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Sideshow Bob: Bart, open your heart. I admit I have some mighty big shoes to fill.
Bart's brain: (echoing) Big shoes to fill. Big shoes to fill. Big shoes to fill. Big shoes to fill. Big shoes to fill. Big shoes to fill. Big shoes to fill...
Sideshow Bob: In ancient Greece, there was a school of thought called stoicism.
Bart: Wait a minute! YOU did it!
Sideshow Bob: Excuse me?
Bart: (grabs Bob's microphone) Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store! Sideshow Bob framed him, and I've got proof!
Bart grabs a giant mallet and brings it down upon Bob's toes.
Sideshow Bob: Ow! My foot, you lousy stupid clumsy...
Bart holds the microphone up to Bob. The kids in the audience gasp.
Bart: See that? Krusty wore big, floppy shoes, but he's got little feet like all good-hearted people!
Bart whacks Bob's other foot, causing Bob to scream and fall over on his back.
Bart: Sideshow Bob really fills his shoes with big, ugly feet!
Bart pulls off one of Bob's shoes, exposing his foot-long foot. The kids in the audience start booing and denounce Bob for his actions against Krusty. The camera pulls back to reveal that the police are watching the show on TV and eating donuts.
Lou: Kid's right.
Eddie: How do you figure we missed that?
Clancy Wiggum: (also eating a donut) Get off your duffs, boys! Get down to that studio!