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Nirvanas_Nox
11/15/23 7:17:55 PM
#51:


Of course I'd take the money. I'm already gay so the just opens up the pool for more three ways.

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Phoro
11/15/23 7:19:29 PM
#52:


wackyteen posted...


Does society collapse due to a lack of babies?

With any luck, capitalism would collapse at least

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Kradek
11/15/23 7:21:08 PM
#53:


wackyteen posted...
Does society collapse due to a lack of babies?

Where's Zapp Brannigan and Fry when we need them most.

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Link_of_time
11/15/23 7:29:12 PM
#54:


Pikachuchupika posted...
I feel like there would be some big repercussions to this.
There would be, CE isn't really the place to talk about those.
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VideoboysaysCube
11/15/23 7:31:43 PM
#55:


Sounds like a good deal initially, but looking at it realistically, population growth would plummet to unsustainable levels. The world's finances would be completely screwed up. I don't understand the full extent of all the problems it would cause, but there will be problems.

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divot1338
11/15/23 7:33:41 PM
#56:


So either Im gay along with most of the other guys or Im straight and there are three times more women than before?

Deal.

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divot1338
11/15/23 7:35:19 PM
#57:


VideoboysaysCube posted...
Sounds like a good deal initially, but looking at it realistically, population growth would plummet to unsustainable levels. The world's finances would be completely screwed up. I don't understand the full extent of all the problems it would cause, but there will be problems.
They didnt say it was a permanent change for all future generations.

Regsrdless life finds a way. If we just keep trying someday well be able to put a baby in your bro.

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Raikuro
11/15/23 7:36:47 PM
#58:


Why do people act like all the new gay guys would become sterile and hate raising children
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UndefeatedGOAT
11/15/23 7:39:24 PM
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Raikuro posted...
Why do people act like all the new gay guys would become sterile and hate raising children

its the entire point of the thought exercise
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Raikuro
11/15/23 7:44:54 PM
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UndefeatedGOAT posted...
its the entire point of the thought exercise
So people are intentionally pretending sperm donations and surrogacy don't exist?
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UndefeatedGOAT
11/15/23 7:50:55 PM
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Raikuro posted...
So people are intentionally pretending sperm donations and surrogacy don't exist?

i am, i can only assume what others think
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Will_VIIII
11/15/23 9:16:06 PM
#64:


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I imagine in this scenario that the requirements would be significantly lower

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ItsNotA2Mer
11/15/23 9:22:19 PM
#65:


92% men are now gay? You don't even have to pay me! Hallelujah!


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Guide
11/15/23 9:23:25 PM
#66:


My girlfriend would be very upset if I turned gay. Tempting, though.

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Bugmeat
11/15/23 9:27:30 PM
#67:


Sign me up. I'll take that risk. Either I'm a rich, straight male in a world that is seriously lacking in straight men. Or I'm a rich gay male in a world full of other gay men.


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UnfairRepresent
11/16/23 4:22:01 AM
#68:


Guide posted...
My girlfriend would be very upset if I turned gay. Tempting, though.
She doesn't like money?

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Kradek
11/16/23 10:29:21 PM
#69:


divot1338 posted...
They didnt say it was a permanent change for all future generations.

Regsrdless life finds a way. If we just keep trying someday well be able to put a baby in your bro.

Yeah there was a time when our species was whittled down to like 1k adults capable of reproduction and we almost went extinct. Compared to that, I'm sure we can survive 92% of men becoming gay.

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Frosted_Midna
11/16/23 10:30:59 PM
#70:


Yes. Nothing changed in life except I have financial stability and I am still not interested in relationships.

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UnfairRepresent
11/17/23 4:22:46 AM
#71:


UndefeatedGOAT posted...
So im rich and overpopulation is resolved?
'overpopulation'

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thekosmicfool
11/17/23 4:38:08 AM
#72:


(almost) every man is gay and it will make the news.

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SoIidLegacy
11/17/23 6:31:39 PM
#73:


UndefeatedGOAT posted...
depends, are the career choices of these 92% gays similar to the current ones?

would we run out of tradesmen?

leafsRULE posted...
^implying gay men don't work "manly" jobs like the trades

lol

I can't help but think of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uOBveFKdGs

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Cobra1010
11/17/23 6:47:07 PM
#74:


Kitt posted...
These things are suppose to have a downside.

The world will collapse with the population drop. The world as you know will be gone in a few decades?

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TimeForAction
11/17/23 6:49:01 PM
#75:


A mouths a mouth
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Anteaterking
11/17/23 6:58:51 PM
#76:


Idk why people are being like "if I turn gay, I'll have more options since 92% of men will be gay too!". All those options for you are also your competition. It would lead to prospective partner's standards increasing, not decreasing.

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The_Korey
11/17/23 7:39:39 PM
#77:


UnfairRepresent posted...
This effect is global and potentially will include you if male.

Damn it, way to ruin a great way to get rich, be a chick magnet, and end the human race.

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Yawn_Master2
11/17/23 8:14:23 PM
#78:


Prestoff posted...
Easy yes. There's no downside, and that's not how these things are suppose to work.


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UnfairRepresent
11/21/23 6:27:28 AM
#79:


Anteaterking posted...
Idk why people are being like "if I turn gay, I'll have more options since 92% of men will be gay too!". All those options for you are also your competition. It would lead to prospective partner's standards increasing, not decreasing.
Only if you have high standards

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