Board 8 > Super Bowl LVIII Discussion Topic

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Thorn posted...

what are the betting odds for swift mvp

and don't you dare tell me there aren't any

I bet theirs lines on how many tv shots but doubt mvp since its not possible

SirChris posted...

I bet theirs lines on how many tv shots but doubt mvp since its not possible

with all the batshit conspiracies going on about her and the chiefs i refuse to believe no one has a line on this

ok the UK version of ghosts is pretty funny so they took a good british concept and probably ruined it but there was enough charm there to be good enough

there you go leon I have helped

Thorn posted...

with all the batshit conspiracies going on about her and the chiefs i refuse to believe no one has a line on this

no one has a line on it because its illegal

SirChris posted...

reminder: turbo tax and companies like it are the reason why we dont just get our taxes done for us automatically.

Thanks for reminding me I live in a nice place

Man, that shot of Kelce shouting at Reid is unhinged.

Bad grounding call, missed illegal man downfield.

NFL you are blowing it with your "insane rigged Taylor Swift Joe Biden vaccine" conspiracies I was promised.

At least TRY to get that FG. Take the timeout, see what you can do. It's the fucking Super Bowl.

And I will repeat from earlier: If the Chiefs win, I bet Taylor Swift gets a ring.

3rd and 7, ball on the 12. 9 seconds left in the 4th. Score is 17-13

Mahomes drops back, is flushed out of the pocket by Bosa. Throws it while falling down to Kelce in the endzone! Touchdown! Chiefs win! Taylor comes onto the field! Kelce proposes, she says yes! They meet Biden. Swift endorses him for President. Everyone gets vaccines. The end.

Suprak_the_Stud posted...

Bad grounding call, missed illegal man downfield.

NFL you are blowing it with your "insane rigged Taylor Swift Joe Biden vaccine" conspiracies I was promised.

Actually, they rigged the game for the Niners. The conspiracy theories were created to convince crazy people that the Super Bowl is literally the most important event in world history. Once the Niners win, those people will be devoted to the NFL above all else.

I am transported to the aughts right now

The halftime show feels like it gets longer every year. I hate it

SirChris posted...

3rd and 7, ball on the 12. 9 seconds left in the 4th. Score is 17-13

Mahomes drops back, is flushed out of the pocket by Bosa. Throws it while falling down to Kelce in the endzone! Touchdown! Chiefs win! Taylor comes onto the field! Kelce proposes, she says yes! They meet Biden. Swift endorses him for President. Everyone gets vaccines. The end.

not cinematic enough

back them up to like the 25. mahomes is flushed out and throws to kelce who gets it on a busted coverage (with no camera angle in the entire stadium catching what happened to the defender to be the new grassy knoll) at about the 10. He's gonna score, but wait-! Bosa comes from behind and forces the fumble and recovers and is going to return it to the house (why is he returning it at all? we'll never know)

Kelce sits on the field in despair knowing he has blown the chance for the Chiefs dynasty as the play continues but just when all hope seems lost the stadium screens cut to Taylor Swift who shouts her encouragement to him. There's still time, Bosa is just nearing midfield -- if he hurries he can still make this right. Running like he hit all the turbos he catches up to Bosa at the KC 3 where he's engaged in some showmanship as he is about to put the exclamation mark on this game when Kelce dives forward and forces the fumble himself and recovers it.

Now, turning around he sees the long field in front of him - he's just run like 120 yards on this play, does he have enough gas in the tank to run it back for the GW score? He checks his arm where the Pfizer patch now rests and realizes, yes, yes he does and truck sticks through the 49ers defenders on the way to the endzone.

Why didn't we get Taylor Swift for the halftime show this year

GranzonEx posted...

Why didn't we get Taylor Swift for the halftime show this year

because they signed usher already

maybe next year

GranzonEx posted...

Why didn't we get Taylor Swift for the halftime show this year

if y'all aren't enjoying this halftime show you clearly don't have enough fond memories of awkwardly grinding on folks to confessions

I'm not convinced that H.E.R. actually exists in the real world outside of awards shows/special events like this.

objectively speaking that halftime show was boring

but i'm legally bound to support a chattanoogan

I know one Usher song. It's the Yeah song that's been in all the advertising for the half time show. I had to step out for a bit and came back to see the Yeah song and then it ended.

I still know only one Usher song

boy that sure was a bunch of famous people doing twenty second bits of songs I know

theoretically I like most of those songs, but the presentation here was not working for me

colliding posted...

objectively speaking that halftime show was boring

He quickchanged into an elaborate sequin jumpsuit and started rollerskating

While Usher sounds great, Alicia sounds like she hasn't aged at all.

I remember part 3 of "Confessions" the best - the one Weird Al did, lol.

I kinda stopped paying attention after that. Got to be too much of "not my thing." At least the acoustics were fine this time, unlike that one show.

Isn't Osi British?

I'm sure he's British, have there been no African NFL players they can put in that spot?

colliding posted...

objectively speaking that halftime show was boring

but i'm legally bound to support a chattanoogan

A fellow Chattanoogan? I had no idea!

Ftr I like Ghosts. It's a fun show. You get some normal bad sitcom jokes every episode but the character work is good and their interactions/dynamics are a lot of fun.

RaidenGarai posted...

The halftime show feels like it gets longer every year. I hate it

This was legitimately the longest one.

Leonhart4 posted...

A fellow Chattanoogan? I had no idea!

best years of my life, (high school and most of my 20's)

Thorn posted...

not cinematic enough

back them up to like the 25. mahomes is flushed out and throws to kelce who gets it on a busted coverage (with no camera angle in the entire stadium catching what happened to the defender to be the new grassy knoll) at about the 10. He's gonna score, but wait-! Bosa comes from behind and forces the fumble and recovers and is going to return it to the house (why is he returning it at all? we'll never know)

Kelce sits on the field in despair knowing he has blown the chance for the Chiefs dynasty as the play continues but just when all hope seems lost the stadium screens cut to Taylor Swift who shouts her encouragement to him. There's still time, Bosa is just nearing midfield -- if he hurries he can still make this right. Running like he hit all the turbos he catches up to Bosa at the KC 3 where he's engaged in some showmanship as he is about to put the exclamation mark on this game when Kelce dives forward and forces the fumble himself and recovers it.

Now, turning around he sees the long field in front of him - he's just run like 120 yards on this play, does he have enough gas in the tank to run it back for the GW score? He checks his arm where the Pfizer patch now rests and realizes, yes, yes he does and truck sticks through the 49ers defenders on the way to the endzone.

Not diabolical enough.

Swift then emerges from the tunnel, both her and Kelce are in tears. He says he has something for her. It's an engagement ring! The most beautiful anyone has ever seen. She's in tears, but she tells him she has something for her too.

They bring out a man with a bag over his head. He's squirming and yelling about how much he loves America. They take off the bag and it's...it's...DONALD TRUMP. OH NO! Travis Kecle laughs and is handed a huge glowing needle. It is labeled "VACCINE MAXIMUM DOSE". They inject Trump has he tries to free himself. it's too late. His skin melts off his head Indiana Jones Ark of the Covenant style.

Monday morning all teachers have been replaced by drag queens.

Thank you for Chris and xp for helping me finish "your insane uncle's Facebook conspiracy" theater.

I technically never lived in Chattanooga (I'm from Ooltewah), but it's easier to tell people that's where I was born, haha.

BlueCrystalTear posted...

While Usher sounds great, Alicia sounds like she hasn't aged at all.

Alicia Keys is still fine as fuck.

I enjoyed the halftime show

Suprak_the_Stud posted...

Not diabolical enough.

Swift then emerges from the tunnel, both her and Kelce are in tears. He says he has something for her. It's an engagement ring! The most beautiful anyone has ever seen. She's in tears, but she tells him she has something for her too.

They bring out a man with a bag over his head. He's squirming and yelling about how much he loves America. They take off the bag and it's...it's...DONALD TRUMP. OH NO! Travis Kecle laughs and is handed a huge glowing needle. It is labeled "VACCINE MAXIMUM DOSE". They inject Trump has he tries to free himself. it's too late. His skin melts off his head Indiana Jones Ark of the Covenant style.

Monday morning all teachers have been replaced by drag queens.

Thank you for Chris and xp for helping me finish "your insane uncle's Facebook conspiracy" theater.

lmao

its funny because trump is pro vaccine

well that was not a great start for the chiefs

Chiefs starting strong this half, I see.

What a dagger!

You know who hasn't been intercepted this game?

Purdy.

Mahomes just playing for maximum drama

chiefs are shook

That was a bad interception.

Clearly not Mt Rushmore worthy

I know that. You know that.

Crazy Facebook uncles everywhere pretend not to.

Taylor's boyfriend did a great job there, but his bum QB overthrew him.

Thorn posted...

well that was not a great start for the chiefs

I don't know if that could've been a worse series for them to come out with.

hmmm yep after seeing 90 seconds of this second half after waking up I don't think I can watch any more of this

49ers need to punish the next chiefs mistake

Let's get saxy lmao

KC looks super beatable, but 49ers not punishing all these mistakes is going to be their downfall

FFDragon posted...

KC looks super beatable, but 49ers not punishing all these mistakes is going to be their downfall

I hope not, but yes we needed points from that int.

That's an awful spot

SirChris posted...

Let's get saxy lmao

ok

https://youtu.be/_S7WEVLbQ-Y?si=2FZ-inw9sk0_-05q

FFDragon posted...

KC looks super beatable, but 49ers not punishing all these mistakes is going to be their downfall

This, they haven't capitalized on the poor Chiefs play and the game is still within reach as a result.

GildedFool posted...

This, they haven't capitalized on the poor Chiefs play and the game is still within reach as a result.

Which is basically how the last Super Bowl between them went

They outplayed KC for three quarters but couldn't put them away