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Trumble 02/14/24 10:11:36 PM #1: |
Plane and parachute is provided, spare underwear is not
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Mortainous28 02/14/24 10:13:43 PM #2: |
The sharks are skydiving too? Sign me up, easy 10k. I bet those punks stall at the jump.
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thisworld 02/14/24 10:23:21 PM #3: |
El Macho did it ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kradek 02/14/24 10:25:19 PM #4: |
Man, I can't even imagine what that would be like from the perspective of the shark.
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rodu_jr 02/14/24 10:26:20 PM #5: |
I can learn to operate a parachute, they cannot and splat on whatever they land on, sure ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ratchetrockon 02/14/24 10:31:52 PM #6: |
i dont want to get eaten so no deal
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008Zulu 02/14/24 11:01:55 PM #7: |
How would said shark deploy their parachute?
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Aristoph 02/14/24 11:03:46 PM #8: |
008Zulu posted...
How would said shark deploy their parachute? Presumably they're hooked up to a line that pulls it automatically once they're away from the plane, like paratroopers. They don't actually pull their own chute. --- PSN ID: Aristoph https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCj5ydFYxnEODxpQeBswmiAA ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CassandraCroft 02/14/24 11:08:38 PM #9: |
Wouldn't the sharks be dead without water? They are like fish needing water to survive and breathe and need to constantly move to live.
So with them being dead because they are out of water it would be an easy skydive. --- Hi ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MangaBroski 02/14/24 11:09:27 PM #10: |
This sounds like animal cruelty, so no. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheOtherMike 02/14/24 11:10:18 PM #11: |
MangaBroski posted...
This sounds like animal cruelty, so no. --- Only two things can end a Republican's career - a dead girl or a live boy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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xGhostchantx 02/14/24 11:10:47 PM #12: |
Is the shark provided or do I have to source one myself?
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Trumble 02/14/24 11:16:42 PM #13: |
xGhostchantx posted...
Is the shark provided or do I have to source one myself?Sharks are provided, as is all equipment needed to ensure their survival. --- Chicken butt. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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xGhostchantx 02/15/24 2:02:06 AM #14: |
Trumble posted...
Sharks are provided, as is all equipment needed to ensure their survival. Sign me up! --- Tiw - Min scild, min sweord Woden - Se ALLFAEDER he is, naes hwitra manna anra ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GGuirao13 02/15/24 3:09:32 AM #15: |
No deal.
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Arcanine2009 02/15/24 4:24:27 AM #16: |
CassandraCroft posted...
Wouldn't the sharks be dead without water? They are like fish needing water to survive and breathe and need to constantly move to live.I mean, either you die in 90-180 seconds or they do. Or maybe they can breath air. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b5387f31.jpg --- Less is more. Everything you want, isn't everything you need. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guide 02/15/24 4:30:46 AM #17: |
Hell yeah, free vacation, free money.
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TetsuoS2 02/15/24 5:05:20 AM #18: |
seems safe,I'm in.
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Giacomo_Hawkins 02/15/24 6:36:15 AM #19: |
$10,000 would be nice, but I'd feel back about that happening to some sharks, so no.
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Biofighter55 02/15/24 12:50:59 PM #20: |
I'll do it
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Trumble 02/15/24 1:28:31 PM #21: |
Giacomo_Hawkins posted...
$10,000 would be nice, but I'd feel back about that happening to some sharks, so no.The sharks involved specifically signed up for it. --- Chicken butt. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BucketCat 02/15/24 1:30:45 PM #22: |
CassandraCroft posted...
Wouldn't the sharks be dead without water? They are like fish needing water to survive and breathe and need to constantly move to live.nah, sharks only die if they touch the ocean floor. if anything, making them airborne will mean that they're more alive and full of vitality than ever before. --- ? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Westernwolf4 02/15/24 1:46:10 PM #23: |
Kradek posted...
Man, I can't even imagine what that would be like from the perspective of the shark. If you read Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy you can find out about it from the perspective of a whale! My wife actually knew someone who died skydiving-her chute just didnt open and that was it. I am not jumping out of a perfectly good plane. Honest to God-I was in a hot air balloon crash once. We lost control trying to land and the gondola flipped over and everything. I just had bumps and bruises, but the pilot broke his arm. I dont know why I told this story. No sharks were involved in it. --- An opinion does not turn into a fact simply because the person holding it feels strongly about it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Westernwolf4 02/15/24 1:48:22 PM #24: |
Trumble posted...
The sharks involved specifically signed up for it. They were promised a lifetime supply of seals. And all the man/woman shark admiration they could handle. --- An opinion does not turn into a fact simply because the person holding it feels strongly about it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trumble 02/15/24 1:50:15 PM #25: |
Westernwolf4 posted...
They were promised a lifetime supply of seals. And all the man/woman shark admiration they could handle.Except for Matt. Matt just wanted to jump out of a goddamn plane. --- Chicken butt. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 02/15/24 1:50:40 PM #26: |
Thanks for the idea.
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Trumble 02/15/24 1:51:09 PM #27: |
Strider102 posted...
Thanks for the idea.You should vaguely set it in the same universe as Snakes on a Plane. --- Chicken butt. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Westernwolf4 02/15/24 1:51:35 PM #28: |
Trumble posted...
Except for Matt. Matt just wanted to jump out of a goddamn plane. Matt is crazy, even for a fucking shark! --- An opinion does not turn into a fact simply because the person holding it feels strongly about it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 02/15/24 1:56:14 PM #29: |
Trumble posted...
You should vaguely set it in the same universe as Snakes on a Plane. I'll add in a scene where a plane goes by and you can faintly hear "I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane." Best I can do --- "I dreamt I was a moron." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheGoldenEel 02/15/24 1:58:32 PM #30: |
I dont think Id skydive at all for $10,000
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VampireCoyote 02/15/24 2:02:48 PM #31: |
They have no power in the sky
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Trumble 02/15/24 2:03:10 PM #32: |
Strider102 posted...
I'll add in a scene where a plane goes by and you can faintly hear "I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane."I was thinking something like a news report talking about a corrupt cop smuggling snakes onto a plane to kill a witness, playing on a TV in the background or visible in a newspaper a shark is reading on the flight up or something like that. --- Chicken butt. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Westernwolf4 02/15/24 2:03:16 PM #33: |
Strider102 posted...
I'll add in a scene where a plane goes by and you can faintly hear "I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane." But first you have to have a scene where the pilot of the shark plane says the same thing, only substituting sharks for snakes. It bridges the two universes and explains why sharks are falling from the sky. You cant have plot holes in Oscar bait prestige films like this. Unless you are Chris Nolan, in which case they let you churn out whatever fucking plot you want with no notes. Wait.. DID I JUST EARN MYSELF A PRODUCER CREDIT???? --- An opinion does not turn into a fact simply because the person holding it feels strongly about it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kamen_Rider_Blade 02/15/24 2:11:19 PM #34: |
TC, you do know that Sharks can't breathe out of water, so short of putting them in a giant water tank that you're going to push out of a plane with a massive amount of parachutes to make sure the water tank doesn't shatter on impact, you're just starving the sharks of oxygen by taking them out of their native aquatic habitat.
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Roachmeat 02/15/24 2:17:39 PM #35: |
Deal. Trumble posted... Plane and parachute is provided As long as Elizabeth Banks doesn't stop me at the door and tell me I have to land the plane, I'm cool. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trumble 02/15/24 2:36:55 PM #36: |
Kamen_Rider_Blade posted...
TC, you do know that Sharks can't breathe out of water, so short of putting them in a giant water tank that you're going to push out of a plane with a massive amount of parachutes to make sure the water tank doesn't shatter on impact, you're just starving the sharks of oxygen by taking them out of their native aquatic habitat.They can if you have a wizard. --- Chicken butt. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 02/15/24 2:49:59 PM #37: |
Trumble posted...
I was thinking something like a news report talking about a corrupt cop smuggling snakes onto a plane to kill a witness, playing on a TV in the background or visible in a newspaper a shark is reading on the flight up or something like that. Can the shark look like this? https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6cd958bd.jpg --- "I dreamt I was a moron." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trumble 02/15/24 2:53:44 PM #38: |
Strider102 posted...
Can the shark look like this?Sure, why not. --- Chicken butt. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mortainous28 02/15/24 4:28:53 PM #39: |
Trumble posted...
Sure, why not. I'm Out. --- Believe those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who find it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trumble 02/15/24 4:39:41 PM #41: |
Mortainous28 posted...
I'm Out.It's one shark. The movie title implies multiple sharks. It's likely that not every shark will look like that. --- Chicken butt. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Giacomo_Hawkins 02/15/24 4:39:41 PM #40: |
Trumble posted...
The sharks involved specifically signed up for it. Well all of my concerns have been assuaged. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b6775cb0.jpg --- Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey Chivalry be hanged, and so will you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RetuenOfDevsman 02/15/24 4:43:57 PM #42: |
Absolutely. I'll put all my effort into gliding to the side, and I'm home free. A GWS's mass to surface area ratio is way higher than mine, so they have a much higher terminal velocity. I'll only have to worry about them for a couple of seconds, if that. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sephiroth_C_Ryu 02/15/24 5:01:45 PM #43: |
No thanks, I wouldn't feel comfortable riding on the same plane as Disney's entire legal team until the jump-off point.
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Kradek 02/15/24 11:28:11 PM #44: |
Westernwolf4 posted...
My wife actually knew someone who died skydiving-her chute just didnt open and that was it. I am not jumping out of a perfectly good plane. Damn, yeah that it scary. A cousin of mine in IA is a skydiving instructor and I've thought about doing it at least once in my life, but real stories such as that and KotH have traumatized me. Westernwolf4 posted... Honest to God-I was in a hot air balloon crash once. We lost control trying to land and the gondola flipped over and everything. I just had bumps and bruises, but the pilot broke his arm. Damn, how high up was the balloon? --- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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