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GameGodOfAll 08/15/23 12:28:18 AM #1: |
Sick of that smug son of a bitch and I'm not gonna stop until I make him kill someone even if it's me.
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FortuneCookie 08/15/23 12:30:46 AM #3: |
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Turbam 08/15/23 12:33:24 AM #4: |
He killed
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gna647 08/15/23 12:38:56 AM #5: |
Isnt this the plot of ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 08/15/23 12:41:22 AM #6: |
become a master of Fate to Foot style. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d696t3yALAY ... Copied to Clipboard!
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A_Good_Boy 08/15/23 12:43:29 AM #7: |
Have someone show up at one of his parties and double dip the chips all night.
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Zikten 08/15/23 12:52:02 AM #8: |
Set him up in a situation where he's forced to kill Superman, to save Earth. Superman loses his mind and is on a rampage. He will hunt humans to extinction unless Batman kills him ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ArchonKnight 08/15/23 12:52:04 AM #9: |
All you gotta do is double dog dare him.
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Breaker 08/15/23 12:59:09 AM #10: |
He does in the Keaton movies and seemingly kills
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VorpalAxeMan 08/15/23 1:00:56 AM #11: |
Create an army of perfectly lifelike magical constructs. Capture Batman and take him to a secure area, like a remote island or moonbase, staffed mostly by your constructs. Proceed to have them attack him in increasing numbers and with greater lethality, with the first few easy knockouts leading to 'accidental' self destructions.
Then you need to taunt him about just making more, until he begins using kill shots. Then you add the real humans to the fray. Unfortunately the writer decided Batman can see through the plan, because he can, but it sounds solid otherwise. --- Abba Zabba, you my only friend. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FortuneCookie 08/15/23 1:07:57 AM #13: |
I always thought that guy was pro wrestler Bam Bam Bigelow. But he's not. He's the guy that Stallone arm wrestles in Over the Top. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mercurydude 08/15/23 1:10:06 AM #14: |
Just putting him in a time machine back to circa 1939 will do the trick.
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GameGodOfAll 08/15/23 1:15:08 AM #15: |
I'm well aware of times Batman's killed people guys. Just come up with funny or interesting scenarios you could do to make say...TAS Batman kill you/someone.
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Philip027 08/15/23 1:16:26 AM #16: |
Batman had a no kill rule? I thought his rule was no guns. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 08/15/23 1:18:45 AM #18: |
Batman had no problem plugging a hole in Darkseid with some kind of new god magic bullet. It didn't actually kill darkseid but Batman was definitely trying to do it.
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Nukazie 08/15/23 1:21:07 AM #19: |
joker with prep time
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mercurydude 08/15/23 1:23:21 AM #20: |
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The funny thing is, later in the movie Selina reveals her plan to kill Max Shreck and Bruce lectures her like, "Wait a minute... who do you think you are!?" Like, you've done worse, Batsy, and recently at that! Burton's Batman is based more on the early comics I posted a picture of, but he's pretty inconsistent with being okay to kill because when it's Catwoman doing it, he suddenly gets all indignant. --- God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in her shoes, 'cause then you really might know what it's like to have to choose. - Everlast ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 08/15/23 1:23:36 AM #21: |
Make Batman play through Mass Effect 1's
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mercurydude 08/15/23 2:21:46 AM #22: |
GameGodOfAll posted...
I'm well aware of times Batman's killed people guys. Just come up with funny or interesting scenarios you could do to make say...TAS Batman kill you/someone. I just thought of one. Have Mad Hatter trick Batman into thinking he's fighting Solomon Grundy. Grundy's basically a zombie so Batman won't hesitate to go lethal on him... in reality, he's fighting Bane or Killer Croc (or similar muscular criminal,) so while he thinks he's disposing of a zombie, he's actually committing homicide. --- God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in her shoes, 'cause then you really might know what it's like to have to choose. - Everlast ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GameGodOfAll 08/15/23 2:27:43 AM #23: |
mercurydude posted...
I just thought of one. Have Mad Hatter trick Batman into thinking he's fighting Solomon Grundy. Grundy's basically a zombie so Batman won't hesitate to go lethal on him... in reality, he's fighting Bane or Killer Croc (or similar muscular criminal,) so while he thinks he's disposing of a zombie, he's actually committing homicide.Dats pretty good. You're on the team. --- My Words Were True And Sheamus Made You Believe! http://imgur.com/Fc39f.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MICHALECOLE 08/15/23 2:34:59 AM #24: |
Philip027 posted... Batman had a no kill rule? I thought his rule was no guns.Are you being serious Philip ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Glob 08/15/23 2:38:00 AM #25: |
Breaker posted... He does in the Keaton movies and seemingly kills TDKR was the first Batman film in which he didnt kill anybody, and I include the Adam West film in that. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GameGodOfAll 08/15/23 2:39:30 AM #26: |
Who did he kill in TDK?
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Glob 08/15/23 2:41:58 AM #27: |
GameGodOfAll posted... Who did he kill in TDK? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VRX3000 08/15/23 2:43:03 AM #28: |
Okaythe bomb in Batman returns blew up with confetti. It was more a dark prank than an actual bomb.
now, the head-first falling down a manhole right before might have killed the guy anyway, but thats besides the point. same thing sorta happened in the first Keaton movie. Henchmen dies as Batman fights him off, but he tried to save joker. --- ~ my improv troupe ~ www.forgetfulsquirrels.com ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GameGodOfAll 08/15/23 2:44:12 AM #29: |
Glob posted...
Ah. Right. --- My Words Were True And Sheamus Made You Believe! http://imgur.com/Fc39f.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EyeWontBeFooled 08/15/23 3:41:42 AM #30: |
mercurydude posted...
I just thought of one. Have Mad Hatter trick Batman into thinking he's fighting Solomon Grundy. Grundy's basically a zombie so Batman won't hesitate to go lethal on him... in reality, he's fighting Bane or Killer Croc (or similar muscular criminal,) so while he thinks he's disposing of a zombie, he's actually committing homicide.I love it. It's just a bit too much like the start of the Injustice game's/comic's story. However, having Injustice but with Batman Who Laughs would be intriguing... --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 307 Shinys and counting! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Torgo 08/15/23 3:43:05 AM #31: |
Get Tim Burton to direct.
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Philip027 08/15/23 4:42:54 AM #32: |
MICHALECOLE posted... Are you being serious Philip Yes? I've literally never heard of him established as having an explicit no kill rule (although he still tends to not actually kill his opponents anyway, probably because it wouldn't be very heroic, and that sort of thing isn't conducive to believably keeping his rogues gallery of recurring villains around); I've only heard of no guns. Whenever events come about that make him have to use a gun (and it isn't as a result of brainwashing or something similar), even if he never actually kills anyone with it, it's always played for seriousness and drama because his personal rule against the use of guns has always been a defining element of his character and backstory. For instance, the opening of Batman Beyond depicts him being forced to draw a gun to intimidate some basic mooks when his age and deteriorating condition leaves him unable to fight them off like he otherwise would. That event is enough to convince him that it was time to retire himself as Batman, even without ever actually firing the gun. The "no kill" thing is much more explicitly established as being Superman's thing. If he ever is forced to kill someone, it's played just as dramatically (such as with regard to Zod in Man of Steel) https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BatmanGrabsAGun ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dark_Arbron 08/15/23 4:48:06 AM #33: |
Torgo posted...
Get Tim Burton to direct. But how would he shoehorn Johnny Depp wearing a stupid costume and doing a silly accent into Batman? Actually, I take that back. Carry on. --- "The US is not a single country. It is ~20 developed countries being held hostage by ~25 developing countries and ~5 failed states." -Calintares ... Copied to Clipboard!
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iPhone_7 08/15/23 5:23:07 AM #34: |
I think it was handled well in Batman Begins.
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Glob 08/15/23 5:24:59 AM #35: |
iPhone_7 posted... I think it was handled well in Batman Begins. That sort of loses all credibility when the death you arent saving them from is one that you caused though. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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tripleh213 08/15/23 5:25:19 AM #36: |
iPhone_7 posted...
I think it was handled well in Batman Begins.I kinda liked this --- Bucks World Champions 2021 PS4 looks great ... Copied to Clipboard!
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iPhone_7 08/15/23 5:36:10 AM #37: |
Glob posted...
That sort of loses all credibility when the death you arent saving them from is one that you caused though. --- Sig User Logic http://i.imgur.com/lA5fm7w.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TomClark 08/15/23 5:55:36 AM #38: |
Peanut dust in the Batmobile exhaust.
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Glob 08/15/23 6:00:39 AM #39: |
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Guns_of_Verdun 08/15/23 6:20:09 AM #40: |
Get an unofficial 'sidekick' like The Punisher to ente the room after Batman has apprehended the crooks to kill them.
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008Zulu 08/15/23 7:03:45 AM #41: |
Have Batman try to solve the trolley problem.
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AlveinFencer 08/15/23 7:06:58 AM #42: |
No Fear toxin.
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mustachedmystic 08/15/23 10:09:47 AM #43: |
Rig up a .45 so it looks like his batarang launcher, den sneak into da Batcave, and make da switch.
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Squall28 08/15/23 10:15:48 AM #44: |
Send a super weak goon to fight him. Impact of batman's punch will kill him.
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PeteyParker 08/15/23 10:20:55 AM #45: |
Just make Batman live action and he will wantonly kill and use guns to his heart's content.
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pnut027 08/15/23 10:25:22 AM #46: |
Hire three actors, two men and one woman.
Tie one man up. Have the other man place the woman in a chokehold and have them act as if the man is going to kill the woman. Use Scarecrow toxin to make Batman believe that the tied up man is his father and the woman is his mother. Let the scene play out. --- If you're not getting promoted, it's not because you're not good at your job. It's because you're good at a ONLY your job. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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texanfan27 08/15/23 10:31:17 AM #47: |
Batman no kill rule only applies to humans I think, he laxes it for threats outside street crime.
also he will decide not to save someone, but that doesnt count as killing. He did that to the joker who tied up with a building set to explode. --- I'm a ? Block. No, punching me won't give you power ups. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ArchNemo 08/15/23 10:36:06 AM #48: |
Glob posted...
Wasn't the whole point of the ending that Batman didn't do it but took the blame for it because he wasn't the hero Gotham needed or something? It's been a while. --- Down with the Signess. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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El_Marsh 08/15/23 10:38:49 AM #49: |
Zikten posted...
Set him up in a situation where he's forced to kill Superman, to save Earth. Superman loses his mind and is on a rampage. He will hunt humans to extinction unless Batman kills himOr....we could not do something that's been beaten to death over the last 30 years. No offense if you were being completely sincere but "psycho/corrupt Superman" is something that I feel the world needs less (or absolutely none) of, not more. --- http://i.imgur.com/0APl48O.gifv Chiefs win! Chiefs win! EAT IT, HATERS! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PiOverlord 08/15/23 10:39:10 AM #50: |
Would Batman kill a fly that was pestering him?
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