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DipDipDiver
11/14/23 3:25:49 PM
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I'll be honest, I mainly posted this because that witness statement is the god damn quote of the year, lol

https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/causeway-couple-collared-803617

NOVEMBER 13--After being caught having fully nude sex on a Florida causeway--in front of children and other witnesses--a woman told cops it was always a dream of mine to engage in such a public tryst, while her male companion showed zero remorse when collared, court records show.
After receiving multiple 911 calls around 9 PM Friday, sheriffs deputies responded to the causeway in Dunedin, a Gulf Coast city, and discovered a couple having fully nude sexual intercourse in the presence of the victims, which included a pair of juveniles.
On the side of the causeway, cops found Sara Fazekas, 55, and Robert Clarke, 60, fully nude on top of one another, according to a criminal complaint. Clarke, cops say, was on his back with his genitals fully exposed.
A witness described the pairs encounter as crack to sack, going to town.
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Hayame_Zero
11/14/23 3:27:02 PM
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Damn, I haven't thought about The Smoking Gun in years.

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HighOnSolar
11/14/23 3:31:26 PM
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A witness described the pairs encounter as crack to sack, going to town.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1ea54328.jpg

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bigtiggie23
11/14/23 3:32:23 PM
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They actually refer to the people who witnessed the sex as victims.

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ellis123
11/14/23 3:33:04 PM
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bigtiggie23 posted...
They actually refer to the people who witnessed the sex as victims.
I mean, they aren't wrong.

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DipDipDiver
11/14/23 3:34:04 PM
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bigtiggie23 posted...
They actually refer to the people who witnessed the sex as victims.
Tbh I agree with that assessment, because those people didnt sign up to watch two senior citizens fuck
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Prestoff
11/14/23 3:37:44 PM
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DipDipDiver posted...
A witness described the pairs encounter as crack to sack, going to town.

The Victims:
https://youtu.be/Qn977W9HjWM?si=VzZspOzbvySFSfQd


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Flauros
11/14/23 3:40:30 PM
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Life.
No parole.

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legendarylemur
11/14/23 3:41:07 PM
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You just had to end the sentence at Florida. That was enough for me tbh

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NoxObscuras
11/14/23 3:44:04 PM
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Exhibitionism is a pretty common fetish, but at least go to a nude resort or something.

Huge yikes at the guy though

Clarke, cops say, showed zero remorse that multiple juveniles had witnessed this act. He also reportedly declared that, the children should be at home and not on the causeway.

Clarke is a registered sex offender who pleaded guilty in 2009 to a federal child pornography charge.

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DrizztLink
11/14/23 3:44:44 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
Clarke is a registered sex offender
Well, at least that saves time this go-around.

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DipDipDiver
11/14/23 3:45:17 PM
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As a native Floridian I can literally picture the exact type of person who would say the sack to crack quote as well as their specific accent
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ItsNotA2Mer
11/14/23 3:47:00 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/855cc7b8.jpg

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AltAccount3
11/14/23 3:50:49 PM
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Prestoff posted...
The Victims:
https://youtu.be/Qn977W9HjWM?si=VzZspOzbvySFSfQd
https://streamable.com/8ehsx9

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Rika_Furude
11/14/23 3:52:20 PM
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Yeah they deserve jail time over this. But did people really need to call 911 instead of the non-emergency number?
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ItsNotA2Mer
11/14/23 3:53:44 PM
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Rika_Furude posted...
Yeah they deserve jail time over this. But did people really need to call 911 instead of the non-emergency number?

Yes. 100% yes.


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Trumpo
11/14/23 3:54:20 PM
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Yikes post 15

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NeonBoobs
11/14/23 3:55:38 PM
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Ew they arent even hot

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DipDipDiver
11/14/23 4:00:20 PM
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NeonBoobs posted...
Ew they arent even hot
Sack to crack
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ellis123
11/14/23 4:01:41 PM
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NeonBoobs posted...
Ew they arent even hot
You have made it clear: you go for *all* breasts.

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NeonBoobs
11/14/23 4:01:59 PM
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DipDipDiver posted...
Sack to crack
I understand what he means now lol

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YugiNoob
11/14/23 4:03:05 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9a8b9421.jpg

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KiwiTerraRizing
11/14/23 4:08:27 PM
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That witness was looking real close.

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WilliamPorygon
11/14/23 4:16:54 PM
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Definitely shouldn't be doing it where anyone including children could be around, but IMO there really should be some legally designated out-of-public-view places for outdoor sex.

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Turbam
11/14/23 4:19:57 PM
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She looks so damn distraught in her mug shot

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DipDipDiver
11/14/23 4:20:52 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
That witness was looking real close.
"It smelled like a gator fell in a bucket of boiled crawdads"
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C_Pain
11/14/23 4:24:00 PM
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Isn't a causeway like a highway? How were people seeing so much detail if they were driving by?

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Starks
11/14/23 4:28:15 PM
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I've always found it weird how Florida causeways let you just pull over mid-bridge or on a barrier island.

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DipDipDiver
11/14/23 4:30:49 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Also worth noting that the man is a registered sex offender who was previously convicted for child porn
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Bishop9800
11/14/23 4:38:20 PM
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why did I pictured this when I read this........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgIIRO-VqUY

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Lil_Bit83
11/14/23 4:49:07 PM
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What's a causeway? Why couldn't they have just restricted it to a secluded place in their car like normal people?

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Jupiter
11/14/23 4:50:46 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

That was my exact reaction including the 2nd part.

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berlyman101
11/14/23 4:53:39 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a78b0a82.jpg

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Butterfiles
11/14/23 4:58:01 PM
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A witness described the pairs encounter as crack to sack, going to town.

This sentence will never leave my head for the rest of my life

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DipDipDiver
11/14/23 5:01:56 PM
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Butterfiles posted...
This sentence will never leave my head for the rest of my life
Feels like it should be a song
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ShaneMcComez
11/14/23 5:06:35 PM
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That couple should at least get a year or two in prison. The older man an additional 5+ years tacked on for his prior crimes including child pornography.

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Rotterdammerung
11/14/23 5:29:17 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Then throw away the pit

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mercurydude
11/14/23 5:48:29 PM
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Guide
11/14/23 5:53:22 PM
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SiO4
11/14/23 5:56:56 PM
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Well at least no one was trying to eat someones face of.
That's a step in the right derection....for Florida.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miami_cannibal_attack

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cjsdowg
11/14/23 5:59:52 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
Exhibitionism is a pretty common fetish, but at least go to a nude resort or something.

Huge yikes at the guy though

I don't think it is the same for them. I think it the fact that are naked where they shouldn't be.

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ExtremeLuchador
11/14/23 6:03:23 PM
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It says the woman was charged with only a misdemeanor. The guy was a sex offender and had prior convictions. It also turns out the man was still on probation/parole for a federal child porn conviction too.

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Block_that_Kick
11/14/23 6:16:18 PM
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A witness described the pairs encounter as crack to sack, going to town.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c68fa957.jpg

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Lil_Bit83
11/16/23 11:35:21 AM
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I'm not gonna lie, the crack to sack line made me laugh.

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