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lilORANG 09/26/23 8:33:21 PM #1:	It's an ark. Not a boat. Not a ship. No sails. Completely rudderless. No way for Noah to steer or direct it. Which means he was at the mercy of the currents and tides. Yet everyone assumes he just floated in place and stayed in the middle East. No evidence whatsoever of that. I think he floated on over to the good ol' US of A and his descendants became God's chosen people and that's why the USA is the most perfect, righteous, blessed nation on earth. Semper Fi. --- Let's all please just get along. <cite>lilORANG posted [p:976325204] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>It's an ark. Not a boat. Not a ship. No sails. Completely rudderless. No way for Noah to steer or direct it. Which means he was at the mercy of the currents and tides.Yet everyone assumes he just floated in place and stayed in the middle East. No evidence whatsoever of that. I think he floated on over to the good ol' US of A and his descendants became God's chosen people and that's why the USA is the most perfect, righteous, blessed nation on earth.Semper Fi. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sexypwnstar 09/26/23 8:36:35 PM #3:	My favorite part is where he had termites and beavers on it --- http://i.imgur.com/Su4g5.jpg http://i.imgur.com/21DiJ.jpg <cite>Sexypwnstar posted [p:976325262] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>My favorite part is where he had termites and beavers on it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 09/26/23 8:38:24 PM #4:	Gilgamesh's tale was more interesting, IMO. Noah's was another reboot. --- Putin delenda est <cite>brestugo posted [p:976325298] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>Gilgamesh's tale was more interesting, IMO. Noah's was another reboot. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrResetti 09/26/23 8:39:00 PM #5:	TC clearly has no understanding of Biblical floods and their currents. <cite>MrResetti posted [p:976325313] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>TC clearly has no understanding of Biblical floods and their currents. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Agonized_rufous 09/26/23 8:39:27 PM #6:	How else would you explain he tigers in Texas and Florida having every fun animal ever --- "All I have is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for anyone!"-Tony Montana <cite>Agonized_rufous posted [p:976325323] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>How else would you explain he tigers in Texas and Florida having every fun animal ever </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
vycebrand2 09/26/23 8:44:55 PM #7:	I tried to ask how did the animals from what would be the middle east which lets be honest doesnt have alot of diversity get all the way to the americas in 5000 years and not being killed outright for food(2 of each). Also if it was a world wide flood there would be nothing to eat except fish all vegetation would be destroyed. When you logicaly go through the story thats when you figure out its all a story. Which a good bit of the bible is. Stories. Some don't want to admit that --- I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me- <cite>vycebrand2 posted [p:976325421] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>I tried to ask how did the animals from what would be the middle east which lets be honest doesnt have alot of diversity get all the way to the americas in 5000 years and not being killed outright for food(2 of each). Also if it was a world wide flood there would be nothing to eat except fish all vegetation would be destroyed. When you logicaly go through the story thats when you figure out its all a story. Which a good bit of the bible is. Stories. Some don't want to admit that </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prestoff 09/26/23 8:45:25 PM #8:	You don't understand, it's all a "metaphor"! Any inconsistency in the bible can easily be explained as just being a metaphor, you just don't know how to read the bible correct! --- DI MOLTO! <cite>Prestoff posted [p:976325435] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>You don't understand, it's all a "metaphor"! Any inconsistency in the bible can easily be explained as just being a metaphor, you just don't know how to read the bible correct! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KINDERFELD 09/26/23 9:13:36 PM #9:	CE, please observe. This is how some whites promote the myth of their superiority here in America. --- POLITICS IS MY RELIGION PS5, Switch, RTX 3080 12GB <cite>KINDERFELD posted [p:976325919] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>CE, please observe. This is how some whites promote the myth of their superiority here in America. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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St0rmFury 09/26/23 9:19:16 PM #11:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Genetics don't exist at that time, brah. --- "Average Joe" is a trolling term since it's completely an opinion. "Overachieving" is also an opinion. - SBAllen (Hellhole: 52458377) <cite>St0rmFury posted [p:976326022] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Genetics don't exist at that time, brah. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 09/26/23 9:20:06 PM #12:	St0rmFury posted... Genetics don't exist at that time, brah. It's true. Hell, Jesus didn't even have a Y chromosome. --- Let's all please just get along. <cite>lilORANG posted [p:976326037] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>St0rmFury posted... </cite><quote>Genetics don't exist at that time, brah.</quote>It's true. Hell, Jesus didn't even have a Y chromosome. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garabandal 09/26/23 9:20:35 PM #13:	Noah also invented alcohol according to the Bible https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noah%27s_wine In the Bible, the few chapters that come between the creation of Adam and the birth of Noah contain no mention of alcoholic drinks. After the account of the great flood, the biblical Noah is said to have cultivated a vineyard, made wine, and become intoxicated. Thus, the discovery of fermentation is traditionally attributed to Noah because this is the first time alcohol appears in the Bible. Noah's wine has been described as a "pleasant relief for man from the toilsome work of the crop". --- Silence is my shield. It crushes. Silence is my cloak. It smothers. Silence is my sword. It cuts, both ways. Silence is the deadliest weapon. <cite>Garabandal posted [p:976326047] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>Noah also invented alcohol according to the Biblehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noah%27s_wine<quote>In the Bible, the few chapters that come between the creation of Adam and the birth of Noah contain no mention of alcoholic drinks. After the account of the great flood, the biblical Noah is said to have cultivated a vineyard, made wine, and become intoxicated. Thus, the discovery of fermentation is traditionally attributed to Noah because this is the first time alcohol appears in the Bible. Noah's wine has been described as a "pleasant relief for man from the toilsome work of the crop".</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GeraldDarko 09/26/23 9:21:29 PM #14:	lilORANG posted... I think he floated on over to the good ol' US of A and his descendants became God's chosen people and that's why the USA is the most perfect, righteous, blessed nation on earth. It did. It's right here. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/1/8/AAeowgAAE4EK.jpg --- Carpe petat <cite>GeraldDarko posted [p:976326054] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>lilORANG posted... </cite><quote>I think he floated on over to the good ol' US of A and his descendants became God's chosen people and that's why the USA is the most perfect, righteous, blessed nation on earth.</quote>It did. It's right here. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/1/8/AAeowgAAE4EK.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AngelsNAirwav3s 09/26/23 9:23:50 PM #15:	Isnt that from the Book of Mormon? I cant remember how they explain the real Jews being from America or w/e they believe --- Hello world! <cite>AngelsNAirwav3s posted [p:976326095] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>Isnt that from the Book of Mormon? I cant remember how they explain the real Jews being from America or w/e they believe </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pikachuchupika 09/26/23 9:29:37 PM #16:	I prefer the story of Santa Claus and his elves. <cite>Pikachuchupika posted [p:976326190] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>I prefer the story of Santa Claus and his elves. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bfslick50 09/26/23 9:30:58 PM #17:	lilORANG posted... I think he floated on over to the good ol' US of A and his descendants became God's chosen people and that's why the USA is the most perfect, righteous, blessed nation on earth. How are there people that aren't Noah's descendants? --- "Something's wrong! Murder isn't working and that's all we're good at." ~Futurama <cite>bfslick50 posted [p:976326209] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>lilORANG posted... </cite><quote>I think he floated on over to the good ol' US of A and his descendants became God's chosen people and that's why the USA is the most perfect, righteous, blessed nation on earth.</quote>How are there people that aren't Noah's descendants? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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St0rmFury 09/26/23 9:32:59 PM #19:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] The United States of Ark has a nice ring to it. --- "Average Joe" is a trolling term since it's completely an opinion. "Overachieving" is also an opinion. - SBAllen (Hellhole: 52458377) <cite>St0rmFury posted [p:976326249] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> The United States of Ark has a nice ring to it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sariana21 09/26/23 9:33:12 PM #20:	Pikachuchupika posted... I prefer the story of Santa Claus and his elves. He uses his magic to keep it all FROZEN so he doesn't need an ARK! --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08); Pronouns: she/her/hers <cite>Sariana21 posted [p:976326255] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>Pikachuchupika posted... </cite><quote>I prefer the story of Santa Claus and his elves.</quote>He uses his magic to keep it all FROZEN so he doesn't need an ARK! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ar0ge 09/26/23 9:49:49 PM #21:	Don't forget all the dinosaur species were also on the ark <cite>Ar0ge posted [p:976326550] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>Don't forget all the dinosaur species were also on the ark </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 09/26/23 10:24:30 PM #22:	All the rain that created the flood, would have desalinated the global oceans, causing the extinction of like 99% of sea life on earth. When the flood ended, the ocean would be dead <cite>Zikten posted [p:976327084] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>All the rain that created the flood, would have desalinated the global oceans, causing the extinction of like 99% of sea life on earth. When the flood ended, the ocean would be dead</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ForsakenHermit 09/26/23 10:29:33 PM #23:	Remember that episode of The Simpsons where Flanders builds an ark but takes two animals of the same sex because he didn't want any hanky panky? Talk about missing the point. --- Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP Make Arcades Great Again! <cite>ForsakenHermit posted [p:976327160] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>Remember that episode of The Simpsons where Flanders builds an ark but takes two animals of the same sex because he didn't want any hanky panky?Talk about missing the point. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thermador446 09/26/23 10:31:31 PM #24:	Ok, but why is the Ark of the Covenant so tiny in comparison??? --- "While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch <cite>Thermador446 posted [p:976327192] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>Ok, but why is the Ark of the Covenant so tiny in comparison??? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 09/26/23 10:32:48 PM #25:	Prestoff posted... You don't understand, it's all a "metaphor"! Any inconsistency in the bible can easily be explained as just being a metaphor, you just don't know how to read the bible correct! No, no. You just aren't meant to understand. --- And as the people bend, The moral fabric dies, Then country can't pretend to ignore its peoples cries. <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:976327210] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>Prestoff posted... </cite><quote>You don't understand, it's all a "metaphor"! Any inconsistency in the bible can easily be explained as just being a metaphor, you just don't know how to read the bible correct!</quote>No, no. You just aren't meant to understand. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ForsakenHermit 09/26/23 10:32:49 PM #26:	Thermador446 posted... Ok, but why is the Ark of the Covenant so tiny in comparison??? Wasn't that made to house the ten commandments? --- Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP Make Arcades Great Again! <cite>ForsakenHermit posted [p:976327211] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>Thermador446 posted... </cite><quote>Ok, but why is the Ark of the Covenant so tiny in comparison???</quote>Wasn't that made to house the ten commandments? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 09/26/23 10:39:04 PM #27:	Zikten posted... All the rain that created the flood, would have desalinated the global oceans, causing the extinction of like 99% of sea life on earth. When the flood ended, the ocean would be dead Which would have made it a lot easier to fit 2 of every fish in the tank on the ark! --- Let's all please just get along. <cite>lilORANG posted [p:976327307] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>Zikten posted... </cite><quote>All the rain that created the flood, would have desalinated the global oceans, causing the extinction of like 99% of sea life on earth. When the flood ended, the ocean would be dead</quote>Which would have made it a lot easier to fit 2 of every fish in the tank on the ark! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 09/26/23 10:39:41 PM #28:	That would make Noah the first Marine, wouldn't it? --- http://i.imgur.com/VeNBg.gif http://i.imgur.com/gd5jC8q.gif http://i.imgur.com/PKIy7.gif http://i.imgur.com/3p29JqP.gif <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:976327315] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>That would make Noah the first Marine, wouldn't it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 09/26/23 10:40:42 PM #29:	Good topic --- Trucking Legend Don Schneider! <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:976327327] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>Good topic </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 09/26/23 10:58:14 PM #30:	USA USA USA uSA <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:976327575] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>USA USA USAuSA</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 09/26/23 10:59:04 PM #31:	I thought it was about a dude inventing wine, getting drunk, and passing out naked --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:976327590] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>I thought it was about a dude inventing wine, getting drunk, and passing out naked </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeoRavus 09/26/23 11:04:07 PM #32:	But Noah was dragging a big anchor so it only drifted a few hundred miles from Iraq to Turkey --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:976327665] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>But Noah was dragging a big anchor so it only drifted a few hundred miles from Iraq to Turkey </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DnDer 09/26/23 11:05:20 PM #33:	AngelsNAirwav3s posted... Isnt that from the Book of Mormon? I cant remember how they explain the real Jews being from America or w/e they believe Jaredites. The built wooden submarines and sailed to America. --- What has books ever teached us? -- Captain Afrohead Subject-verb agreement. -- t3h 0n3 <cite>DnDer posted [p:976327679] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>AngelsNAirwav3s posted... </cite><quote>Isnt that from the Book of Mormon? I cant remember how they explain the real Jews being from America or w/e they believe</quote>Jaredites. The built wooden submarines and sailed to America. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
solosnake 09/26/23 11:07:07 PM #34:	So we killed gods descendants when europeans settled the continent? --- "We would have no NBA possibly if they got rid of all the flopping." ~ Dwyane Wade <cite>solosnake posted [p:976327704] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>So we killed gods descendants when europeans settled the continent? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 09/26/23 11:07:09 PM #35:	DnDer posted... Jaredites. The built wooden submarines and sailed to America. Which is clearly absurd. My theory is in line with original biblical Scripture. --- Let's all please just get along. <cite>lilORANG posted [p:976327705] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>DnDer posted... </cite><quote>Jaredites. The built wooden submarines and sailed to America.</quote>Which is clearly absurd. My theory is in line with original biblical Scripture. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DnDer 09/26/23 11:07:16 PM #36:	LeoRavus posted... But Noah was dragging a big anchor That's what she said. --- What has books ever teached us? -- Captain Afrohead Subject-verb agreement. -- t3h 0n3 <cite>DnDer posted [p:976327707] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>LeoRavus posted... </cite><quote>But Noah was dragging a big anchor</quote>That's what she said. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 09/26/23 11:10:14 PM #37:	lilORANG posted... It's an ark. Not a boat. Not a ship. No sails. Completely rudderless. No way for Noah to steer or direct it. Which means he was at the mercy of the currents and tides. https://ncse.ngo/kentucky-gets-ark-shaped-second-creation-museum Some of the details of the appearance of the Ark are interesting. Since Genesis only gives a brief description of the Ark as a rectangular box with dimensions in cubits, AiGs version has some odd details, presumably added by their staffs research. First, there is an oddly shaped bow that is vaguely reminiscent of the bulbous bow of a modern supertanker or even the prow of an ancient Greek or Roman ship (Figure 3). Since the Ark wasnt supposed to be a powered vessel plowing through the ocean, this feature is strange. Another invention that doesnt seem useful is the ridgelike wooden sail on the upper deck near the stern. Ark Encounters website claims this would have kept the Ark pointed into the wind and thus waves as well. However, this isnt really true, as wind and waves dont necessarily come from the same direction during a storm. I suspect that someone at AiG thought these features looked good and stuck with them, rationalizing their usefulness in hindsight. The AiG version does look more attractive, if not as seaworthy, than a rectangular barge, and since the entire thing is an invention based on an ancient myth, it probably doesnt matter. Ken Ham's Ark has a prow and rudder, despite the Bible describing it as little more than a huge wooden box. >_> --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:976327759] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>lilORANG posted... </cite><quote>It's an ark. Not a boat. Not a ship. No sails. Completely rudderless. No way for Noah to steer or direct it. Which means he was at the mercy of the currents and tides.</quote>https://ncse.ngo/kentucky-gets-ark-shaped-second-creation-museum<quote>Some of the details of the appearance of the Ark are interesting. Since Genesis only gives a brief description of the Ark as a rectangular box with dimensions in cubits, AiGs version has some odd details, presumably added by their staffs research. First, there is an oddly shaped bow that is vaguely reminiscent of the bulbous bow of a modern supertanker or even the prow of an ancient Greek or Roman ship (Figure 3). Since the Ark wasnt supposed to be a powered vessel plowing through the ocean, this feature is strange. Another invention that doesnt seem useful is the ridgelike wooden sail on the upper deck near the stern. Ark Encounters website claims this would have kept the Ark pointed into the wind and thus waves as well. However, this isnt really true, as wind and waves dont necessarily come from the same direction during a storm. I suspect that someone at AiG thought these features looked good and stuck with them, rationalizing their usefulness in hindsight. The AiG version does look more attractive, if not as seaworthy, than a rectangular barge, and since the entire thing is an invention based on an ancient myth, it probably doesnt matter.</quote>Ken Ham's Ark has a prow and rudder, despite the Bible describing it as little more than a huge wooden box.>_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
A_Good_Boy 09/26/23 11:12:53 PM #38:	Thermador446 posted... Ok, but why is the Ark of the Covenant so tiny in comparison??? Because there aren't 2 of every animal inside it. --- Who is? I am! <cite>A_Good_Boy posted [p:976327788] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>Thermador446 posted... </cite><quote>Ok, but why is the Ark of the Covenant so tiny in comparison???</quote>Because there aren't 2 of every animal inside it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 09/26/23 11:13:56 PM #39:	Why did Noah leave behind Unicorns and dinosaurs? --- "I dreamt I was a moron." <cite>Strider102 posted [p:976327807] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>Why did Noah leave behind Unicorns and dinosaurs? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kim_Seong-a 09/26/23 11:16:23 PM #40:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] To be fair, the story presupposes the existence of an omnipotent entity capable of telling all known laws of nature and physics to fuck off Now, why said entity would only intervene to make the genetic diversity work, but tell Noah to build the ark himself, is anyone's guess <_< --- Lusa Cfaad Taydr <cite>Kim_Seong-a posted [p:976327846] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> To be fair, the story presupposes the existence of an omnipotent entity capable of telling all known laws of nature and physics to fuck offNow, why said entity would only intervene to make the genetic diversity work, but tell Noah to build the ark himself, is anyone's guess <_< </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kami_no_Kami 09/26/23 11:16:57 PM #41:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/9/1/AASfTXAAE4FT.jpg <cite>Kami_no_Kami posted [p:976327858] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/9/1/AASfTXAAE4FT.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 09/26/23 11:17:28 PM #42:	Kim_Seong-a posted... To be fair, the story presupposes the existence of an omnipotent entity capable of telling all known laws of nature and physics to fuck off Now, why said entity would only intervene to make the genetic diversity work, but tell Noah to build the ark himself, is anyone's guess <_< Because he works in mysterious ways or whatever bullshit people spew. --- "I dreamt I was a moron." <cite>Strider102 posted [p:976327863] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>Kim_Seong-a posted... </cite><quote>To be fair, the story presupposes the existence of an omnipotent entity capable of telling all known laws of nature and physics to fuck offNow, why said entity would only intervene to make the genetic diversity work, but tell Noah to build the ark himself, is anyone's guess <_<</quote>Because he works in mysterious ways or whatever bullshit people spew. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 09/26/23 11:17:56 PM #43:	Either that is a tiny ark or those are HUGE giraffes The elephants would sink that thing --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:976327870] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>Either that is a tiny ark or those are HUGE giraffesThe elephants would sink that thing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 09/26/23 11:18:57 PM #44:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/9/2/AAPNOcAAE4FU.jpg --- "I dreamt I was a moron." <cite>Strider102 posted [p:976327884] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/9/2/AAPNOcAAE4FU.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 09/26/23 11:20:45 PM #45:	brestugo posted... Gilgamesh's tale was more interesting, IMO. Noah's was another reboot. Even if you accept that both are myths, there's no way to tell which came first. Just because Gilgamesh was found on older stone tablets, it doesn't mean that they didn't copy the story of Noah. We're pretty much talking about pre-recorded history. <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:976327911] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>brestugo posted... </cite><quote>Gilgamesh's tale was more interesting, IMO. Noah's was another reboot.</quote>Even if you accept that both are myths, there's no way to tell which came first. Just because Gilgamesh was found on older stone tablets, it doesn't mean that they didn't copy the story of Noah. We're pretty much talking about pre-recorded history.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 09/26/23 11:21:15 PM #46:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/9/3/AAPNOcAAE4FV.jpg --- "I dreamt I was a moron." <cite>Strider102 posted [p:976327918] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/9/3/AAPNOcAAE4FV.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 09/26/23 11:21:37 PM #47:	Strider102 posted... Why did Noah leave behind Unicorns and dinosaurs? God hates freaks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daFqm2RO7SA --- Eat the rich Destroy the GOP <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:976327926] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>Strider102 posted... </cite><quote>Why did Noah leave behind Unicorns and dinosaurs?</quote>God hates freaks:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daFqm2RO7SA </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 09/26/23 11:25:11 PM #48:	What did the carnivores eat while they were on the ark? --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:976327977] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>What did the carnivores eat while they were on the ark? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heineken14 09/26/23 11:27:09 PM #49:	They should have had Vin Diesel play Noah in the movie, because it's about family. --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. <cite>Heineken14 posted [p:976328009] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>They should have had Vin Diesel play Noah in the movie, because it's about family. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 09/26/23 11:28:06 PM #50:	Heineken14 posted... They should have had Vin Diesel play Noah in the movie, because it's about family. Jason Momoa would just come along and steal the show, anyway --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:976328020] in Noah's Ark... [t:80578185]...</cite> <quote>Heineken14 posted... </cite><quote>They should have had Vin Diesel play Noah in the movie, because it's about family.</quote>Jason Momoa would just come along and steal the show, anyway </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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