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Block_that_Kick 03/01/24 9:40:44 AM #1:	Lots of medical jargon, but in summary, Biden like most 81 year olds has his physical issues but overall is healthy. https://www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/Health-Summary-2.28.pdf --- The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off. <cite>Block_that_Kick posted [p:979127815] in White Hous... [t:80709834]...</cite> <quote>Lots of medical jargon, but in summary, Biden like most 81 year olds has his physical issues but overall is healthy. https://www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/Health-Summary-2.28.pdf </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 03/01/24 9:47:59 AM #2:	The healthiest person the doctor has ever seen, phenomenal health, too healthy even. --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom https://i.imgur.com/0EJvC4l.jpg <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:979127939] in White Hous... [t:80709834]...</cite> <quote>The healthiest person the doctor has ever seen, phenomenal health, too healthy even. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
K181 03/01/24 9:51:27 AM #3:	Goodness, imagine how many gods he could've slain back in his prime. --- Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less. <cite>K181 posted [p:979127992] in White Hous... [t:80709834]...</cite> <quote>Goodness, imagine how many gods he could've slain back in his prime. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CyricZ 03/01/24 9:52:05 AM #5:	So healthy he consumed the entire medical team with his radiance and they just dissolved into dark stains on the floor. [LFAQs-redacted-quote] Would you rather they not use the proper medical terms? --- CyricZ He/him http://twitch.tv/cyricz42 <cite>CyricZ posted [p:979128002] in White Hous... [t:80709834]...</cite> <quote>So healthy he consumed the entire medical team with his radiance and they just dissolved into dark stains on the floor.<cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Would you rather they not use the proper medical terms? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 03/01/24 9:53:43 AM #6:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0c99c0e0.jpg ~~Inb4 an enlightened centrist uses this as proof that 'Biden cultists' exist when I'm clearly just making a joke.~~ --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:979128026] in White Hous... [t:80709834]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0c99c0e0.jpgInb4 an enlightened centrist uses this as proof that 'Biden cultists' exist when I'm clearly just making a joke. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TMOG 03/01/24 9:54:08 AM #7:	Were_Wyrm posted... The healthiest person the doctor has ever seen, phenomenal health, too healthy even. So healthy, in fact, that when he entered the room the doctor's own eyesight improved and he no longer needed glasses. <cite>TMOG posted [p:979128031] in White Hous... [t:80709834]...</cite> <quote>Were_Wyrm posted... </cite><quote>The healthiest person the doctor has ever seen, phenomenal health, too healthy even.</quote>So healthy, in fact, that when he entered the room the doctor's own eyesight improved and he no longer needed glasses.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssb_yunglink2 03/01/24 9:57:04 AM #8:	Were_Wyrm posted... The healthiest person the doctor has ever seen, phenomenal health, too healthy even. The doctor actually became ill from the amount of pure life energy exuded --- Hee Ho <cite>ssb_yunglink2 posted [p:979128077] in White Hous... [t:80709834]...</cite> <quote>Were_Wyrm posted... </cite><quote>The healthiest person the doctor has ever seen, phenomenal health, too healthy even.</quote>The doctor actually became ill from the amount of pure life energy exuded </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heineken14 03/01/24 10:00:00 AM #9:	From what I'm reading, Biden could live to be 200... no, 400 years old! --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. <cite>Heineken14 posted [p:979128122] in White Hous... [t:80709834]...</cite> <quote>From what I'm reading, Biden could live to be 200... no, 400 years old! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MacadamianNut3 03/01/24 10:14:35 AM #10:	Damn @ the girth of that schmeat --- Roll Tide & Go Irish <cite>MacadamianNut3 posted [p:979128322] in White Hous... [t:80709834]...</cite> <quote>Damn @ the girth of that schmeat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 03/01/24 10:16:53 AM #11:	All these topics making fun of my small penis are annoying --- See profile pic <cite>Irony posted [p:979128348] in White Hous... [t:80709834]...</cite> <quote>All these topics making fun of my small penis are annoying </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 03/01/24 10:18:54 AM #12:	Biden has the strength and stamina of a heavyweight boxer. /some dumb shit Fox said about Trump after he got Covid. --- Genius, Thousandaire, Playboy, Philanthropist <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:979128376] in White Hous... [t:80709834]...</cite> <quote>Biden has the strength and stamina of a heavyweight boxer. /some dumb shit Fox said about Trump after he got Covid. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheSuperSilver 03/01/24 11:00:53 PM #13:	Read the whole thing - nothing too exciting for me as a pharmacist. I would have appreciated seeing the specific numbers from his BMP and the dosing of his medications. Only recommendation I would have is to take that esomeprazole in the morning (1 hour before eating breakfast) and to take the famotidine concurrently to facilitate compliance. I've never heard of taking a PPI once daily in the evening. --- When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps. - Confucius <cite>TheSuperSilver posted [p:979140713] in White Hous... [t:80709834]...</cite> <quote>Read the whole thing - nothing too exciting for me as a pharmacist.I would have appreciated seeing the specific numbers from his BMP and the dosing of his medications. Only recommendation I would have is to take that esomeprazole in the morning (1 hour before eating breakfast) and to take the famotidine concurrently to facilitate compliance. I've never heard of taking a PPI once daily in the evening. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thud 03/01/24 11:17:12 PM #14:	The man has been wealthy a majority of his life, has had access to the best doctors, hasn't seen a hard day's work in 50+ years, and generally takes care of himself so it tracks that he would be reasonably healthy. Meanwhile, Trump is out there crushing Big Macs, considers golf to be exercise, shitposting until 4am and is prone to fits of rage. --- If anyone disparaged you the way you disparage yourself, I would wish to strike them with an axe <cite>Thud posted [p:979140919] in White Hous... [t:80709834]...</cite> <quote>The man has been wealthy a majority of his life, has had access to the best doctors, hasn't seen a hard day's work in 50+ years, and generally takes care of himself so it tracks that he would be reasonably healthy. Meanwhile, Trump is out there crushing Big Macs, considers golf to be exercise, shitposting until 4am and is prone to fits of rage. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EPR-radar 03/01/24 11:26:11 PM #15:	Thud posted... The man has been wealthy a majority of his life, has had access to the best doctors, hasn't seen a hard day's work in 50+ years, and generally takes care of himself so it tracks that he would be reasonably healthy. Meanwhile, Trump is out there crushing Big Macs, considers golf to be exercise, shitposting until 4am and is prone to fits of rage. Unfortunately, Satan doesn't want the competition, so I wouldn't count on Trump dying of his wretched excesses any time soon. --- "The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." -- 1984 <cite>EPR-radar posted [p:979141014] in White Hous... [t:80709834]...</cite> <quote>Thud posted... </cite><quote>The man has been wealthy a majority of his life, has had access to the best doctors, hasn't seen a hard day's work in 50+ years, and generally takes care of himself so it tracks that he would be reasonably healthy. Meanwhile, Trump is out there crushing Big Macs, considers golf to be exercise, shitposting until 4am and is prone to fits of rage.</quote>Unfortunately, Satan doesn't want the competition, so I wouldn't count on Trump dying of his wretched excesses any time soon. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Arbron 03/01/24 11:31:26 PM #16:	EPR-radar posted... Unfortunately, Satan doesn't want the competition, so I wouldn't count on Trump dying of his wretched excesses any time soon. Even Henry Kissinger couldnt hold out forever, so theres still hope. --- "How is that a religious topic? That's just me talking about GOD." -Frostmourne <cite>Dark_Arbron posted [p:979141067] in White Hous... [t:80709834]...</cite> <quote>EPR-radar posted... </cite><quote>Unfortunately, Satan doesn't want the competition, so I wouldn't count on Trump dying of his wretched excesses any time soon.</quote>Even Henry Kissinger couldnt hold out forever, so theres still hope. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon 03/01/24 11:32:26 PM #17:	EPR-radar posted... Unfortunately, Satan doesn't want the competition, so I wouldn't count on Trump dying of his wretched excesses any time soon. Satan could take Hitler. I'm sure he can handle a 'Great Value' close to his expiration date. (Note to mods: Literal Holocaust survivors have compared Trump to Hitler) --- Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile) <cite>Umbreon posted [p:979141078] in White Hous... [t:80709834]...</cite> <quote>EPR-radar posted... </cite><quote>Unfortunately, Satan doesn't want the competition, so I wouldn't count on Trump dying of his wretched excesses any time soon.</quote>Satan could take Hitler. I'm sure he can handle a 'Great Value' close to his expiration date.(Note to mods: Literal Holocaust survivors have compared Trump to Hitler) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PeteyParker 03/01/24 11:37:38 PM #18:	I wonder how many cult members will have a meltdown and say these results are fake while simultaneously believing an orange fat fuck is a 6'3" 215 lb Adonis? --- "How can.. the Prime minister.. support a law.. that makes it illegal for people.. who....What I'm trying to say is.. Oasis rules!" <cite>PeteyParker posted [p:979141140] in White Hous... [t:80709834]...</cite> <quote>I wonder how many cult members will have a meltdown and say these results are fake while simultaneously believing an orange fat fuck is a 6'3" 215 lb Adonis? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Arbron 03/01/24 11:41:35 PM #19:	PeteyParker posted... I wonder how many cult members will have a meltdown and say these results are fake while simultaneously believing an orange fat fuck is a 6'3" 215 lb Adonis? Id draw you two circles but youre only gonna need one. --- "How is that a religious topic? That's just me talking about GOD." -Frostmourne <cite>Dark_Arbron posted [p:979141169] in White Hous... [t:80709834]...</cite> <quote>PeteyParker posted... </cite><quote>I wonder how many cult members will have a meltdown and say these results are fake while simultaneously believing an orange fat fuck is a 6'3" 215 lb Adonis?</quote>Id draw you two circles but youre only gonna need one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kradek 03/02/24 2:27:19 AM #20:	Were_Wyrm posted... The healthiest person the doctor has ever seen, phenomenal health, too healthy even. If only he had never eaten ice cream he could have lived to 400! --- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) <cite>Kradek posted [p:979142694] in White Hous... [t:80709834]...</cite> <quote>Were_Wyrm posted... </cite><quote>The healthiest person the doctor has ever seen, phenomenal health, too healthy even.</quote>If only he had never eaten ice cream he could have lived to 400! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heineken14 03/02/24 2:28:35 AM #21:	PeteyParker posted... I wonder how many cult members will have a meltdown and say these results are fake while simultaneously believing an orange fat fuck is a 6'3" 215 lb Adonis? I very seriously doubt they even know about it. --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. <cite>Heineken14 posted [p:979142703] in White Hous... [t:80709834]...</cite> <quote>PeteyParker posted... </cite><quote>I wonder how many cult members will have a meltdown and say these results are fake while simultaneously believing an orange fat fuck is a 6'3" 215 lb Adonis?</quote>I very seriously doubt they even know about it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 03/02/24 2:28:41 AM #22:	Remember when Trump claimed his doctor said he was the most healthy man in the world and not fat? >_> --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:979142704] in White Hous... [t:80709834]...</cite> <quote>Remember when Trump claimed his doctor said he was the most healthy man in the world and not fat? >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere_Man 03/02/24 2:29:37 AM #23:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] The Disgaea fans know why. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere_Man posted [p:979142713] in White Hous... [t:80709834]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> The Disgaea fans know why. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon 03/02/24 2:50:32 AM #24:	Mistere_Man posted... The Disgaea fans know why. Now THAT'S dangerous! --- Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile) <cite>Umbreon posted [p:979142867] in White Hous... [t:80709834]...</cite> <quote>Mistere_Man posted... </cite><quote>The Disgaea fans know why.</quote>Now THAT'S dangerous! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
megamanfreakXD 03/02/24 2:56:18 AM #25:	Tag, would be an interesting read for later. Can give a explain like I am five type of summary if needed. --- https://imgur.com/siho8xp http://error1355.com/ce/megamanfreakXD.html <cite>megamanfreakXD posted [p:979142922] in White Hous... [t:80709834]...</cite> <quote>Tag, would be an interesting read for later. Can give a explain like I am five type of summary if needed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere_Man 03/02/24 3:00:26 AM #26:	Umbreon posted... Now THAT'S dangerous! Exactly! --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere_Man posted [p:979142956] in White Hous... [t:80709834]...</cite> <quote>Umbreon posted... </cite><quote>Now THAT'S dangerous!</quote>Exactly! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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