Current Events > $500 but you turn into a virgin again

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NeonBoobs 02/18/24 7:33:44 AM #1:	If you're already a virgin, then you gotta bang twice before you lose it. Do you accept? --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonBoobs posted [p:978906038] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>If you're already a virgin, then you gotta bang twice before you lose it.Do you accept? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 02/18/24 7:35:48 AM #2:	Except my only quality is that I've had sex before --- See profile pic <cite>Irony posted [p:978906050] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>Except my only quality is that I've had sex before </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PraxagoraKassan 02/18/24 7:37:08 AM #3:	I use the virginity to make more money --- triple down <cite>PraxagoraKassan posted [p:978906060] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>I use the virginity to make more money </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere_Man 02/18/24 7:37:16 AM #4:	Free money? --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere_Man posted [p:978906062] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>Free money? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 02/18/24 7:38:38 AM #5:	So basically I get a free 500 dollars I'll take it <cite>Zikten posted [p:978906069] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>So basically I get a free 500 dollars I'll take it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tanthalas 02/18/24 7:40:03 AM #6:	It could be $1 and people would still take the free money. --- Sir Markham pointed out, drinking another brandy. "A chap who can point at you and say 'die' has the distinct advantage". <cite>Tanthalas posted [p:978906082] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>It could be $1 and people would still take the free money. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonBoobs 02/18/24 7:42:18 AM #7:	Guys it's not free. You turn into a virgin again --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonBoobs posted [p:978906093] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>Guys it's not free. You turn into a virgin again </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere_Man 02/18/24 7:44:31 AM #8:	NeonBoobs posted... Guys it's not free. You turn into a virgin again Yay free money! --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere_Man posted [p:978906101] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>NeonBoobs posted... </cite><quote>Guys it's not free. You turn into a virgin again</quote>Yay free money! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giacomo_Hawkins 02/18/24 7:47:43 AM #9:	Being married, I don't see a lot of downside. My husband and I will just have sex and boom problem (?) solved. --- Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey Chivalry be hanged, and so will you. <cite>Giacomo_Hawkins posted [p:978906119] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>Being married, I don't see a lot of downside. My husband and I will just have sex and boom problem (?) solved. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonBoobs 02/18/24 7:51:44 AM #10:	Giacomo_Hawkins posted... Being married, I don't see a lot of downside. My husband and I will just have sex and boom problem (?) solved. I guess but it's gonna be awkward. Do you wanna go through that again? --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonBoobs posted [p:978906143] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>Giacomo_Hawkins posted... </cite><quote>Being married, I don't see a lot of downside. My husband and I will just have sex and boom problem (?) solved.</quote>I guess but it's gonna be awkward. Do you wanna go through that again? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giacomo_Hawkins 02/18/24 7:55:03 AM #11:	NeonBoobs posted... I guess but it's gonna be awkward. Do you wanna go through that again? First time was pretty good. --- Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey Chivalry be hanged, and so will you. <cite>Giacomo_Hawkins posted [p:978906158] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>NeonBoobs posted... </cite><quote>I guess but it's gonna be awkward. Do you wanna go through that again?</quote>First time was pretty good. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonBoobs 02/18/24 7:56:02 AM #12:	It may be awkward for them tho --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonBoobs posted [p:978906162] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>It may be awkward for them tho </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 02/18/24 7:57:30 AM #13:	Absolutely not. How will I explain that to my wife? --- Science and Algorithms <cite>lilORANG posted [p:978906171] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>Absolutely not. How will I explain that to my wife? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 02/18/24 8:04:44 AM #14:	A lot of y'all seem to forget that the Chads will be able to smell you from a mile away. --- Philosophy major in the academy of Nope. <cite>The_Korey posted [p:978906211] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>A lot of y'all seem to forget that the Chads will be able to smell you from a mile away. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thisworld 02/18/24 8:12:34 AM #15:	NeonBoobs posted... Guys it's not free. You turn into a virgin again So... free money? <cite>thisworld posted [p:978906261] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>NeonBoobs posted... </cite><quote>Guys it's not free. You turn into a virgin again</quote>So... free money?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bass 02/18/24 8:20:46 AM #16:	Who cares? Give me the money. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Bass posted [p:978906321] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>Who cares? Give me the money. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 02/18/24 8:21:12 AM #17:	Oh no, Id be a double virgin. How terrible. Id take this deal a million times. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:978906325] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>Oh no, Id be a double virgin. How terrible.Id take this deal a million times. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkmaian23 02/18/24 8:53:33 AM #18:	Do we get bonus money if we are already virgins? --- Cuteness is justice! It's the law. <cite>darkmaian23 posted [p:978906577] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>Do we get bonus money if we are already virgins? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonBoobs 02/18/24 8:57:01 AM #19:	darkmaian23 posted... Do we get bonus money if we are already virgins? No NeonBoobs posted... If you're already a virgin, then you gotta bang twice before you lose it. --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonBoobs posted [p:978906603] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>darkmaian23 posted... </cite><quote>Do we get bonus money if we are already virgins?</quote>NoNeonBoobs posted... </cite><quote>If you're already a virgin, then you gotta bang twice before you lose it.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hmnut7 02/18/24 8:57:47 AM #20:	Get $500 and I get to experience sex for the first time all over again. Sign me up. --- Starfire: "They are too numerous to fight. What shall we do?" Robin: "Fight anyway!" (pb) <cite>hmnut7 posted [p:978906608] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>Get $500 and I get to experience sex for the first time all over again. Sign me up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LightningThief 02/18/24 9:12:52 AM #21:	Maybe I'm ignorant here, but what exactly is the downside to becoming a virgin again? I can't think of anything honestly in a practical sense for a man. I'll take the easy 500. <cite>LightningThief posted [p:978906735] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>Maybe I'm ignorant here, but what exactly is the downside to becoming a virgin again? I can't think of anything honestly in a practical sense for a man.I'll take the easy 500.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hmnut7 02/18/24 9:20:58 AM #22:	LightningThief posted... Maybe I'm ignorant here, but what exactly is the downside to becoming a virgin again? I can't think of anything honestly in a practical sense for a man. I'll take the easy 500. LightingThief: What's the downside TC: You become a virgin. LightingThief: But how does that effect you TC: You'll be a virgin. LightingThief: But what is the actually problem with that. TC: The fact that you are a virgin. --- Starfire: "They are too numerous to fight. What shall we do?" Robin: "Fight anyway!" (pb) <cite>hmnut7 posted [p:978906805] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>LightningThief posted... </cite><quote>Maybe I'm ignorant here, but what exactly is the downside to becoming a virgin again? I can't think of anything honestly in a practical sense for a man.I'll take the easy 500.</quote>LightingThief: What's the downsideTC: You become a virgin. LightingThief: But how does that effect youTC: You'll be a virgin.LightingThief: But what is the actually problem with that.TC: The fact that you are a virgin. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LightningThief 02/18/24 9:28:09 AM #23:	hmnut7 posted... LightingThief: What's the downside TC: You become a virgin. LightingThief: But how does that effect you TC: You'll be a virgin. LightingThief: But what is the actually problem with that. TC: The fact that you are a virgin. Sounds like an easy 500. <cite>LightningThief posted [p:978906892] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>hmnut7 posted... </cite><quote>LightingThief: What's the downsideTC: You become a virgin. LightingThief: But how does that effect youTC: You'll be a virgin.LightingThief: But what is the actually problem with that.TC: The fact that you are a virgin.</quote>Sounds like an easy 500.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonBoobs 02/18/24 9:55:19 AM #24:	You become awkward around women until you lose it again --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonBoobs posted [p:978907153] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>You become awkward around women until you lose it again </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonBoobs 02/18/24 10:21:50 AM #25:	And people will just pick up that you're a virgin and judge you for it >_> --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonBoobs posted [p:978907464] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>And people will just pick up that you're a virgin and judge you for it >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cadcrafter 02/18/24 10:23:50 AM #26:	So... What, do you just forget every time youve had sex? --- "think before you press enter. all of you." - SmashFaqs Discord i want lemm to eat ten egg <cite>cadcrafter posted [p:978907490] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>So... What, do you just forget every time youve had sex? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Puglia77 02/18/24 10:25:09 AM #27:	Mistere_Man posted... Free money? --- Proud Arceus of C.E.A.L. 3DS: 3926 5179 1229 IGN: ICanSnake (AS, Moon, UM, SW) \| Jon (X) Event List: http://bit.ly/2mVcn2Z Shiny List: http://bit.ly/2wdbxU7 <cite>Puglia77 posted [p:978907512] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>Mistere_Man posted... </cite><quote>Free money?</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 02/18/24 10:26:29 AM #28:	NeonBoobs posted... And people will just pick up that you're a virgin and judge you for it >_> I already am one though. I'd be totally fine with being the virginiest virgin who ever virgined. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:978907531] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>NeonBoobs posted... </cite><quote>And people will just pick up that you're a virgin and judge you for it >_></quote>I already am one though. I'd be totally fine with being the virginiest virgin who ever virgined. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Homeless_Waifu 02/18/24 10:26:55 AM #29:	I guess I'm forever alone x's 2 No hope for me, fam --- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" GUNSHOTS <cite>Homeless_Waifu posted [p:978907535] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>I guess I'm forever alone x's 2 No hope for me, fam </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonBoobs 02/18/24 10:27:38 AM #30:	uwnim posted... I already am one though. I'd be totally fine with being the virginiest virgin who ever virgined. Then they'll judge you twice as hard cuz you'll be a double virgin with this deal --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonBoobs posted [p:978907548] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>uwnim posted... </cite><quote>I already am one though. I'd be totally fine with being the virginiest virgin who ever virgined.</quote>Then they'll judge you twice as hard cuz you'll be a double virgin with this deal </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 02/18/24 10:28:51 AM #31:	I have a gf and bills to pay so fuck yeah --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:978907562] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>I have a gf and bills to pay so fuck yeah </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cynrascal 02/18/24 10:29:22 AM #32:	The_Korey posted... A lot of y'all seem to forget that the Chads will be able to smell you from a mile away. And I'm supposed to care because...? --- Asocial, not introverted. Know the difference. Maybe those JRPGs villains were on to something about humanity being trash. <cite>Cynrascal posted [p:978907569] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>The_Korey posted... </cite><quote>A lot of y'all seem to forget that the Chads will be able to smell you from a mile away.</quote>And I'm supposed to care because...? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 02/18/24 10:29:48 AM #33:	NeonBoobs posted... Then they'll judge you twice as hard cuz you'll be a double virgin with this deal Fine by me, cause I judge them right back. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:978907573] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>NeonBoobs posted... </cite><quote>Then they'll judge you twice as hard cuz you'll be a double virgin with this deal</quote>Fine by me, cause I judge them right back. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Arbron 02/18/24 1:40:50 PM #34:	Imagine adults (physically at least - not sure about mentally) thinking "virgin" has any kind of demonstrable definition or connotation. --- Calling out stupid or reckless decision-making is not "victim blaming." <cite>Dark_Arbron posted [p:978910052] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>Imagine adults (physically at least - not sure about mentally) thinking "virgin" has any kind of demonstrable definition or connotation. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 02/18/24 1:42:14 PM #35:	Irony posted... Except my only quality is that I've had sex before This man has sex! <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:978910074] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite><quote>Except my only quality is that I've had sex before</quote>This man has sex!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PraxagoraKassan 02/20/24 9:44:12 AM #36:	what a journey --- triple down <cite>PraxagoraKassan posted [p:978942199] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>what a journey </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigblu89 02/20/24 9:49:03 AM #37:	I'd just have sex with my wife tonight. It wasn't awkward when I lost it the first time. It would be a free $500. --- It takes zero effort to be a good person. <cite>bigblu89 posted [p:978942260] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>I'd just have sex with my wife tonight.It wasn't awkward when I lost it the first time.It would be a free $500. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 02/20/24 10:16:02 AM #38:	WWDWD? nocaps --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:978942613] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>WWDWD? nocaps </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonBoobs 02/20/24 11:56:47 AM #39:	bigblu89 posted... I'd just have sex with my wife tonight. It wasn't awkward when I lost it the first time. It would be a free $500. You didnt think it was awkward, but she did --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonBoobs posted [p:978944162] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>bigblu89 posted... </cite><quote>I'd just have sex with my wife tonight.It wasn't awkward when I lost it the first time.It would be a free $500.</quote>You didnt think it was awkward, but she did </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FL81 02/20/24 12:02:12 PM #41:	NeonBoobs posted... then you gotta bang twice before you lose it. Can I skip this part (even the money if need be), and just ascend to turbovirgin --- https://i.imgur.com/TGkNCva.gif https://i.imgur.com/8mWCvA4.gif <cite>FL81 posted [p:978944254] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>NeonBoobs posted... </cite><quote>then you gotta bang twice before you lose it.</quote>Can I skip this part (even the money if need be), and just ascend to turbovirgin </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jupiter 02/20/24 12:02:12 PM #40:	I was never awkward around girls. The first time I started messing around with a girl was 9th grade. And I was always confident with it. I never once felt like I didn't know what to do. Also, I have a partner and daughter now. So it's basically free money for me. --- Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kid_prodigy23 <cite>Jupiter posted [p:978944253] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>I was never awkward around girls. The first time I started messing around with a girl was 9th grade. And I was always confident with it. I never once felt like I didn't know what to do. Also, I have a partner and daughter now. So it's basically free money for me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Seaman_Prime 02/20/24 12:17:23 PM #42:	How does this affect my base stats or stat growth? <cite>Seaman_Prime posted [p:978944505] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>How does this affect my base stats or stat growth?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cocytus 02/20/24 12:19:44 PM #43:	No --- You're never ever fully dressed without a smile! <cite>Cocytus posted [p:978944542] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>No </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigblu89 02/20/24 12:21:16 PM #44:	NeonBoobs posted... You didnt think it was awkward, but she did Shit was over 25 years ago. That's none of my concern at this point. --- It takes zero effort to be a good person. <cite>bigblu89 posted [p:978944573] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>NeonBoobs posted... </cite><quote>You didnt think it was awkward, but she did</quote>Shit was over 25 years ago.That's none of my concern at this point. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoopPotato 02/20/24 12:27:38 PM #45:	So you lose all of your sexual prowess you've gained over the years? This is like starting over in Mario level 1-1 +, not new game+? --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif <cite>PoopPotato posted [p:978944671] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>So you lose all of your sexual prowess you've gained over the years? This is like starting over in Mario level 1-1 +, not new game+? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigblu89 02/20/24 12:28:50 PM #46:	PoopPotato posted... So you lose all of your sexual prowess you've gained over the years? This is like starting over in Mario level 1-1 +, not new game+? They keep stressing that the "awkwardness" of being a virgin returns, so I assume it's "1-1" and not "new game+" --- It takes zero effort to be a good person. <cite>bigblu89 posted [p:978944694] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>PoopPotato posted... </cite><quote>So you lose all of your sexual prowess you've gained over the years? This is like starting over in Mario level 1-1 +, not new game+?</quote>They keep stressing that the "awkwardness" of being a virgin returns, so I assume it's "1-1" and not "new game+" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 02/20/24 12:29:55 PM #47:	CE becomes the richest group of oligarchs in the world --- Not to say that I'm in love with you but who's to say that I'm not? <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:978944717] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>CE becomes the richest group of oligarchs in the world </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LightningThief 02/20/24 1:30:23 PM #49:	NeonBoobs posted... You didnt think it was awkward, but she did I think you're stressing on the being awkward too much. If the girl likes you enough she'll get over it. <cite>LightningThief posted [p:978945670] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>NeonBoobs posted... </cite><quote>You didnt think it was awkward, but she did</quote>I think you're stressing on the being awkward too much. If the girl likes you enough she'll get over it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Philip027 02/20/24 1:37:46 PM #50:	Basically nothing has changed for me since, so not seeing what difference it would make. Free money. <cite>Philip027 posted [p:978945780] in $500 but y... [t:80699643]...</cite> <quote>Basically nothing has changed for me since, so not seeing what difference it would make. Free money.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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