Current Events > $7,500 a month for 2 years but an alien follows you everywhere, observing you.

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UnfairRepresent
02/27/24 2:46:31 PM
#1:


Aliens from beyond the moon have decided they want to learn about Earth and picked you as one of the prime candidates for observation. They've offered you 180,000 American Dollars paid across 2 years (Money is after tax) but if you accept then for the next 2 years an alien researcher will follow you around everywhere at all times and make copious notes about everything you ever do no matter what it is.

And by everything this includes sleeping, working, using the toilet, meeting other people. The alien will never intervene but it will always be there watching you obsessively. And everything it documents will be taken to it's people to be analyzed to learn about Earth/humans.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/72439f77.jpg

Would you take it?

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archizzy
02/27/24 2:51:07 PM
#2:


All I do is work and hang out at home. Sure, wouldnt care and would be easy bonus money.

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Ratchetrockon
02/27/24 2:51:56 PM
#3:


deal!!!!!!!!

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UnicornRaline
02/27/24 2:52:10 PM
#4:


Sure fine, why not. I'll even offer to answer questions for more money.

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Ararararagi
02/27/24 2:55:22 PM
#5:


If that's what they look like, then yes.

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Jupiter
02/27/24 2:56:23 PM
#6:


So like, can other people see the alien?

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UnfairRepresent
02/27/24 2:57:11 PM
#7:


UnicornRaline posted...
Sure fine, why not. I'll even offer to answer questions for more money.
The alien won't ask you questions, it's just going to observe what you do.

Zoologists don't ask the lion why it's rolling around on the floor.

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Mearcstapa
02/27/24 2:59:07 PM
#8:


Is it a sexy alien?

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UnfairRepresent
02/27/24 4:06:54 PM
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Mearcstapa posted...
Is it a sexy alien?
Beauty is subjective

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Unsuprised_Pika
02/27/24 4:08:56 PM
#10:


Can I have their word they won't ever disclose any of their sights to other humans?

I'm pretty private.

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BewmHedshot
02/27/24 4:09:14 PM
#11:


I hope the aliens don't get bored easily, for their sake.
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AldousIsDead
02/27/24 4:19:52 PM
#12:


I am going to be masturbating like... alot.

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Jupiter
02/27/24 4:20:30 PM
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Jupiter posted...
So like, can other people see the alien?


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bigblu89
02/27/24 4:45:25 PM
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Assuming the whole world knows about it, and people aren't reacting in horror every time I walk into a room with an alien in tow, I think I could do it.

I don't know why they would choose someone that lives as boring of a life as I do, but money is money.

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ClayGuida
02/27/24 4:49:22 PM
#15:


So it's gonna watch me JO like 45 times a month?

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WingsOfGood
02/27/24 4:50:32 PM
#16:


so I can look at the weirdest fetish junk to confuse the aliens?
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LeoRavus
02/27/24 4:53:54 PM
#17:


He'll be so bored after 2 years he'll want his money back

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masterpug53
02/27/24 4:57:19 PM
#18:


lGNORE ME!!!

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mystic_belmont
02/27/24 4:58:30 PM
#19:


"Humans appear to enjoy the weekly ritual of board games and watching Babylon 5."

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UnfairRepresent
02/27/24 8:30:20 PM
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LeoRavus posted...
He'll be so bored after 2 years he'll want his money back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXD9HnrNrvk

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Deej
02/27/24 8:32:09 PM
#21:


That's my fetish

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Havik
02/27/24 8:40:18 PM
#22:


That's gonna be one bored alien.

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tripleh213
02/27/24 9:00:42 PM
#23:


It is about the same as that doll watching you so yea

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alfred_ashford
02/27/24 9:01:31 PM
#24:


Tbh, outside of private functions(bathrooms, sex, sleeping) i am already used to ppl doing this to me anyway. Minus the money of course. So yeah why not. At least itll be for science instead of douchery.

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Giacomo_Hawkins
02/27/24 9:06:27 PM
#25:


I don't object in terms of my personal life, but my employer would not be keen on learning that I am accepting money in exchange for constant monitoring given the data that I work with. Even if my employer would not be aware of the alien monitoring, I wouldn't agree to it.

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Jupiter
02/27/24 9:19:14 PM
#26:


Why does UnfairRepresent suck so much ass at answering questions in his topics?

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Zergrush80
02/27/24 9:40:14 PM
#27:


If they follow me, there will be three outcomes after their finish.

1: they gonna vaporize earth after I corrupt them.

2: they gonna enslave earth after I corrupt them.

3: If there are any woman among them, I will end up corrupting them.

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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
02/27/24 9:45:29 PM
#28:


I like how its basically a meme that you always have to specify its "after tax" in these sorts of topics.


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Revelation34
02/27/24 11:00:29 PM
#29:


UnfairRepresent posted...

Beauty is subjective


Will they probe me?

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BucketCat
02/27/24 11:05:56 PM
#30:


sure but how did they get that money?

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BloodMoon7
02/27/24 11:16:48 PM
#31:


*unzips*

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Mew
02/27/24 11:17:40 PM
#32:


Whats the downside?

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GGuirao13
02/28/24 3:01:20 AM
#33:


Easy money.

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UnfairRepresent
02/28/24 4:46:37 AM
#34:


Revelation34 posted...
Will they probe me?
No they will just observe

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Revelation34
02/28/24 4:55:38 AM
#35:


UnfairRepresent posted...

No they will just observe


Can I probe them?

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UnfairRepresent
02/28/24 8:50:53 AM
#36:


Revelation34 posted...
Can I probe them?
No

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tripleh213
02/28/24 8:56:57 AM
#37:


The more I think about it can I have two aliens for double the money? They can broadcast to two planets.

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Vengeance29
02/28/24 9:58:17 AM
#38:


I'd take it just for that deal.

Proof of extraterrestrial life being conditional on your presence...you'd end up making way more money than that.
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Ratchetrockon
02/28/24 10:02:58 AM
#39:


Will they save me in a dangerous situation or nah

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MegamanXfan21xx
02/28/24 10:06:14 AM
#40:


The alien's notes after the two years are up: "Subject constantly mated with its hand while maintaining eye contact with me. There is no intelligent life here. Abandon this planet and move on to the next one."

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UnfairRepresent
02/28/24 12:14:59 PM
#41:


Ratchetrockon posted...
Will they save me in a dangerous situation or nah
They will just observe

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reincarnator07
02/28/24 12:18:41 PM
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So I can get paid for what Google is already doing? Sweet.

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Iodine
02/28/24 12:48:11 PM
#43:


Would other people be able to see this alien?

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Revelation34
03/01/24 9:15:51 AM
#44:


UnfairRepresent posted...

No


No deal then.

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UnfairRepresent
03/02/24 5:22:01 PM
#45:


Sephiroth_C_Ryu posted...
I like how its basically a meme that you always have to specify its "after tax" in these sorts of topics.
Because if you don't some asswipe runs in and starts screaming about tax and/or tax evasion

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