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Humble_Novice
03/01/24 12:35:26 AM
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https://www.wtrf.com/west-virginia/west-virginia-is-the-only-remaining-state-that-doesnt-ban-beastiality/

For the first time, Oregon ranks as the top state for animal protection laws according to the annual U.S. State Animal Protection Laws Ranking Report published by the Animal Legal Defense Fund, the nations preeminent legal advocacy organization for animals.

According to the ALDF, it is the longest-running and most authoritative report of its kind. The 18th annual year-end report (2023) assesses the relative strengths and weaknesses of each U.S. state and territorys animal protection laws and ranks them accordingly.

Oregon is followed by Maine (2), Illinois (3), Massachusetts (4), and Colorado (5). In 2023, North Dakota sank to the bottom of the rankings in 50th place, with Alabama (49), Idaho (48), South Carolina (47), and Kentucky (46) rounding out the states with the weakest animal protection laws.

While the report explains a continuing trend in 2023 was the enactment of laws prohibiting the sexual assault of animals, ALDF says every state except West Virginia has some law banning sexual assault of animals, with New Mexico and the District of Columbia enacting such laws for the first time in 2023, and Connecticut enacting a law closing a loophole which had impeded successful prosecutions for those who sexually assault animals.

According to ALDF, a new trend highlighted in the report is bond-or-forfeit laws, which help alleviate the financial burden on cities and counties caring for animals who have been seized pursuant to an animal cruelty case.

It may take months or even years before a criminal case is fully adjudicated.

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MabusIncarnate
03/01/24 12:37:28 AM
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Oh, so banging horses isn't FREEDOM?

I thought this was MURICA!

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Zikten
03/01/24 12:37:42 AM
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Poor west Virginian animals.....
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FortuneCookie
03/01/24 12:38:47 AM
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West Virginia: the only state where you can legally lose your virginity to a dog

>_>
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Dark_Arbron
03/01/24 12:39:33 AM
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FortuneCookie posted...
West Virginia: the only state where you can legally lose your virginity to a dog

>_>

For some people that might be their best chance.

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FolkenRawr
03/01/24 12:43:40 AM
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Dark_Arbron posted...
For some people that might be their best chance.

And for a lot of people the equivalent, albeit non-literal, experience is the same

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Dark_Arbron
03/01/24 12:47:11 AM
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FolkenRawr posted...
And for a lot of people the equivalent, albeit non-literal, experience is the same

I have a new West Virginian girlfriend, but the sex is dogshit.
So, just to clarify

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Paragon21XX
03/01/24 12:53:39 AM
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Cenk Uygur wishes to know more.

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AldousIsDead
03/01/24 12:56:41 AM
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Oh what the hell New Mexico, 2023?

Fuck, we are lucky the south exists.

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GranQroppoop
03/01/24 12:59:32 AM
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It had been legal in 21 States at the start of the 2000s so WV is slow, but not that slow.

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Bugmeat
03/01/24 1:22:51 AM
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Even in the states that didn't have specific laws for sex with animals they would just those people with animal cruelty or something else along those lines.


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WilliamPorygon
03/01/24 1:56:53 AM
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I won't give my full opinions cause I'll be modded for wrongthink, but I'm for laws that protect animals from cruelty and abuse such as sexual assault.

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NeonOPPAl
03/01/24 2:15:35 AM
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Is it like that one town in Columbia where they treat it like just a normal everyday thing? >______>

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MabusIncarnate
03/01/24 2:27:34 AM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
I won't give my full opinions cause I'll be modded for wrongthink, but I'm for laws that protect animals from cruelty and abuse such as sexual assault.
Jfc stop fucking dolphins

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kelemvor
03/04/24 7:15:53 AM
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It wasn't even that long ago it was somewhat common to find that shit online. I'm not sure what the laws are on possession of animal porn or if it's just illegal to make it.
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Dark_Arbron
03/04/24 7:24:39 AM
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kelemvor posted...
It wasn't even that long ago it was somewhat common to find that shit online. I'm not sure what the laws are on possession of animal porn or if it's just illegal to make it.

In Australia I believe it's classified as "indecent material" to both possess and produce. Though of course production would carry other charges.

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BunkerBoy
03/04/24 7:52:36 AM
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Is it coincidence that West Virginia had the highest percentage of Trump votes?
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Alles-Losen
03/04/24 7:54:31 AM
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Where was Thermite from again?

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tremain07
03/04/24 8:03:08 AM
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Topic reminds me to that time someone really overshared their knowledge of horse pussy the whole topic was full of O_O type reactions

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GranQroppoop
03/04/24 11:23:14 AM
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Th3HonestTruth posted...

What are those?

Made illegal in:
2001 - Iowa, Maine, Oregon
2002 - Missouri
2003 - Illinois, South Dakota
2006 - Arizona, Washington
2007 - Colorado, Indiana, Tennessee
2010 - Alaska
2011 - Florida
2014 - Alabama
2015 - New Jersey
2017 - Nevada, New Hampshire, Ohio, Texas, Vermont
2018 - Louisiana
2019 - Kentucky
2021 - Hawaii, Wyoming
2023 - New Mexico, (Connecticut closed a legal loophole as mentioned in the topic's first post)

So I had miscounted, it was 25 or 26 depending on how you view CT's loophole. I should have known since I used to remember it as beastiality being legal in half the country.

Delaware, Washington D.C., and Utah banned it in the 1990s and Idaho was the 70s. All the other states had it banned between the 1600s and 1900s.

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DnDer
03/04/24 11:29:05 AM
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Computer: overlay a map of red states that ban animal sexual abuse with a map of red states that still allow child marriages. Highlight any states that have actively fought to keep child marriages in place in the last ten years.

$10 says every last one of them that's protecting dogs is actively working against protecting children.

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McMarbles
03/04/24 11:36:36 AM
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They looked at Oklahoma and said Oh, we can be much worse.

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DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC
03/04/24 11:43:37 AM
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Reminds me of the old joke:

How did the West Virginian farmer find the sheep in the tall grass?

Very satisfying. ^_^

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kelemvor
03/04/24 1:40:51 PM
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tremain07 posted...
Topic reminds me to that time someone really overshared their knowledge of horse pussy the whole topic was full of O_O type reactions

Maybe he worked on a ranch or farm? It doesn't have to be too weird if you work with animals. I've had to help deliver puppies and one set of twins got "stuck". I had to get them out, of course.
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AldousIsDead
03/05/24 2:19:02 AM
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tremain07 posted...
Topic reminds me to that time someone really overshared their knowledge of horse pussy the whole topic was full of O_O type reactions
Once upon a time I was a licensed sheep and deer inseminator. Yes that's a thing.

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angeleyes94
03/05/24 2:29:08 AM
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Paragon21XX posted...
Cenk Uygur wishes to know more.


Vaush has joined the chat.

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WilliamPorygon
03/05/24 2:51:28 AM
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AldousIsDead posted...
Once upon a time I was a licensed sheep and deer inseminator. Yes that's a thing.
I've always found it ridiculous how apparently it's perfectly fine to put a condom on an animal and whack him off or induce him into using a fleshlight-type device to get his semen and then use it to artificially inseminate a female who may not even want to be pregnant, but do the same thing because either or both of you actually enjoy it and somehow that's abuse all of a sudden.

Also quit bumping this topic

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BloodMoon7
03/05/24 2:58:43 AM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
I've always found it ridiculous how apparently it's perfectly fine to put a condom on an animal and whack him off or induce him into using a fleshlight-type device to get his semen and then use it to artificially inseminate a female who may not even want to be pregnant, but do the same thing because either or both of you actually enjoy it and somehow that's abuse all of a sudden.

Also quit bumping this topic
How would you know this... I don't want a response, I just want you to think about this post you just made.
>_>

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Jerry_Hellyeah
03/05/24 4:35:12 PM
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As a resident of WV

If ya'll want these people breeding with other human beings, by all means speak up.

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DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC
03/05/24 4:38:00 PM
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Jerry_Hellyeah posted...
As a resident of WV

If ya'll want these people breeding with other human beings, by all means speak up.
Fair point.

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Jerry_Hellyeah
03/05/24 4:39:35 PM
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NeonOPPAl posted...
Is it like that one town in Columbia where they treat it like just a normal everyday thing? >______>

Bro how you gonna say you hear about that shit and not VERY SPECIFICALLY remember the name?

Probably oughtta know that one.

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Kradek
03/05/24 4:42:00 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
I won't give my full opinions cause I'll be modded for wrongthink

*user is currently not active*

Guess they got him in something else lol.

Oh, I see I just didn't go far enough in the thread.

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AldousIsDead
03/05/24 5:07:06 PM
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bump

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02fran
03/07/24 2:21:58 AM
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DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC posted...
Fair point.
Given that human can consent even if below the ground standards and animals can't...
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kage_53
03/07/24 2:26:30 AM
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I still remember in the 2000s when a guy in Washington state died from taking it in the ass from a horse. That was crazy.

it was only after that incident that all forms of animal sex were banned here.
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Dark_Arbron
03/07/24 3:13:44 AM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
I won't give my full opinions cause I'll be modded for wrongthink

Hasnt happened yet. Likely never will.

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