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Chicken
10/05/23 11:56:08 PM
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If there was only 2 of each animal they couldnt have eaten any of them

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nocturnal_traveler
10/05/23 11:58:38 PM
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The herbivores ate hay. The carnivores ate eggs and any animal that gave birth.

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Questionmarktarius
10/05/23 11:59:17 PM
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Floating heathens. There were plenty.
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A_Good_Boy
10/05/23 11:59:53 PM
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There was actually 3 of every animal onboard but what happened to them never made it into the Bible.

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ForsakenHermit
10/06/23 12:00:16 AM
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Infinite manna generator

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Panthera
10/06/23 12:00:51 AM
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Noah

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Torgo
10/06/23 12:00:55 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Floating heathens. There were plenty.

Super dark...

But funny.

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Kurt_Russel
10/06/23 12:01:46 AM
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Fish

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YugiNoob
10/06/23 12:25:46 AM
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How did all the sea life not die out? A flood of that magnitude wouldve fucked with the balance of the ocean water right?

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Nukazie
10/06/23 12:26:24 AM
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each other

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SayHeyyShohei
10/06/23 12:27:40 AM
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They ate the male animals

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Hambo
10/06/23 12:38:39 AM
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LincolnDuncan
10/06/23 12:50:31 AM
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Rabbit and eggs

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Priere
10/06/23 1:00:45 AM
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More than likely, Mana.

God loved to give it to people back then

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Kim_Seong-a
10/06/23 1:09:58 AM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
There was actually 3 of every animal onboard but what happened to them never made it into the Bible.

AKSHULLYwhile he took two of every animal, he took SEVEN pairs of clean animals.


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Kami_no_Kami
10/06/23 1:12:42 AM
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Turbam
10/06/23 1:14:02 AM
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Why do you think the dinosaurs are gone? :(

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MabusIncarnate
10/06/23 1:18:38 AM
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YugiNoob posted...
How did all the sea life not die out? A flood of that magnitude wouldve fucked with the balance of the ocean water right?
The salinity would be entirely off balance and the water would be closer to brackish. If you take a saltwater tank, drain it a third of the way, then fill it back with fresh water, fish will be dead within hours. Something like the drop of salinity from 1.026 to 1.017 is significant.

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YugiNoob
10/06/23 1:21:19 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
The salinity would be entirely off balance and the water would be closer to brackish. If you take a saltwater tank, drain it a third of the way, then fill it back with fresh water, fish will be dead within hours. Something like the drop of salinity from 1.026 to 1.017 is significant.
Guess Biblical fish were built different

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Dark_Arbron
10/06/23 1:24:38 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
The salinity would be entirely off balance and the water would be closer to brackish. If you take a saltwater tank, drain it a third of the way, then fill it back with fresh water, fish will be dead within hours. Something like the drop of salinity from 1.026 to 1.017 is significant.

YugiNoob posted...
Guess Biblical fish were built different

See, the humans who wrote that fanfiction couldnt account for things that hadnt been discovered yet so they had to just fill in the gaps with magic.

Thats fine for them. Not so much for people nowadays who havent yet realised more up to date data exists.


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YugiNoob
10/06/23 1:55:36 AM
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Dark_Arbron posted...
See, the humans who wrote that fanfiction couldnt account for things that hadnt been discovered yet so they had to just fill in the gaps with magic.

Thats fine for them. Not so much for people nowadays who havent yet realised more up to date data exists.
I mean yeah, you're talking about a book where a dude commanded the sun to stop in the sky. As if it was the one going around the Earth. It's basically Simpsons logic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVgVB3qsySQ

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boomgetchopped3
10/06/23 1:56:13 AM
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body secretions mostly
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Ratchetrockon
10/06/23 1:58:33 AM
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Priere posted...
More than likely, Mana.

God loved to give it to people back then

ya that why they used to live to 900 years old

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marthsheretoo
10/06/23 1:59:27 AM
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They ate unicorn and dragon steaks.

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Shotgunnova
10/06/23 1:59:53 AM
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God sent angels to deliver pizza. You'd know they were coming because the clouds would part and the seventh trumpet would sound.

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Foppe
10/06/23 2:01:46 AM
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YugiNoob posted...
I mean yeah, you're talking about a book where a dude commanded the sun to stop in the sky. As if it was the one going around the Earth. It's basically Simpsons logic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVgVB3qsySQ
He clearly froze Earth and humans tried to explain it as they understood it.

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Dark_Arbron
10/06/23 2:01:47 AM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
ya that why they used to live to 900 years old

To be fair its been disputed as to whether the word translated as year might have actually meant month (or some other denomination) instead.

Theres lots of other crazy shit in the Bible of course, but the whole 900 year old thing might be a misconception.

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Ratchetrockon
10/06/23 2:03:20 AM
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Dark_Arbron posted...
To be fair its been disputed as to whether the word translated as year might have actually meant month (or some other denomination) instead.

Theres lots of other crazy shit in the Bible of course, but the whole 900 year old thing might be a misconception.

Ohhh thanks for the info

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Dark_Arbron
10/06/23 2:03:25 AM
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Foppe posted...
He clearly froze Earth and humans tried to explain it as they understood it.

Or Princess Celestia went crazy and decided no more night for you.

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creativerealms
10/06/23 2:04:14 AM
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Depends on the story. In some versions they took seven pairs of every "clean" animal. I believe that includes the type of animals they ate as pigs which they didn't eat were seen as dirty animals.

Though all of those animals were breeding pairs so they couldn't just eat them.

Fish probably.

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Revisited
10/06/23 2:04:31 AM
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Dark_Arbron posted...
To be fair its been disputed as to whether the word translated as year might have actually meant month (or some other denomination) instead.

Theres lots of other crazy shit in the Bible of course, but the whole 900 year old thing might be a misconception.
Oh my god. Zat would mean... he's only like 75 years old, a relatively normal age albeit still impressive for back then? That's crazy.
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Foppe
10/06/23 2:05:36 AM
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Dark_Arbron posted...
Or Princess Celestia went crazy and decided no more night for you.
God kidnapped Luna

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Dark_Arbron
10/06/23 2:05:38 AM
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Revisited posted...
Oh my god. Zat would mean... he's only like 75 years old, a relatively normal age albeit still impressive for back then? That's crazy.

Ratchetrockon posted...
Ohhh thanks for the info

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodNeverSaidThat

Pretty good reading material if you have time.


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HylianFox
10/06/23 2:07:01 AM
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tbf the Bible claims Noah took 7 of every 'clean' animal as well as the pairs, so maybe they ate them

But the kicker is, the whole notion of which animals are 'clean' and 'unclean' didn't come about until Mosaic Law hundreds of years later, so it's anachronistic

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creativerealms
10/06/23 2:07:07 AM
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YugiNoob posted...
Guess Biblical fish were built different
That is a Christians answer. "The world was different back then" is a common answer for any question someone has.

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Metal_Gear_Raxis
10/06/23 2:09:16 AM
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There's like a billion problems with the Noah's Arc story roflmao.

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Dark_Arbron
10/06/23 2:13:40 AM
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creativerealms posted...
That is a Christians answer. "The world was different back then" is a common answer for any question someone has.

Yeah, things started working the modern way right around the time we can start tracing accurate records. Before then, who knows what the laws of physics and biochemistry were?

(then carbon dating came along and torpedoed that excuse)

Though I think YugiNoob was joking so nothing against him.

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Blue_Target
10/06/23 2:14:18 AM
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Dragons, unicorns, cthulhu

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YugiNoob
10/06/23 2:19:44 AM
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Wait, nobody thought I was serious, did they? I thought my first post here made my skepticism of the Bible quite clear <_<

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GuerrillaSoldier
10/06/23 2:19:51 AM
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why did they have to eat only animals? what about all the other plants and fruits and other things? or are we forgetting that the entire rest of the world existed besides animals because it's a story?


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YugiNoob
10/06/23 2:23:25 AM
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GuerrillaSoldier posted...
why did they have to eat only animals? what about all the other plants and fruits and other things? or are we forgetting that the entire rest of the world existed besides animals because it's a story?
Because some animals HAVE to eat meat.

...Or wait, no, Biblical creatures were built different.

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Dark_Arbron
10/06/23 2:25:56 AM
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YugiNoob posted...
Wait, nobody thought I was serious, did they? I thought my first post here made my skepticism of the Bible quite clear <_<

Yeah.

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OriginalPlain2
10/06/23 2:28:20 AM
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You know there is at least a couple doctors that believe the Noahs flood really happened.

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Dark_Arbron
10/06/23 2:30:06 AM
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OriginalPlain2 posted...
You know there is at least a couple doctors that believe the Noahs flood really happened.

Isnt there famously a brain surgeon who believes in some silly conspiracy? Not anti-vaxx, but something else

Anyone know who Im talking about?

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creativerealms
10/06/23 3:22:01 AM
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Dark_Arbron posted...
Isnt there famously a brain surgeon who believes in some silly conspiracy? Not anti-vaxx, but something else

Anyone know who Im talking about?
You mean the guy who claimed the Pyramids were grain silos?

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Dark_Arbron
10/06/23 3:23:10 AM
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creativerealms posted...
You mean the guy who claimed the Pyramids were grain silos?

Possibly.

Edit; He might have just been a transphobe. People pointed out that you can be a genius surgeon but still not know the first thing about psychology.

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