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MabusIncarnate
09/26/23 11:32:24 PM
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YugiNoob posted...
What did the carnivores eat while they were on the ark?
Jesus made them synthetic meat for the journey

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ForsakenHermit
09/26/23 11:33:45 PM
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The correct answer is manna. The carnivores ate manna.

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Tyranthraxus
09/26/23 11:36:07 PM
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lilORANG posted...
I think he floated on over to the good ol' US of A and his descendants became God's chosen people and that's why the USA is the most perfect, righteous, blessed nation on earth.

So that's how the book of Mormon got there

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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rodu_jr
09/26/23 11:41:10 PM
#54:


YugiNoob posted...
What did the carnivores eat while they were on the ark?
I think I heard someone argue that there were no carnivores at the time, lions, tigers and such were plant eaters :s
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Notti
09/29/23 6:12:34 AM
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Strider102 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/9/3/AAPNOcAAE4FV.jpg

But God promised....

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Foppe
09/29/23 6:22:08 AM
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Ararat is in USA now?

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Dark_Arbron
09/29/23 6:26:14 AM
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Prestoff posted...
You don't understand, it's all a "metaphor"! Any inconsistency in the bible can easily be explained as just being a metaphor, you just don't know how to read the bible correct!

MabusIncarnate posted...
No, no. You just aren't meant to understand.

Strider102 posted...
Because he works in mysterious ways or whatever bullshit people spew.

Now, people. Just because key aspects of the story have been discredited doesnt mean the rest of it isnt true!

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mustachedmystic
09/29/23 6:50:54 AM
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So, he floated halfway across the globe, in a powerless, rudderless boat, in 40 days? Apparently there is a lot of stuff you dont understand.

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GranAures
09/29/23 7:18:05 AM
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Kim_Seong-a posted...
Now, why said entity would only intervene to make the genetic diversity work, but tell Noah to build the ark himself, is anyone's guess <_<
Clearly, it's because said entity has an incest kink.

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