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Hey ugky

Hi dere, ho dere!

So... he's returned. Time to bring out the $3 wine.

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Monkey_Shines posted...

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Monkey_Shines posted...

https://imgur.com/a/uJHQbej

https://imgur.com/BnYGJc0

It's a Christmas FUCKING Miracle! in March!

NeonOPPAl posted...

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Is that the mom from Big Hero 6

SomeLikeItHoth posted...

Is that the mom from Big Hero 6

(sound on)
https://imgur.com/h4UYSvZ

Lmfao!!!

What???

Just in time for Cute White Chicks Month.

Who are you?

Every time Vegy is banned, I feel sick to my stomach.

I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of Vegy's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Warned" or "Suspended", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react.

This evening was an evening like any other. I was hanging out at my crib (street vernacular for "house") with some of my friends and we were watching Wednesday Night Football (we tape Monday Night Football and watch it on Wednesday) and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Let me tell you boys, we were are completely Hard (slang for drinking many Mike's Hard Lemonades) the entire time. I looked over at my buddy and I could see he had a Hard one right in the front of his pants! I thought that was funny because normally we put them on coasters on the table. I realized my own Mike's Hard was getting low and I said to my buddy "hey, can you toss me another Hard one?"

He informed me that we were all out and I'd have to get more Mike's Hards. I figured I could just have a swig of his and asked if I could put my mouth on his Hard one. He laughed, because we were both drunk and would normally never do this (because of germs; sharing a drink is disgusting), but eventually he gave in. I grabbed the smooth shaft of the bottle and just as I was about to put it in my mouth, my phone rang.

Vegy was Banned.

I howled. I let out a howl so loud and piercing that it woke up my son. I normally make him go to bed on Wednesday nights at 5:30pm partially because I don't want him to see me getting Hard with other men (the kid doesn't need to be exposed to heavy drinking at his age) and also because he's an annoying little shit and is usually asking questions about football, as if he were a nerd or something.

Tears rolled down my cheeks. I didn't know what to do. I kept refreshing the GameFAQs page, hoping that this was some kind of mistake. Maybe some moderator was intending to remove a post praising the KKK but had accidentally clicked on the innocent Vegy link. Alas, this was not the case.

By this point, my friends were all visibly upset and I noticed they were trying to leave, even though we were only part of the way through the game. "No!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was inconsolable. I began thrashing about, throwing my collection of decorative throwing knives all over the crib (apartment). One knife struck my Native American friend, Big Bear Jim, in the neck. Blood gashed from his open wound, staining the carpet a deep red and splashing the walls. Blood was everywhere. A sickly iron scent loomed in the air as Death claimed Big Bear Jim.

My son knew he needed to act quick. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small crucifix. "Dad!" He yelled. "Remember how Christ died for your sins? Well, Vegy did the same thing. He will live in our hearts forever, and hopefully in 3 days he will rise again from the depths of banned and post wonderful stories about ugky people on CE again."

At that moment, I knew my son was right. My rage quelled. I tossed Big Bear Jim's corpse into the dumpster and put my son into the Punishment Closet, as he had broken one of my most important rules of the house (never make eye contact with me).

Anyway, I really just miss Vegy and I think the mods should reconsider his warning.

tl;dr - free Vegy

You can go away again

Kisses honey

FortuneCookie posted...

Just in time for Cute White Chicks Month.

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I mean, he has my old tag, so it must be his account.

But seriously, what dark necromancer shit is this?

Getting unbannend after nearly half a year?

Some weak shit Admin we have now I guess, bring fucking Duckbear back.

MabusIncarnate posted...

Some weak shit Admin we have now I guess, bring fucking Duckbear back.

Ducky is welcome to come back anytime

Only he holds that power

I thought he got axed, sorry for the lash out then.

somehow vegy returned

No. I had all your alts ignored for a reason. Bye again

toreysback posted...

somehow vegy returned

The Perverted side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be unnatural.

In the dim glow of his computer screen, Vegy, the notorious sexual delinquent of the GameFAQs community, plotted his return. After being banned for his inappropriate antics, he devised a plan to redeem himself.
With a newfound determination, Vegy started contributing insightful game guides and engaging in meaningful discussions. Slowly, he gained the trust of the community members who were initially skeptical of his return.
As weeks passed, Vegy's reputation transformed from that of a troublemaker to a valuable contributor. He established himself as a respected member, leaving behind the shadow of his past. The community, recognizing his efforts, welcomed him back with open arms.
Vegy's return became a story of redemption and personal growth, proving that even the most infamous characters can change their ways when given a second chance in the virtual realms of GameFAQs.

shnangyboos posted...

In the dim glow of his computer screen, Vegy, the notorious sexual delinquent of the GameFAQs community, plotted his return. After being banned for his inappropriate antics, he devised a plan to redeem himself.
With a newfound determination, Vegy started contributing insightful game guides and engaging in meaningful discussions. Slowly, he gained the trust of the community members who were initially skeptical of his return.
As weeks passed, Vegy's reputation transformed from that of a troublemaker to a valuable contributor. He established himself as a respected member, leaving behind the shadow of his past. The community, recognizing his efforts, welcomed him back with open arms.
Vegy's return became a story of redemption and personal growth, proving that even the most infamous characters can change their ways when given a second chance in the virtual realms of GameFAQs.

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MegaTech posted...

Hey ugky

I came back for Megatech ;)

CEJesus has been resurrected.

Spill the beans and tell us what happened

Gross

Guess whos back, back again, Vegys back, tell a friend.

mustachedmystic posted...

Guess whos back, back again, Vegys back, tell a friend.

Vegy needs to quit playing games with my heart

some men said he could fly
others said he could swim

CE's ready

Damn, FF7Rebirth, unsbober since a few months last, Im with my man, Vegy is back.

Best day 2024

This is the true FF7 Rebirth.

It's real...I have a PM for that account

Its good to have you back

Welcome back Veg-meister.

vegys can lick too

Welp, guess I'm adding a fourth name to my block list

TMOG posted...

Welp, guess I'm adding a fourth name to my block list

It's odd to me that people so often feel the need to announce when they are adding someone to their block list rather than just doing it. It comes across as attention seeking and trying to "get the last laugh"

Do you promise not to make 90% of your posts as topics exposing us to your public humiliation fetish with photos of random Asian women at the beach?

Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...

It's odd to me that people so often feel the need to announce when they are adding someone to their block list rather than just doing it. It comes across as attention seeking and trying to "get the last laugh"

It is, but it doesn't seem any more attention seeking than anything else on here.

one wouldn't think there would be attention-seekers in this topic

She says "hey ugky, welcome back to CE"