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Alex1976 02/17/24 10:37:43 PM #51:	Lisa: Aw come on, Bart, not again! Bart: Aw, where's your sense of humor? Dials Moe's Tavern Moe: Moe's Tavern. Bart: Hello, is Al there? Moe: Who? Bart: Al. Last name, Coholic. Moe: Let me check. Phone call for Al. Al Coholic. Is there an Al Coholic here?! laughter from the barflies Wait a minute. Listen, you yellow-bellied rat jackass, I ever find out who you are, I'll kill you! Slams phone down --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. <cite>Alex1976 posted [p:978902004] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Lisa: Aw come on, Bart, not again!Bart: Aw, where's your sense of humor? Dials Moe's TavernMoe: Moe's Tavern.Bart: Hello, is Al there?Moe: Who?Bart: Al. Last name, Coholic.Moe: Let me check. Phone call for Al. Al Coholic. Is there an Al Coholic here?! laughter from the barflies Wait a minute. Listen, you yellow-bellied rat jackass, I ever find out who you are, I'll kill you! Slams phone down </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GGuirao13 02/18/24 3:35:58 AM #52:	I call the big one "Bitey." --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>GGuirao13 posted [p:978904800] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>I call the big one "Bitey." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 02/18/24 8:43:47 AM #53:	"It was an emergency call from the International Drainage Commission in Springfield!" "Oh my God! ...There's nothin' wrong with the bidet, is there?" --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:978906498] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>"It was an emergency call from the International Drainage Commission in Springfield!""Oh my God! ...There's nothin' wrong with the bidet, is there?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 02/18/24 9:01:56 AM #54:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kar3E2qkYrM --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:978906640] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kar3E2qkYrM </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ogurisama 02/18/24 5:39:51 PM #55:	Sideshow Bob: Bart, open your heart. I admit I have some mighty big shoes to fill. Bart's brain: (echoing) Big shoes to fill. Big shoes to fill. Big shoes to fill. Big shoes to fill. Big shoes to fill. Big shoes to fill. Big shoes to fill... Sideshow Bob: In ancient Greece, there was a school of thought called stoicism. Bart: Wait a minute! YOU did it! Sideshow Bob: Excuse me? Bart: (grabs Bob's microphone) Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store! Sideshow Bob framed him, and I've got proof! Bart grabs a giant mallet and brings it down upon Bob's toes. Sideshow Bob: Ow! My foot, you lousy stupid clumsy... Bart holds the microphone up to Bob. The kids in the audience gasp. Bart: See that? Krusty wore big, floppy shoes, but he's got little feet like all good-hearted people! Bart whacks Bob's other foot, causing Bob to scream and fall over on his back. Bart: Sideshow Bob really fills his shoes with big, ugly feet! Bart pulls off one of Bob's shoes, exposing his foot-long foot. The kids in the audience start booing and denounce Bob for his actions against Krusty. The camera pulls back to reveal that the police are watching the show on TV and eating donuts. Lou: Kid's right. Eddie: How do you figure we missed that? Clancy Wiggum: (also eating a donut) Get off your duffs, boys! Get down to that studio! --- http://cdn-android.apptap.com/img/870/mobi.colortrilogy.bitlink/267135850.png https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/uv4r7nGyrE6ylt2lHGWpiQ2.gif <cite>Ogurisama posted [p:978913654] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Sideshow Bob: Bart, open your heart. I admit I have some mighty big shoes to fill.Bart's brain: (echoing) Big shoes to fill. Big shoes to fill. Big shoes to fill. Big shoes to fill. Big shoes to fill. Big shoes to fill. Big shoes to fill...Sideshow Bob: In ancient Greece, there was a school of thought called stoicism.Bart: Wait a minute! YOU did it!Sideshow Bob: Excuse me?Bart: (grabs Bob's microphone) Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store! Sideshow Bob framed him, and I've got proof!Bart grabs a giant mallet and brings it down upon Bob's toes.Sideshow Bob: Ow! My foot, you lousy stupid clumsy...Bart holds the microphone up to Bob. The kids in the audience gasp.Bart: See that? Krusty wore big, floppy shoes, but he's got little feet like all good-hearted people!Bart whacks Bob's other foot, causing Bob to scream and fall over on his back.Bart: Sideshow Bob really fills his shoes with big, ugly feet!Bart pulls off one of Bob's shoes, exposing his foot-long foot. The kids in the audience start booing and denounce Bob for his actions against Krusty. The camera pulls back to reveal that the police are watching the show on TV and eating donuts.Lou: Kid's right.Eddie: How do you figure we missed that?Clancy Wiggum: (also eating a donut) Get off your duffs, boys! Get down to that studio! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 02/19/24 9:14:12 AM #56:	Think smaller... Think more legs. --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:978923426] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Think smaller... Think more legs. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 02/19/24 11:19:49 AM #57:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEjXEcNeekk --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:978925133] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEjXEcNeekk </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EvilResident 02/19/24 6:35:34 PM #58:	https://youtu.be/oeBANlnNzy4?si=9yiGHcz60U2jACEU --- . <cite>EvilResident posted [p:978932322] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/oeBANlnNzy4?si=9yiGHcz60U2jACEU </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ogurisama 02/19/24 7:50:35 PM #59:	Martin: Later, Mrs. K. Mrs. Krabappel: Please turn in your exam, Bart. Class is over. Bart: You think you could grade it now, please? Mrs. Krabappel: Well, alright. Let me get "Old Red". [Mrs. Krabappel produces a red pen and begins marking up the test.] Mrs. Krabappel: Well, Bart, it's a 59, that's another F. Bart: Oh, no... I can't believe it. Mrs. Krabappel: I know, I know, another year together, oh, it's gonna be hell. [Bart begins to cry] Mrs. Krabappel: What's the matter? I would think you'd be used to failing by now. Bart: [tearfully] No, you don't understand. I really tried this time. I really tried! Mrs. Krabappel: [comforts Bart] There, there. Bart: This is as good as I could do, and I still failed! Mrs. Krabappel: Well, a 59, it's a high F... Bart: Who am I kidding? I really am a failure. [sobs] Oh, now I know how George Washington felt when he surrendered Fort Necessity to the French in 1754! Mrs. Krabappel: What? Bart: Oh, you know, 1754, the famous defeat to the French. [sobs] [Mrs. Krabappel skims through a history textbook] Mrs. Krabappel: My God, Bart, you're right! Bart: So? Mrs. Krabappel: You just demonstrated applied knowledge! And due to the difficulty and relative obscurity of the reference, you deserve an extra point on your exam. Hey, it's only fair. Bart: [overjoyed] You mean I passed? Mrs. Krabappel: Just barely. --- http://cdn-android.apptap.com/img/870/mobi.colortrilogy.bitlink/267135850.png https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/uv4r7nGyrE6ylt2lHGWpiQ2.gif <cite>Ogurisama posted [p:978933493] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Martin: Later, Mrs. K.Mrs. Krabappel: Please turn in your exam, Bart. Class is over.Bart: You think you could grade it now, please?Mrs. Krabappel: Well, alright. Let me get "Old Red".[Mrs. Krabappel produces a red pen and begins marking up the test.]Mrs. Krabappel: Well, Bart, it's a 59, that's another F.Bart: Oh, no... I can't believe it.Mrs. Krabappel: I know, I know, another year together, oh, it's gonna be hell.[Bart begins to cry]Mrs. Krabappel: What's the matter? I would think you'd be used to failing by now.Bart: [tearfully] No, you don't understand. I really tried this time. I really tried!Mrs. Krabappel: [comforts Bart] There, there.Bart: This is as good as I could do, and I still failed!Mrs. Krabappel: Well, a 59, it's a high F...Bart: Who am I kidding? I really am a failure. [sobs] Oh, now I know how George Washington felt when he surrendered Fort Necessity to the French in 1754!Mrs. Krabappel: What?Bart: Oh, you know, 1754, the famous defeat to the French. [sobs][Mrs. Krabappel skims through a history textbook]Mrs. Krabappel: My God, Bart, you're right!Bart: So?Mrs. Krabappel: You just demonstrated applied knowledge! And due to the difficulty and relative obscurity of the reference, you deserve an extra point on your exam. Hey, it's only fair.Bart: [overjoyed] You mean I passed?Mrs. Krabappel: Just barely. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 02/19/24 7:52:21 PM #60:	"I'll deal with those murderous trolls" --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:978933527] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>"I'll deal with those murderous trolls" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 02/20/24 5:34:04 AM #61:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjwYRS8we0E --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:978939900] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjwYRS8we0E </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ogurisama 02/20/24 1:40:24 PM #62:	Simpson and Delilah S2E2 Game Show Host: Okay, the capitol of North Dakota is named after what German leader? [on a TV game show] Homer Simpson: Hitler! Marge Simpson: Hitler, North Dakota? --- http://cdn-android.apptap.com/img/870/mobi.colortrilogy.bitlink/267135850.png https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/uv4r7nGyrE6ylt2lHGWpiQ2.gif <cite>Ogurisama posted [p:978945827] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Simpson and Delilah S2E2Game Show Host: Okay, the capitol of North Dakota is named after what German leader?[on a TV game show]Homer Simpson: Hitler!Marge Simpson: Hitler, North Dakota? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 02/21/24 5:45:55 AM #63:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sLpWVekMbs --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:978958042] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sLpWVekMbs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 02/21/24 9:21:58 AM #64:	"Don't cry for me... I'm already dead" --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:978960030] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>"Don't cry for me... I'm already dead" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 02/22/24 11:36:13 AM #65:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwUk19cWarI --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:978980934] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwUk19cWarI </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alex1976 02/22/24 12:09:33 PM #66:	Instructor: Four out of five, Simpson, very impressive. But you missed your last target. Bart: (smugly) Did I? (Cut to Springfield Elementary School parking lot - Principal Skinner is standing near a blackened crater where his car once stood) Nelson: Haw-haw! --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. <cite>Alex1976 posted [p:978981526] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Instructor: Four out of five, Simpson, very impressive. But you missed your last target.Bart: (smugly) Did I? (Cut to Springfield Elementary School parking lot - Principal Skinner is standing near a blackened crater where his car once stood)Nelson: Haw-haw! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 02/22/24 4:38:48 PM #67:	"Don't forget; you're here forever" --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:978986191] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>"Don't forget; you're here forever" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GGuirao13 02/23/24 3:15:39 AM #68:	Metalsonic66 posted... "Don't forget; you're here forever." Do it for her. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>GGuirao13 posted [p:978995243] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Metalsonic66 posted... </cite><quote>"Don't forget; you're here forever."</quote>Do it for her. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 02/23/24 6:35:56 AM #69:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKVVxYfk7Y0 --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:978996363] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKVVxYfk7Y0 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 02/23/24 7:58:09 AM #70:	"Adding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the principal" --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:978997087] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>"Adding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the principal" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 02/24/24 8:45:20 AM #71:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jYPp9w-0Uk --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:979016433] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jYPp9w-0Uk </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EvilResident 02/24/24 10:35:26 PM #72:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0cf64cb9.jpg --- . <cite>EvilResident posted [p:979027397] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0cf64cb9.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 02/24/24 10:45:27 PM #73:	"You said dog or higher!" --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:979027529] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>"You said dog or higher!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alex1976 02/25/24 12:49:40 AM #74:	Carvallo: Welcome to Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge. I am Carvallo. Now choose a club. beep You have chosen a three wood. May I suggest a putter? beep Three wood. Now enter the force of your swing. I suggest "feather touch". beep beep beep You have entered "power drive". Now, push 7-8-7 to swing. beep beep beep Ball is in parking lot. Would you like to play again? beep You have selected "no". --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. <cite>Alex1976 posted [p:979029111] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Carvallo: Welcome to Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge. I am Carvallo. Now choose a club. beep You have chosen a three wood. May I suggest a putter? beep Three wood. Now enter the force of your swing. I suggest "feather touch". beep beep beep You have entered "power drive". Now, push 7-8-7 to swing. beep beep beep Ball is in parking lot. Would you like to play again? beep You have selected "no". </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 02/25/24 8:54:14 AM #75:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsKxxdSbhBE --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:979032397] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsKxxdSbhBE </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EvilResident 02/25/24 9:32:17 PM #76:	https://x.com/vgartandtidbits/status/1761924636827140386?s=46 --- . <cite>EvilResident posted [p:979043365] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>https://x.com/vgartandtidbits/status/1761924636827140386?s=46 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 02/25/24 10:00:57 PM #77:	Alex1976 posted... Ball is in parking lot. Legit makes it one of the best golf games. The only other golf game I can think of that does stuff like that is the Windows 3.1 version of Pebble Beach --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:979043841] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Alex1976 posted... </cite><quote>Ball is in parking lot.</quote>Legit makes it one of the best golf games. The only other golf game I can think of that does stuff like that is the Windows 3.1 version of Pebble Beach </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 02/26/24 5:54:37 AM #78:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQlfBq2Qylg --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:979047978] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQlfBq2Qylg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 02/27/24 6:14:30 AM #79:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_fM1jfh49o --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:979067268] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_fM1jfh49o </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 02/27/24 11:11:17 AM #80:	"Mr. Plow, for making it possible for people to get where they're going without resorting to public transportation or carpooling, I give you the key to the city. --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:979071407] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>"Mr. Plow, for making it possible for people to get where they're going without resorting to public transportation or carpooling, I give you the key to the city. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 02/28/24 8:29:48 AM #81:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJdXMrFRDGk --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:979089084] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJdXMrFRDGk </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alex1976 02/28/24 9:29:47 PM #82:	Bart: Milhouse, I hold in this hand Denis Leary's cell phone, and in this hand, the phone numbers of bars around the world. Let's start with Hawaii. Dials Hawaiian bartender: Aloha. Bart: Aloha to you. I'm looking for Maya, last name Normusbut. Hawaiian bartender: Hang on, I'll check. Has anyone here seen Maya Normusbut? Hawaiian barflies laugh, bartender scowls at the receiver. Zoom out from Hawaii, then zoom in on a bar in Australia called Crocodile Drunkee's. The phone rings Aussie bartender: I got a Drew P. Wiener here. Anybody expecting a Drew P. Wiener? I hold in my hand a Drew P. Wiener. Aussie barfly: Better put it down then, mate! Uproarious laughter from the barflies, bartender scowls at the phone. Zoom out from Australia, zoom in to a bar in Sweden called Inga-Bar Beerman's. The phone rings Swedish bartender: Ja? I shall inquire. Is there a Mr. Mifrien-Sergei, first name Olaf? Attention, everyone. Olaf Mifrien-Sergei! Dry chuckling from the barflies Wait a minute. If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor. Bart: Ah, the sun never sets on the Bartish empire. --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. <cite>Alex1976 posted [p:979102037] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Bart: Milhouse, I hold in this hand Denis Leary's cell phone, and in this hand, the phone numbers of bars around the world. Let's start with Hawaii. DialsHawaiian bartender: Aloha.Bart: Aloha to you. I'm looking for Maya, last name Normusbut.Hawaiian bartender: Hang on, I'll check. Has anyone here seen Maya Normusbut? Hawaiian barflies laugh, bartender scowls at the receiver. Zoom out from Hawaii, then zoom in on a bar in Australia called Crocodile Drunkee's. The phone ringsAussie bartender: I got a Drew P. Wiener here. Anybody expecting a Drew P. Wiener? I hold in my hand a Drew P. Wiener.Aussie barfly: Better put it down then, mate! Uproarious laughter from the barflies, bartender scowls at the phone. Zoom out from Australia, zoom in to a bar in Sweden called Inga-Bar Beerman's. The phone ringsSwedish bartender: Ja? I shall inquire. Is there a Mr. Mifrien-Sergei, first name Olaf? Attention, everyone. Olaf Mifrien-Sergei! Dry chuckling from the barflies Wait a minute. If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor.Bart: Ah, the sun never sets on the Bartish empire. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 02/29/24 5:13:23 AM #83:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tvAjX5ACPo --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:979106598] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tvAjX5ACPo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 03/01/24 6:12:51 AM #84:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9kNRwngcJ8 --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:979125775] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9kNRwngcJ8 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alex1976 03/01/24 10:05:01 PM #85:	Principal Skinner: (over intercom) Attention all students, this is Principal Skinner. I trust you all remembered to bring in your implements of destruction? Now let's trash this dump! --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. <cite>Alex1976 posted [p:979140012] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Principal Skinner: (over intercom) Attention all students, this is Principal Skinner. I trust you all remembered to bring in your implements of destruction? Now let's trash this dump! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 03/01/24 11:24:26 PM #86:	Remember kids; always recycle TO THE EXTREEEEME --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:979140992] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Remember kids; always recycleTO THE EXTREEEEME </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GGuirao13 03/02/24 3:08:08 AM #87:	Metalsonic66 posted... Aaaahhhh.... Cobras! ....cobraaas.... What's wrong with him now, Bart? --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>GGuirao13 posted [p:979143002] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Metalsonic66 posted... </cite><quote>Aaaahhhh.... Cobras! ....cobraaas....</quote>What's wrong with him now, Bart? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 03/02/24 7:25:45 AM #88:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTva5wgr8vc --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:979144425] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTva5wgr8vc </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 03/03/24 12:19:56 PM #89:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or2iZ-mOvf8 --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:979163539] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or2iZ-mOvf8 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 03/04/24 7:14:12 PM #90:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRj61dcvmuU --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:979188804] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRj61dcvmuU </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 03/05/24 6:44:58 PM #91:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HPVQ4FpVlY --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:979207407] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HPVQ4FpVlY </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 03/06/24 6:04:06 AM #92:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb5k0iOBdsU --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:979214568] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb5k0iOBdsU </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alex1976 03/06/24 7:52:01 AM #93:	Angry Dad: Oh, what a day. Maybe the headlines will cheer me up. Headline says "You suck, Angry Dad" That's opinion, not news! --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. <cite>Alex1976 posted [p:979215395] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Angry Dad: Oh, what a day. Maybe the headlines will cheer me up. Headline says "You suck, Angry Dad" That's opinion, not news! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 03/08/24 2:10:57 PM #94:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbGio8FSdzY --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:979261257] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbGio8FSdzY </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ogurisama 03/08/24 7:03:35 PM #95:	https://youtu.be/jlixmHTccuI?si=sCJei3sqBruy8uop --- http://cdn-android.apptap.com/img/870/mobi.colortrilogy.bitlink/267135850.png https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/uv4r7nGyrE6ylt2lHGWpiQ2.gif <cite>Ogurisama posted [p:979266016] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/jlixmHTccuI?si=sCJei3sqBruy8uop </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sabin017 03/09/24 12:04:49 AM #96:	"They'll kill you five times before you hit the ground!" --- https://i.imgur.com/TWsfIIj.gif <cite>sabin017 posted [p:979270453] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>"They'll kill you five times before you hit the ground!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 03/09/24 9:15:11 AM #97:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzybAS7zltE --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:979274538] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzybAS7zltE </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alex1976 03/09/24 10:08:45 AM #98:	Homer: He makes me crazy twelve months of the year. At least you get the summer off. --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. <cite>Alex1976 posted [p:979275082] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>Homer: He makes me crazy twelve months of the year. At least you get the summer off. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 03/10/24 10:43:18 AM #99:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaeRM7X_yS4 --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:979291597] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaeRM7X_yS4 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 03/10/24 11:36:09 AM #100:	"My cat's breath smells like cat food" --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:979292288] in Daily Simp... [t:80688849]...</cite> <quote>"My cat's breath smells like cat food" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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