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Pikachuchupika
09/25/23 3:01:33 PM
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Tomorrow an asteroid the size of the moon comes crashing into the planet. You have about 24 hours to prepare for imminent death. What do you do?
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samsungsalt
09/25/23 3:02:10 PM
#2:


Nothing.

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Ratchetrockon
09/25/23 3:02:18 PM
#3:


Cry

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toreysback
09/25/23 3:03:03 PM
#4:


die

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Zombified_Toast
09/25/23 3:31:47 PM
#5:


Jerk it with Luigi

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Dungeater
09/25/23 3:35:26 PM
#7:


skip work lmao

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ROBANN_88
09/25/23 3:35:59 PM
#9:


don't look up

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Scorsese2002
09/25/23 3:36:11 PM
#10:


Dungeater posted...
skip work lmao

My job would still give out write ups.........wish I was kidding

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WilliamPorygon
09/25/23 3:40:49 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/5/AABGtnAAE30p.jpg

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Strider102
09/25/23 3:46:53 PM
#12:


I would spend that time with my family. 30 minutes before impact I'd take some chairs out into the field so we get a front row seat at the end. I then proceed to get high as fuck.

Then when I see it coming, I stand up, lifting my hands into the air.

"Bring it on you son of a bitch!" I boldly proclaim as it enters the atmosphere.

From there one of two possibilities occur.

1. I'm obliterated.

2. I succeed in catching it and toss it back into the depths of space from whence it came.

In scenario 2 I become a hero, the most important person on the entire planet. All will bow and worship me as their saviour. We welcome in a new era on Earth with me as the ruler of everything.

Then suddenly, I snap out of my bad trip, look up and see it approach. And I utter one final monologue.

"Goddamn that was cool."

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runewalshPSiv
09/25/23 3:50:18 PM
#13:


Get laid then smoke some meth and spend the remaining time with family.

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Dark_Arbron
09/25/23 3:50:54 PM
#14:


I can verify this is not the case.

Its already tomorrow in Australia.

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NOM
09/25/23 3:54:02 PM
#15:


Sleep in I guess

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GeminiDeus
09/25/23 4:16:24 PM
#16:


I play the Song of Time to redo today endlessly.

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DarthDemented
09/25/23 4:18:46 PM
#17:


Time a fart juuuuuuust right so I can brag about being the one ending the world with just one blast from the ass.

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UnsteadyOwl
09/25/23 4:21:46 PM
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Stake out a nice spot to watch the world end. If I'm going to die and I can't do anything about it I might as well enjoy the show.

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Nukazie
09/25/23 4:23:51 PM
#19:


beat it

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YugiNoob
09/25/23 4:31:09 PM
#20:


Same thing I did when I got this alert

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/4/5/AAPV5JAADQlJ.jpg

Go back to sleep :3

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AceMos
09/25/23 4:34:07 PM
#21:


spend the day doing the things i love

then in the final hour i will watch my favorite movie one last time

my favorite movie is the land before time fyi

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SpawnShadow
09/25/23 4:40:13 PM
#22:


Drink myself into a stupor.
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Crimsoness
09/25/23 4:41:18 PM
#23:


Hope I'm near the blast center so I go quick

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Dynamite with a laser beam
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Eviora
09/25/23 5:07:55 PM
#24:


I'll take a potato chip and eat it!
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DarkFists
09/25/23 5:08:48 PM
#25:


Sleep?

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Ratchetrockon
09/25/23 5:59:44 PM
#26:


Could we survive if we go to a mine or a bunker

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ForsakenHermit
09/25/23 6:02:00 PM
#27:


Hookers

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Pikachuchupika
09/25/23 6:08:01 PM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
Could we survive if we go to a mine or a bunker

No. The Earth would be smashed into smithereens. The only way to survive is to fly into space, but I guess only the richest people would be able to do something like that within 24 hours.
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FL81
09/25/23 6:08:37 PM
#29:


E. Jerk it with Luigi

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IHeartRadiation
09/25/23 6:31:34 PM
#30:


https://youtu.be/LVJ6CQPKaIg

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ToucheTurtle
09/25/23 6:51:08 PM
#31:


Fuck my coworker then play cyberpunk 2077 DLC.

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Nunyobidness
09/25/23 7:13:27 PM
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I would go to the nearest store and grab some junk food and alcohol and just pig out, get drunk and aim to be passed the fuck out by the time it hits.
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