:12 PM
#82:


I have been wanting to get one of these, but I am not sure if I can stand the cold water blast, and definitely cant afford a heated one. Some say you get used to it, any owners know if that is true?

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Jerry_Hellyeah
03/07/24 5:15:28 PM
#83:


Mistere_Man posted...
I have been wanting to get one of these, but I am not sure if I can stand the cold water blast, and definitely cant afford a heated one. Some say you get used to it, any owners know if that is true?

Oh hell no, I didn't even think about that. That water is cold cold cold, oh goddamn

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bnui_ransder
03/07/24 5:25:38 PM
#84:


https://youtu.be/klMnSlF9eQg?feature=shared

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Mistere_Man
03/07/24 5:31:34 PM
#85:


Lol holy crap!

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emblem-man
03/07/24 5:33:07 PM
#86:


bnui_ransder posted...
https://youtu.be/klMnSlF9eQg?feature=shared
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/62f2f561.jpg

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bnui_ransder
03/07/24 8:46:14 PM
#87:


Just installed a cabinet in a bathroom, and here's out future-proof outlet, for all your fancy butt ticklers

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/bf722139.jpg


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vegeta415
03/07/24 8:51:48 PM
#88:


IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE. You will never feel cleaner.
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GuerillaGorilla
03/07/24 9:01:11 PM
#89:


Who has electrical outlets right behind their toilet?

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Mistere_Man
03/07/24 9:03:43 PM
#90:


bnui_ransder posted...
Just installed a cabinet in a bathroom, and here's out future-proof outlet, for all your fancy butt ticklers

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/bf722139.jpg

Be sure to use one of those gfci plugs as it is so close to a water source.

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BucketCat
03/07/24 9:09:02 PM
#91:


I once stayed at a hotel that had a bidet but I was constipated the whole trip so I never got a chance to use it.
like tears in rain...

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tripleh213
03/07/24 9:09:58 PM
#92:


May need to get one soon

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JTilly
03/07/24 9:10:22 PM
#93:


How well does a bidet work with messy diahrea?

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bnui_ransder
03/07/24 9:40:31 PM
#94:


GuerillaGorilla posted...
Who has electrical outlets right behind their toilet?
Bidet people

Mistere_Man posted...
Be sure to use one of those gfci plugs as it is so close to a water source.
Of course, each bathroom has 2 separate GFCI protected plugs, 1 the toilet and 1 near the sink

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TheOtherMike
03/07/24 9:56:38 PM
#95:


JTilly posted...
How well does a bidet work with messy diahrea?

Very well. Or so I heard from a friend. >_>

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CADE_FOSTER
03/08/24 12:51:53 AM
#96:


JTilly posted...
How well does a bidet work with messy diahrea?
watery stool it will work the best on
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kage_53
03/08/24 1:54:51 AM
#97:


Harpie posted...
AHHH WHY TF WAS THE REAR WASH SO MUCH MORE POWERFUL THAN THE FEMININE ONE WTF

on medium setting I WAS BEING VIOLATED

Sounds like the making of a great porn movie.

Anal adventures volume 1
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Rika_Furude
03/08/24 1:57:16 AM
#98:


How hard does it need to blast to clean properly

otherwise if it doesnt blast hard then dont you still need paper anyway
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CADE_FOSTER
03/08/24 2:22:43 AM
#99:


top of the line ones will dry aswell
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Jerry_Hellyeah
03/08/24 9:38:43 AM
#100:


CADE_FOSTER posted...
top of the line ones will dry aswell

So it squirts on your ass then blows you?

The future is NOW.

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