Current Events > Do you like the Chinese food *Fortune Cookies*?

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Frostmourne
02/09/24 3:19:53 PM
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You ever use the Lucy numbers for the lottery?
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BignutzisBack
02/09/24 3:20:51 PM
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I hate chicken chow mein, in school I would always trade portions of it for other classmates fortune cookies

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Giant_Aspirin
02/09/24 3:22:07 PM
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no, they are not good. i dont even open them when they are left at my table.

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Solar_Crimson
02/09/24 3:23:56 PM
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They're not even Chinese.

Oh, and I agree that they don't taste good, either.

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ellis123
02/09/24 3:25:55 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
They're not even Chinese.

Oh, and I agree that they don't taste good, either.
One of my favorite moments in college was giving one to my Chinese roommate and him being completely baffled at it.

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FolkenRawr
02/09/24 3:26:32 PM
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They're fine

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Samurai_Man
02/09/24 3:28:41 PM
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The last time I opened a fortune cookie it was the most generic fortune ever, flipped it over and the backside was an advertisement for 'Manscaped' or whatever that gimmicky company is that sells mens shaving razors. I just throw them away now.

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Robot2600
02/09/24 3:43:12 PM
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i mean they were invented by chinese immigrants that's chinese still

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Kimbos_Egg
02/09/24 3:43:45 PM
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they have a funny aftertaste

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Notti
02/09/24 3:44:29 PM
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Love the cookies.

Laugh at the fortunes.

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Fluttershy
02/09/24 3:47:00 PM
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bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity

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hockeybabe89
02/09/24 3:51:59 PM
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Fluttershy posted...
bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity
My nipples have been overpowered by the presence of some unlucky force!

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monkeysRfunny
02/09/24 3:53:59 PM
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They ok, but I suppose I would lean more towards the yes vote since there are only 2 options

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theAteam
02/09/24 3:56:34 PM
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I feel like half the time I don't even get them anymore. They are being phased out.

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BloodMoon7
02/09/24 4:19:34 PM
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The cookie is whatever. I keep the fortune cause it's funny how wrong they are.

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Pitlord_Special
02/09/24 4:24:50 PM
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Little known fact is that you have to eat the fortune paper for it to come true.

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mercurydude
02/09/24 4:25:18 PM
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Lately, the fortunes I've been getting aren't really even fortunes, more like poetry or something.

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xlr_big-coop
02/09/24 4:49:25 PM
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In concept yeah, but I despise the ones from Panda Express. They're so cheap and dry, they're like paste that immediately gets glued to your mouth

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Roachmeat
02/09/24 6:04:56 PM
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'Yes'

Unrelated, but also like that 'Rick and Morty' did an entire episode about the fortunes you find inside of them.

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sfcalimari
02/09/24 6:24:09 PM
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When I'm in Chinatown I always sample the local delicacies and look forward to authentic, handcrafted fortune cookies.

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Bugmeat
02/09/24 6:25:34 PM
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If someone else doesn't want my fortune cookie I just throw it away.


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Tyranthraxus
02/09/24 6:40:43 PM
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Robot2600 posted...
i mean they were invented by chinese immigrants that's chinese still
No they were invented by Japanese immigrants. The Chinese took over the industry after all the Japanese got shipped to internment camps during WW2

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