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Trumble 07/18/23 11:52:51 PM #1:	$500,000, but all your uncles now have Homer Simpson level of intelligence. Take it Leave it $500,000, but all your uncles now have Homer Simpson level of intelligence. - Results (60 votes) Take it 91.67% (55 votes) 55 Leave it 8.33% (5 votes) 5 This does not apply to any uncle for which such intelligence would be an improvement. --- See children, Trumbles are bad, and if you don't believe me ask your dad... <cite>Trumble posted [p:974928248] in $500,000, ... [t:80512719]...</cite> <quote> $500,000, but all your uncles now have Homer Simpson level of intelligence. Take it Leave it Vote View Results $500,000, but all your uncles now have Homer Simpson level of intelligence. - Results (60 votes) Take it 91.67% (55 votes) 55 Leave it 8.33% (5 votes) 5 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80512719', message: '0', key: '6147ba3d' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } This does not apply to any uncle for which such intelligence would be an improvement. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
neverwin 07/18/23 11:53:54 PM #2:	But it would be an improvement tho --- If you're so great then why do you corrupt those who are just as great? http://i.imgur.com/S0RN1.jpg <cite>neverwin posted [p:974928267] in $500,000, ... [t:80512719]...</cite> <quote>But it would be an improvement tho</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
willythemailboy 07/19/23 12:13:11 AM #3:	Only two still alive and for one that would be an improvement and the other I haven't seen in 30 years. --- There are four lights. <cite>willythemailboy posted [p:974928536] in $500,000, ... [t:80512719]...</cite> <quote>Only two still alive and for one that would be an improvement and the other I haven't seen in 30 years.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Liu_Kano 07/19/23 12:27:54 AM #4:	they already do. fuck, at least Homer can hold a job, at a nuclear plant no less --- The dead can forgive. The dead can be forgiven. The rest of us have better things to do. <cite>Liu_Kano posted [p:974928720] in $500,000, ... [t:80512719]...</cite> <quote>they already do. fuck, at least Homer can hold a job, at a nuclear plant no less</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FL81 07/19/23 12:31:19 AM #5:	but it would be an improvem- Trumble posted... This does not apply to any uncle for which such intelligence would be an improvement. Shut the fuck up. --- https://i.imgur.com/TGkNCva.gif <cite>FL81 posted [p:974928744] in $500,000, ... [t:80512719]...</cite> <quote>but it would be an improvem-Trumble posted... </cite><quote>This does not apply to any uncle for which such intelligence would be an improvement.</quote>Shut the fuck up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 07/19/23 12:51:27 AM #6:	Basically free money. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:974928948] in $500,000, ... [t:80512719]...</cite> <quote>Basically free money.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Torgo 07/19/23 12:54:21 AM #7:	My uncles are mostly Trump MAGA types, so it would be an upgrade. --- If what you believe is truthful and just, you shouldn't have to posture as someone or something else. <cite>Torgo posted [p:974928967] in $500,000, ... [t:80512719]...</cite> <quote>My uncles are mostly Trump MAGA types, so it would be an upgrade.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bugmeat 07/19/23 12:59:16 AM #8:	My first thought was "cool, I don't really have much interaction with extended family anyway." But then I realized how fucked up it would be to make so many people that stupid for a little cash. I have to decline. --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." <cite>Bugmeat posted [p:974928999] in $500,000, ... [t:80512719]...</cite> <quote>My first thought was "cool, I don't really have much interaction with extended family anyway." But then I realized how fucked up it would be to make so many people that stupid for a little cash. I have to decline. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sariana21 07/19/23 1:00:07 AM #9:	Liu_Kano posted... they already do. fuck, at least Homer can hold a job, at a nuclear plant no less Lol, I had an uncle who was a nuclear physicist. --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08); Pronouns: she/her/hers <cite>Sariana21 posted [p:974929010] in $500,000, ... [t:80512719]...</cite> <quote>Liu_Kano posted... </cite><quote>they already do. fuck, at least Homer can hold a job, at a nuclear plant no less</quote>Lol, I had an uncle who was a nuclear physicist.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Glob 07/19/23 1:00:13 AM #10:	Im not even sure if I have any living uncles at this point. <cite>Glob posted [p:974929011] in $500,000, ... [t:80512719]...</cite> <quote>Im not even sure if I have any living uncles at this point.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King_Rial 07/19/23 1:00:47 AM #11:	Easy deal. They're all dead. --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> <cite>King_Rial posted [p:974929022] in $500,000, ... [t:80512719]...</cite> <quote>Easy deal. They're all dead.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ar0ge 07/19/23 1:14:31 AM #12:	They already do. <cite>Ar0ge posted [p:974929172] in $500,000, ... [t:80512719]...</cite> <quote>They already do. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Admiral_Zero 07/19/23 1:16:03 AM #13:	Hmm lets see Dads brother: about even Moms brothers: both dead Moms brothers in laws: all live in another country easy money --- [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] <cite>Admiral_Zero posted [p:974929188] in $500,000, ... [t:80512719]...</cite> <quote>Hmm lets seeDads brother: about evenMoms brothers: both deadMoms brothers in laws: all live in another countryeasy money </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BettyWhite 07/19/23 1:17:19 AM #14:	Sorry Uncle Dan. --- Thank you for being a friend <3 <cite>BettyWhite posted [p:974929200] in $500,000, ... [t:80512719]...</cite> <quote>Sorry Uncle Dan.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GGuirao13 07/19/23 2:17:42 AM #15:	No deal. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>GGuirao13 posted [p:974929748] in $500,000, ... [t:80512719]...</cite> <quote>No deal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 07/19/23 2:52:22 AM #16:	I've only got two uncles and it would be an improvement for both of them. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:974930008] in $500,000, ... [t:80512719]...</cite> <quote>I've only got two uncles and it would be an improvement for both of them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 07/19/23 2:55:30 AM #17:	Glob posted... Im not even sure if I have any living uncles at this point. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:974930035] in $500,000, ... [t:80512719]...</cite> <quote>Glob posted... </cite><quote>Im not even sure if I have any living uncles at this point.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kradek 07/19/23 3:55:55 AM #18:	That's their problem. There's only 2 I'd feel bad would be afflicted with this, however... --- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) <cite>Kradek posted [p:974930406] in $500,000, ... [t:80512719]...</cite> <quote>That's their problem.There's only 2 I'd feel bad would be afflicted with this, however...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sufferedphoneix 07/19/23 4:01:34 AM #19:	I have no blood uncles alive and my step uncles I don't interact with. --- I put my heart and soul into my work and I fear I have lost my mind in the process <cite>Sufferedphoneix posted [p:974930444] in $500,000, ... [t:80512719]...</cite> <quote>I have no blood uncles alive and my step uncles I don't interact with. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ForsakenHermit 07/19/23 4:09:23 AM #20:	Couldn't do that to my cousins or the guys my other uncle lives with. No deal --- Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP Make Arcades Great Again! <cite>ForsakenHermit posted [p:974930480] in $500,000, ... [t:80512719]...</cite> <quote>Couldn't do that to my cousins or the guys my other uncle lives with.No deal</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkFists 07/19/23 4:23:17 AM #21:	Easy deal, my only uncle is dead, and wasn't exactly in my good graces --- "The starting point is of the utmost importance" <cite>DarkFists posted [p:974930562] in $500,000, ... [t:80512719]...</cite> <quote>Easy deal, my only uncle is dead, and wasn't exactly in my good graces</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bknight 07/19/23 4:52:44 AM #22:	Easy, just pull out the crayon, and bam, 105 IQ. <cite>bknight posted [p:974930728] in $500,000, ... [t:80512719]...</cite> <quote>Easy, just pull out the crayon, and bam, 105 IQ.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Philip027 07/19/23 5:01:49 AM #23:	Sure. I have no level of association with my uncles, so they can be someone else's problem. <cite>Philip027 posted [p:974930775] in $500,000, ... [t:80512719]...</cite> <quote>Sure. I have no level of association with my uncles, so they can be someone else's problem.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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