Current Events > Polygon reminds us why game journalism is a hack profession

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IceCreamOnStero
10/31/23 12:09:26 PM
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https://twitter.com/Polygon/status/1719057518721380691?t=Kc8cQfLTdUfi8MY2nBN6Kw&s=19

https://www.polygon.com/gaming/23935372/nabbit-invincible-super-mario-bros-wonder-playable-characters

When I started my playthrough of Super Mario Bros. Wonder as Nabbit, I didnt know what I was getting into.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/3/2/AAcmnfAAE_cQ.jpg

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R_Jackal
10/31/23 12:16:03 PM
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Game journalists lacking basic reading comprehension skills is not a surprise to me.
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Starks
10/31/23 12:17:00 PM
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When I saw that yesterday, I treated that as an admission that writer didn't even read the instructions.

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scar_the_1
10/31/23 12:17:37 PM
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That piece reads like something from Hard Drive

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masterpug53
10/31/23 12:17:41 PM
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"When I started my playthrough of Symphony of the Night as Axe Man, I didn't know what I was getting into."

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Hayame_Zero
10/31/23 12:18:23 PM
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They knew the whole time, and need something to garner clicks.

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rags_alt
10/31/23 12:18:42 PM
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The conspiracy part of my brain thinks that many online articles are AI written.
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McMarbles
10/31/23 12:21:18 PM
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When I started my playthrough of "Delete Skyrim [Y/N]", I didn't know what I was getting into.

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Blue_Inigo
10/31/23 12:22:19 PM
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I will say it's dumb that Nabbit and the Yoshis are the ones with this specific invulnerability. You should be able to pick whoever and turn it on.

My little cousins don't care about fucking Nabbit


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cjsdowg
10/31/23 12:23:43 PM
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This is way Gamegate was able to take hold. Because journalism in gaming is crap. So when these ppl lead with that it fooled a lot of people. Then hooked others was they fell down that horrible rabbit hole.

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boxoto
10/31/23 12:25:16 PM
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uh, uh, bugged mechanics! there was nothing I could do!!!

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Seaman_Prime
10/31/23 12:26:57 PM
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GOD DAMN EASY MODES RUINING MAH GAEMS!!! (caps)
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IceCreamOnStero
10/31/23 12:27:39 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
This is way Gamegate was able to take hold. Because journalism in gaming is crap. So when these ppl lead with that it fooled a lot of people. Then hooked others was they fell down that horrible rabbit hole.
If anything Gamergate made it worse. Back in the earlier days you at least had magazines or a show on TV that had some integrity. Nowadays it feels like its exclusively these pieces by hacks or some AI generated/generic crap

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Umbreon
10/31/23 12:28:25 PM
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There needs to be a way to give negative clicks.

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SwayM
10/31/23 12:29:54 PM
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At best: The writer is a complete fucking idiot.
At worst: The writer is full of shit and is writing this for clicks.

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R_Jackal
10/31/23 12:29:57 PM
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Did they delete the the tweet? Can't see it any more lmao

Edit: article not loading was my Internet being garbage but it looks like tweet is gone
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Ivynn
10/31/23 12:30:57 PM
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Recent vid on why gaming journalism sucks that I thought was pretty good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKly4lSHc0w

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Smackems
10/31/23 12:33:25 PM
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Any archive of the tweet?

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Hayame_Zero
10/31/23 12:33:28 PM
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Tweet's not loading now.

Looks like the writer just realized they were an idiot lol.

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cjsdowg
10/31/23 12:34:58 PM
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Be for Adam Sessler because a crazed mad man. I knew from him that it was shit when he defended the mass effect 3 ending. Note defending it on thing..but he could not defend it. Beyond saying it was great. At one point he even said aww I did even know what was going on. Then they had a journalist in the fucking game itself. Just bad

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Hayame_Zero
10/31/23 12:38:17 PM
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Smackems posted...
Any archive of the tweet?
Not that I know of, but the article itself is still up.

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IceCreamOnStero
10/31/23 12:41:07 PM
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Smackems posted...
Any archive of the tweet?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/4/8/AAcmnfAAE_cg.jpg

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NeonTentacles
10/31/23 12:41:44 PM
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Why are gaming journalists so bad at games lol

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Hayame_Zero
10/31/23 12:42:41 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

It wasn't, but people were comparing them to that in the comments.

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cjsdowg
10/31/23 12:42:54 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
Why are gaming journalists so bad at games lol

It is a in group of people that keep getting their friends jobs.

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__aCEr__
10/31/23 12:43:04 PM
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Surprised they can write because they sure can't read.

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Solid_Sonic
10/31/23 12:43:05 PM
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Should I stop reviewing games? Is it a dishonorable way of life and no one gives a fucking shit what I thought of a game anyway so stop wasting bandwidth pretending like my take matters?

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PesticideDream
10/31/23 12:43:27 PM
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I suffered through the article. I think worst than the not even reading the prompt on the screen bit is at the end where she wants to say "wowie zowie" to turning into an elephant and considers that a thrilling high...

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IceCreamOnStero
10/31/23 12:43:42 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
Why are gaming journalists so bad at games lol
Because they're not "gaming journalists", they're hack journalists who couldn't get a real journalism job so they had to jump into a much less vetted section of the industry

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NoxObscuras
10/31/23 12:47:09 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
I will say it's dumb that Nabbit and the Yoshis are the ones with this specific invulnerability. You should be able to pick whoever and turn it on.

My little cousins don't care about fucking Nabbit
True. I know I tried to get my son to play as Nabbit in New Super Mario Bros, so that he wouldn't die so easily, but he was dead set on picking Mario

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EmbraceOfDeath
10/31/23 12:49:48 PM
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IceCreamOnStero posted...
If anything Gamergate made it worse. Back in the earlier days you at least had magazines or a show on TV that had some integrity. Nowadays it feels like its exclusively these pieces by hacks or some AI generated/generic crap
Gamergate didn't affect it. Gaming "journalism" was already shit and clearly on the same track of getting worse that it's still on.

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BurmesePenguin
10/31/23 12:54:52 PM
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Group of annoying culture hawks: Games not having an easy mode is ablist

Also, same people: Playing on easy mode cheated not only the game, but myself

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Smackems
10/31/23 12:56:34 PM
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PesticideDream posted...
I suffered through the article. I think worst than the not even reading the prompt on the screen bit is at the end where she wants to say "wowie zowie" to turning into an elephant and considers that a thrilling high...
It wasn't even written well

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DipDipDiver
10/31/23 1:01:09 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
I will say it's dumb that Nabbit and the Yoshis are the ones with this specific invulnerability. You should be able to pick whoever and turn it on.

My little cousins don't care about fucking Nabbit
Yeah I agree. This is a feature that is really good for small children, but those are the exact people who would be the most disappointed at not getting to just choose the character they want
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K181
10/31/23 1:05:43 PM
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Gaming journalism is for journalists that don't want to handle actually meaningful subject matters or people job hunting for actual industry gigs.

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NoxObscuras
10/31/23 1:59:52 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I think one of the talking flowers said wowie zowie. I definitely remember hearing it in the game and I haven't used toad. Or maybe they all say it when they get power ups?

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BurmesePenguin
10/31/23 2:00:06 PM
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Wowie Zowie is what characters say when they transfform into an elephant.

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CoyoteTheGreat
10/31/23 2:05:04 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
This is way Gamegate was able to take hold. Because journalism in gaming is crap. So when these ppl lead with that it fooled a lot of people. Then hooked others was they fell down that horrible rabbit hole.

The funny thing is that when Gamergate was taking hold, games journalism actually wasn't the crap it is today. RockPaperShotgun had its original staff and was writing some really great journalism on gaming. Headlines were less click-baity. Articles were more substantive across the board. Gamergate did the exact opposite of what it set out to do. It let people write off criticism of games journalism as the domain of a bunch of incel neckbeards who want to lust over cartoon characters, and so the entire field was able to dive deep into its worst tendencies.

I think it kind of illustrates the need to always have the right criticism by the right people when there are problematic fields. If the wrong criticism by the wrong people is able to get all the oxygen, things will inevitably just get worst.

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cjsdowg
10/31/23 2:08:50 PM
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CoyoteTheGreat posted...
The funny thing is that when Gamergate was taking hold, games journalism actually wasn't the crap it is today. RockPaperShotgun had its original staff and was writing some really great journalism on gaming. Headlines were less click-baity. Articles were more substantive across the board. Gamergate did the exact opposite of what it set out to do. It let people write off criticism of games journalism as the domain of a bunch of incel neckbeards who want to lust over cartoon characters, and so the entire field was able to dive deep into its worst tendencies.

I think it kind of illustrates the need to always have the right criticism by the right people when there are problematic fields. If the wrong criticism by the wrong people is able to get all the oxygen, things will inevitably just get worst.

They tend to do they. Like if it is bad movie with a female or non white lead. They are going all in on that and not the badness of the movie. So people are going to write them off.

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WalkingPlague
10/31/23 2:11:21 PM
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reminds me of when a journalist handled the review for cuphead and couldnt get past the tutorial.

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Lairen
10/31/23 2:13:36 PM
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Why make this stupid article?

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HylianFox
10/31/23 2:15:59 PM
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BurmesePenguin posted...
Wowie Zowie is what characters say when they transfform into an elephant.

This. It's basically SMBW's catchphrase

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Smackems
10/31/23 2:16:23 PM
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Lairen posted...
Why make this stupid article?
$$$

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HylianFox
10/31/23 2:22:23 PM
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What really gets me about these kinds of "articles" isn't just that they're stupid and badly written, but melodramatic to boot:

"I accidentally played the game on Easy Mode and now it's RUINED FOREVER for me!"

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CyricZ
10/31/23 3:06:15 PM
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Wait until you guys hear about other journalists.

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scar_the_1
10/31/23 5:58:01 PM
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To be fair though. There are still good things being written. I remember a few years back with the Riot Games sexism thing, Kotaku broke it and reported quite well on it. And the Blizzard stuff has also been covered pretty well. So it's not all bad just because some stuff is

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