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boxoto
08/14/23 8:24:41 PM
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I'm angry at the results

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti-Uqcuk1F0

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Sajo
08/14/23 8:26:17 PM
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These things are the dumbest fucking videos and I refuse to give them clicks.

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ellis123
08/14/23 8:50:20 PM
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Science Fantasy stuffs will always beat Science Fiction stuffs when talking about firepower.

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Robot2600
08/14/23 8:50:47 PM
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i disagree with that video

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LordFarquad1312
08/14/23 8:52:18 PM
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Jackson? JORDAN?

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ellis123
08/14/23 8:55:12 PM
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Yamato is fantasy, Enterprise is fiction.

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Solar_Crimson
08/14/23 8:55:26 PM
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boxoto posted...
I'm angry at the results
Robot2600 posted...
i disagree with that video
Let me guess: Dimitri won.

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TMOG
08/14/23 8:56:21 PM
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Death Battle stops being fun when you realize they're always going to pick the character who wouldn't actually win just to generate outrage clicks / conversation
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Sansoldier
08/14/23 9:00:37 PM
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kinda knew the logic would be that the game has magic, so he wins.

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lucariopikmin
08/14/23 9:00:42 PM
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boxoto posted...
I'm angry at the results
That says so much about who the winner is lol.

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BlueAnnihilator
08/14/23 9:04:45 PM
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Sansoldier posted...
kinda knew the logic would be that the game has magic, so he wins.
And totally ignoring the fact that Dimitri's magic stat is absolute shit

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dameon_reaper
08/14/23 9:05:54 PM
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So the game has magic?

Doesn't the manga for Berserk have magic too? Lol
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Yazarogi
08/14/23 9:07:40 PM
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dameon_reaper posted...
So the game has magic?

Doesn't the manga for Berserk have magic too? Lol

big time

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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy
08/14/23 9:09:19 PM
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Dmitri technically has skills that are designed to literally make armor useless to his attacks.... so there is that.

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Priere
08/14/23 9:17:03 PM
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Still say the best episode was Jason vs Michael.

AFAIK thats the only Halloween themed episode they have done and released around that season.

I wanna see some Freddy vs Pinhead or Nemesis vs Xenomorph. Even The Keeper vs Pyramid Head would be cool.

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Tropicalwood
08/14/23 9:20:34 PM
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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy posted...
Dmitri technically has skills that are designed to literally make armor useless to his attacks.... so there is that.
I mean the Berserk armor isn't about protection, it literally just keeps the wearer going until they run out of blood. Even then, it's assumed that you just become a living skeleton.

it is deathbattle though, it's known for asspulls. Like gold being magnetic all of a sudden.

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ellis123
08/14/23 10:55:07 PM
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Tropicalwood posted...
it is deathbattle though, it's known for asspulls. Like gold being magnetic all of a sudden.
Lol, when was that screw up?

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Tropicalwood
08/15/23 3:41:26 AM
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ellis123 posted...
Lol, when was that screw up?
Actually I take that back. It was dumber.

"Gold contains traces of iron and copper" So they just assumed magical ninja gold dust is a low purity alloy, specifically one that contains traces those two metals and that it could be bent in such a low quantity. (supposedly his gold is just there because of some fight where it got mixed in.)
https://youtu.be/DGbN_fIoX0o?t=947

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StealThisSheen
08/15/23 3:59:00 AM
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TMOG posted...
Death Battle stops being fun when you realize they're always going to pick the character who wouldn't actually win just to generate outrage clicks / conversation

Eh, I don't think that's really true. They don't have to, because they always pick characters with fanbases large enough that it's going to cause outrage no matter which one loses. Their logic just has no consistency between episodes, but I think it has more to do with they're clearly focused more on entertainment and views than actually keeping track of anything they've ever said, so it just... Happens, instead of being intentionally malicious.

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Ratchetrockon
08/15/23 4:00:06 AM
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how tf is guts mach 100+ wtf wtf wtf wtf


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_____Cait
08/15/23 4:00:12 AM
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Why are these two characters in any conversation together

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StealThisSheen
08/15/23 4:02:42 AM
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_____Cait posted...
Why are these two characters in any conversation together

It's apparently a very popular matchup because they're apparently fairly similar in fighting style/motivations. I never actually played Dimitri path so I couldn't tell you more, though.

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dancing_cactuar
08/15/23 4:43:51 AM
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_____Cait posted...
Why are these two characters in any conversation together
One eyed individuals clad in black armor and too angry to die that inhabit a fantasy setting and have a traumatic backstory in which they bore witness to a massacre of people they knew, an event which shaped their lives. The grudge they bear towards the mastermind is both understandable and completely obsessive, to the point where the mastermind's death is almost paramount to the stability of their own sanity.

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LordFarquad1312
08/15/23 11:27:25 AM
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I was done after their Tifa vs Yang video.

"Yeah, we know she has access to planet busting materia, but we'll give her the most BASIC ones based on her load out from this one spin off".

Meanwhile, in the Cloud vs Link one:
"We'll make Link an amalgamation of every single Link ever and give him access to all their skills and items, why not?"

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Srk700
08/15/23 11:42:01 AM
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Isn't Guts capable of soloing small armies? I mean, I've never watched or read Berserk, but the impression I've got was that Guts was basically a 1 man army

Which granted Dimitri could solo large groups of enemies as well. But IIRC, I don't think the groups he soloed were that large. IIRC the game made. Not to mention in 2 of the 4 paths he dies after being overwhelmed by a battered army that was trying to retreat.
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DirkDiggles
08/15/23 11:42:20 AM
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...hehhhhhhhhh *shakes head and leaves*

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boxoto
08/15/23 11:47:18 AM
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I was joking with my initial post, since I don't know anything about Dimitri, but Guts has gotten to the point where no human in his world can match him, and he can decimate low to medium level demons.

and this is as huge groups.

his armor (at some huge expense) has him equal with high level demons, but that's when it's one-on-one.

the only ones who can beat him, right now, are most likely: members of the God Hand, Skull Knight, high level witches, and the Elf King.

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Seaman_Prime
08/15/23 12:10:30 PM
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Dimitri would lose just for the fact hes in a Fire Emblem game and hes destined to get some +0 stat levels.
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PBusted
08/15/23 1:20:43 PM
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TC, you should play Three Houses.
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Dimitri would lose just for the fact hes in a Fire Emblem game and hes destined to get some +0 stat levels.
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dancing_cactuar
08/15/23 1:34:39 PM
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boxoto posted...
the only ones who can beat him, right now, are most likely: members of the God Hand, Skull Knight, high level witches, and the Elf King.
Dude's currently in BSOD mode on the Seahorse with the Beast of Darkness laughing at him after being unable to even land a remotely decent hit on Griffith on Elfhelm and Casca getting kidnapped as a result, so no question that all the God Hand members are still well beyond his reach. Even if he gave in to the Beast of Darkness and the Berserker Armor he probably still would be unable to do it.

Srk700 posted...
Isn't Guts capable of soloing small armies?
I'll just say that one of Guts' travelling companions Isidro idolizes a man known as the 100 man slayer, and serves to be the inspiration for him to be a great warrior and mercenary. Said 100 Man Slayer is in fact Guts himself.

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Tyranthraxus
08/15/23 1:48:10 PM
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I think these guys way overestimated the javelin here and then saying Rhea survived is only a technicality. She was in no condition to fight afterwards for the remainder of the game.

And also Rhea was a literal goddess.

We see a single javelin used by itself during one of the routes and the destruction seems to parallel that of the Fat Man putting a single javelin at about 25 kilos. Guts should have way out classed Dimitri here in every single aspect.

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boxoto
08/15/23 2:06:52 PM
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dancing_cactuar posted...
Dude's currently in BSOD mode on the Seahorse with the Beast of Darkness laughing at him after being unable to even land a remotely decent hit on Griffith on Elfhelm and Casca getting kidnapped as a result, so no question that all the God Hand members are still well beyond his reach. Even if he gave in to the Beast of Darkness and the Berserker Armor he probably still would be unable to do it.


oh yea, true.

I was just saying in general.

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K181
08/15/23 2:15:20 PM
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Zero interest in watching, but clearly Guts.

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RyuForce
08/15/23 2:24:37 PM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...


Meanwhile, in the Cloud vs Link one:
"We'll make Link an amalgamation of every single Link ever and give him access to all their skills and items, why not?"

Didn't they also ruled that Cloud wasn't allowed any Materia?

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s0nicfan
08/15/23 2:26:43 PM
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Death Battle basically designs their matchups to produce the maximum rage from people based on who they pick as winner. It's happened far too many times to be a coincidence.

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Tyranthraxus
08/15/23 2:27:52 PM
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RyuForce posted...


Didn't they also ruled that Cloud wasn't allowed any Materia?

No he got materia. But they also fucked up. Over on Reddit they proved if you ACTUALLY gave link all his powers from every game he can keep time stopped indefinitely.

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PBusted
08/15/23 2:28:51 PM
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https://www.reddit.com/r/shitpostemblem/comments/15rbxiv/in_honor_of_the_fe_death_battle_today_something/
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Tyranthraxus
08/15/23 2:38:54 PM
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The only Death Battle I really wish they would do is Dex-starr vs Chewie (DC vs Marvel)

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